艾倫脫口秀381:搞定一切需求

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Rene showler from Yukon Okalahoma send this in.I took this photo at a bank near where I live in Okalahoma

奧克拉荷馬州育空市的Rene showler發(fā)來照片 我在住所附近的銀行拍下這張照片

This is their sign,says InterBank F all your needs

這是他們的廣告牌 InterBank搞定你一切需求

Well,if you need a safe deposit box,I'll tell you where to stick your valuables

如果你需要保險箱 我告訴你上哪藏金銀細軟

At least this bank can tell you honestly say that they treat you like family,So that's nice,so

至少這家銀行拿你不當外人 還挺不錯的

This is from Kip Wilson from Louisville Kentucky.My girlfriend pointed this place out to me when I went to visit her

接下來是肯塔基州路易維爾市的Kip Wilson 我去看女朋友的時候 她指給我看的

Drop A Tot Child Care.That's a terrible name,Drop A Tot

掉寶寶幼兒園 這名字太爛了 真是“丟蛋雞”

That is almost as bad as this one,Hop on Pop Nursing Home.Right,that's not right

下面這個也差不多 在爸爸身上蹦來跳去養(yǎng)老院 沒錯 這可不怎么好

Rebecca Kabernato from Overland park Kansas,this photo was taken at Easter in the mid Nineeast

接下來是堪薩斯州奧弗蘭帕克市的Rebecca Kabernato 照片是復活節(jié)那天在東九街中段拍的

I didn't like my little sister when we are growing up,So at the last second I push her out of the way

小時候我不喜歡妹妹 所以最后一秒我把她推出了畫面

Not all the way,If you look in the left hand corner,she's still sort of,her foot's in there

其實沒有完全推出 如果你細看左下角 她其實還在 她的腳還在

I think she has a bright future had her wroking in Dtop A Tot,that girl.Leg,just sticking outlike that

這位妹妹在“丟蛋雞”幼兒園工作肯定有前途 腿啊 就那樣伸著

Christy De Pare,I believe from Vancouver Canada,I took this picture in British Columbia

Christy De Pare 應該是加拿大溫哥華的 我在不列顛哥倫比亞省拍的這張照片

It is a interesting name for a funeral home.Assman's funeral

殯儀館叫這個名字很有趣 阿屁喪葬服務

No one is more focused on your end than Assman's.I love the sign above,it says dignity.because nothing's as in dignity as an Assman

沒人像阿屁這樣注意你的“身后事” 牌子上還寫著體面 我喜歡 因為沒有什么比阿屁更體面了

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