艾倫脫口秀351:鍛煉工作能力
I don't think my Mama found that very very funny,at least that's what her lawyer told me
我不認(rèn)為我媽媽覺得那很搞笑 至少他的律師是這么說的
So here I have something to share with you.I have written another book
我這兒有些東西要跟你們分享 我又寫了一本書
And I already have two.The first book I wrote was My Point And I Do Have One
我之前已經(jīng)寫了兩本 我的第一本書是"My Point And I Do Have One"
The second book was The Funny Thing IS.And I didn't even go to college,so how good is that
第二本是"The Funny Thing IS" 我連大學(xué)都沒上過呢 一切都太美好了
I've written a third one,the trilogy is complete now.It is called Seriously I'm kidding
我又寫了第三本 現(xiàn)在三部曲算是完整了 它的名字是 Seriously I'm Kidding
And it is gonna be in bookstores October 4th,you can pre-order it right now on amazon.com
10月4號(hào)就要上架了 你們可以去amazon.com提前預(yù)定
Come which you should because it's gonna fly off the shells like hot cakes
你們得趕緊啊 要不就搶不到嘍
It really is my favorite book so far,so I think you'll enjoy it
這可是我目前為止最愛的書 我想你們會(huì)喜歡的
I think a few important people got advance copies and it seems like when people start reading it they just can't put it down
有些大人物提前拿到了幾本 他們可是一拿起來就放不下了呢
I don't know if you saw the President's jobs speaks the other day,take a look
不知道你們有沒有看總統(tǒng)前幾天的演講 我們一起來看一下
This jobs plan builds on a program in Georgia that several Republican leaders have highlighted
這項(xiàng)就業(yè)計(jì)劃建立在喬治亞州的一個(gè)項(xiàng)目上 一些共和的領(lǐng)袖已經(jīng)強(qiáng)調(diào)過這個(gè)項(xiàng)目
Where people who collect unemployment insurance participate in temporary work as a way to build their skills while they look for a permanent job
在那兒 領(lǐng)取失業(yè)保險(xiǎn)的人參與臨時(shí)工作 以此鍛煉工作能力 好找到一份長(zhǎng)期工
The plan also extends on unemployment insurance for another year.
該計(jì)劃還將失業(yè)保險(xiǎn)的期限延長(zhǎng)一年
yeah,He's highlighting.That is rude.The president should really quiet down so he could read.
是的 他在書上做筆記呢 太無禮了 總統(tǒng)先生應(yīng)該安靜一下 要不別人怎么看書呢
That's how funny it is,you wanna highlight parts to remember later on
很搞笑吧 你需要記得書上的東西就得做筆記
We have a wonderful show for you today.I'm gonna show you what happened when I visited Taylor Swift on her tour.right after this comercial we'll be right back
今天的節(jié)目很精彩 我會(huì)告訴你們Taylor Swift的巡演后臺(tái)發(fā)生了些什么 廣告過后 馬上回來
