艾倫脫口秀353:一座天鵝冰雕

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what do you have in your rider?There's water

你巡演都隨身帶些社么東西 水

When I was on tour they would stand up

我巡演的時候都得站著

My rider first started like that,just water,that's all I needed

我剛開始也是帶水就足夠了

Then it developed into a hammock.You should ask for hammock.How do you suspend that

后來慢慢的 我開始帶吊床 你也應(yīng)問他們要一個吊床 你要怎么把它吊起來

Well you have people do it,Taylor.You don't do it,you know

你得讓別人去做Taylor 你不用自己動手 你懂的

or you can have two really strong guys just hold it and rock you generally like a baby

或者你也可以讓兩個猛男撐著它 就像搖搖籃那樣

Also this,it's a ice scrlpture of a swan

還有這個 它是一座天鵝冰雕

If you don't have some kind of demand that people are gonna talk about,you are nobody

如果你總是不向別人提要求 讓他們談?wù)撃?那你就只能是無名小卒

what do you do with it?well just end that in melt and you go to your next venue

這東西要怎么處理呀 你就等它自己融化了 然后繼續(xù)巡演到下一站唄

The next night you just forget about it

到了第二天晚上 你就忘了它就行了

What about for the cold?It wouldn't be good for my throat.Well you don't lick it.What are you thinking about?Right.

它溫度這么低 這對我嗓子不好吧 你又不舔它 你在想什么呢 對哦

I don't know what your thoughts were just now,but let's not,we're gonna edit that out,guys,ok

我不知道你剛才在想什么 我們別 我們把剛才那段剪掉 好嗎

Let's not let anybody see that part of her.

我們不能讓任何人看到那一面的她

Out of the way everyone.American sweetheart is coming through and Taylor Swift is with me

大家都讓一讓 美國甜心來啦 Taylor Swift也跟我一起哦

We can rehearse the Jason Mraz song.Let's rehearse the Jason Mraz song

我們可以排練那首Jason Mraz的歌 我們一起排練Jason Mraz的歌吧

Not a good turn out.I know,I know.we are working on it,sorry.I mean you should have more fans in this

感覺不太好 我知道 我知道 抱歉了 我們正在解決這個問題 我是說你應(yīng)該讓更多的歌迷進(jìn)來

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