艾倫脫口秀366:那些事兒太瘋狂

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Stop it.Hi jon,hi.It's glad to see you

別這樣吶 你好Jon 好啊 見到你真高興

Well you have to be happy.I have to be happy.well apparently it's required

你最近一定很開心啊 我不得不開心 很顯然 這是必須的

I'm actually,you should be happy,immensely happy

真的很開心 你應該開心才對 超級開心

and I was saying you should be happy because it's been,it's been a crazy ride for you lately

我說你得開心 是因為 最近你過的那是相當刺激啊

Yes,it has.It's so funny because people would call me

是啊 真的是有意思極了 因為好多人打電話給我

and ask just the innocent of questions.like hey jon,what's been going on

就是問一些超級無聊的問題 就像 嘿 Jon 接下來會怎樣

It's like,oh,well,Charlie Sheen went crazy and started saying he was from mars

或者像 噢 看吧 查理辛瘋了 接著說的話證明他來自火星

and then I almost lost my job,then they hired Ashton Kutcher

還說我差一點就丟工作了 要不是我東家雇了Ashton Kutcher

What,it's crazy.Now is it,is it stuff that because we would just assume you knew more than we knew

什么嘛 真是有夠瘋的 這個 這個事嘛 是因為大家都想著你知道的比我們多

Or were you learning as we were learning watching all of this unflod

或者你對整件事的認識和我們一樣

I was watching it the same way that most people were

我和大多數(shù)人一樣 通過同樣的途徑看到這消息

I heard it over the internet you know and people,it was weird because I would hear it at the same time as my brother-in-law

我是從網(wǎng)上看到的 人們就那樣 太怪異了 因為我聽到消息時的感覺 就像我的兄弟出啥事了

Like literally heard that he left the show or what did you

你也只是聽說 他將要離開節(jié)目或你

Yeah,I learned that from the internet,really?that he was not on the show anymore.I heard from the internet

是這樣 我是從網(wǎng)上知道的這個消息 真的嗎 我看到他不再演這個電視劇了 我是從網(wǎng)上看到的

Wow,my jaw unhinged like a giant Snake.It was like a choker

喔 當時驚得我張大嘴巴 像大蛇那樣 就像掐著我脖子似得

So I was shocked as,and maybe you didn't believe it,maybe you thought it was just a rumor

這事嚇到我了 但可能你不會相信 或許你只認為那是個謠言

I believed it.you did.I believed it because things were so nutty you know

我信啊 你信 我信是因為那些事兒太瘋狂了

So things had gotten nutty before that happened.

那在這之前事情都鬧得沸沸揚揚了

You kind of saw,did you see,Oh my God,this could actually go in a direction like this or was that not even a possibility

對你看到的 有哪些看法 是天啊 “事態(tài)的發(fā)展和我想的一樣” 還是 “這根本不可能發(fā)生”

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