艾倫脫口秀425:開創(chuàng)服裝系列
Ok,so.Listen.Am I allowed to cut you off?I'm sort of.Yes,of course,you can do whatever you want.
好的 接下來 聽著 我能打斷你一下嗎 當(dāng)然 你想做什么都可以
I'm not gonna be rude,but a little birdie told me Ellen is not feeling her best today,
我不想無禮 有小朋友告訴我今天Ellen不太舒服
So,So I kissed you on your mouth.That's all right.
所以 所以我和你親親了 那沒關(guān)系
I'll actually take your cooties anytime you wanna give it to me,okay.
親親你的小細(xì)菌 只要你愿意我隨時樂意 好吧
So I'm just gonna take over the show,just for,just for a couple of minutes.A couple of seconds.
我要喧賓奪主一下 幾分鐘就好 幾秒鐘就好
Now day after day,month after month,year after year
日復(fù)一日 年復(fù)一年
Celebrities come out here,it doesn't matter who you are.Meryl Streep,Tom Cruise,no matter who you are
名人到這里來 不管是誰 Meryl Streep Tom Cruise 無論是誰
Ellen gives them underwear,right?
Ellen送給他們內(nèi)褲 對吧
So I thought it might be fun for a little payback.
我想給她個回禮會很有趣
So what I've got here in this little bag,I came out looking like Kanye West,
這個袋子里有 我出場穿得像Kanye West
Because I was trying to let you guys know that I got a little clothing line coming out,It will be out in the next six months,it's...
因為我想告訴大家 我開創(chuàng)了一個服裝系列 六個月后就要面市了
I don't know what your color is,but I got you some little hotpants,booty shorts.
我不知道你喜歡什么顏色 但我給你帶了些熱褲 小短褲
Wow,So depending on who pursues who between you and Portia,
天啊 看你和Portia之間是誰追的誰
That one of you could have "Desire" on you back side.there you go.I love these,I love,
你們其中的一位穿“渴望” 給你 我很喜歡
And then I thought the other one could have "Cakes" on her back side.
另一位穿“蛋糕”在屁股后面
