艾倫脫口秀349:很罕見的現(xiàn)象

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I really,I didn't think it was that big of a deal,cause there was no rain.I looked outside,no rain.

不過 我認(rèn)為那沒什么大不了的 我向屋外看了 一滴雨也沒有

Just some rumbling thunder,So I got my kite and I went outside

就是轟隆的雷聲而已 所以我?guī)е业娘L(fēng)箏出門去了

So what happened,seriously,this is true

接下來發(fā)生了什么呢 說真的 你們得相信我

It's about 10:30 in the morning,we're at home on one Saturday morning

那是一個周六的早晨 我們在家 大概十點半左右

And our house was struck by lightning,as if all houses in the neighborhood.The lightning hit our clock tower

我們的房子被雷擊中了 周圍的房子也是 雷電還擊中了我們的鐘樓

It was so loud,it was the loudest noise I've ever heard，and I've sat next to Marry Murphy on So You Think You Can Dance.

那簡直是巨響 我沒有聽過比那更響的噪音 要知道 在《舞林爭霸》上 我可是坐在Marry Murphy旁邊的

I know loud.It was the loudest thing I've ever heard,I really could not believe that it hit our house

我非常了解巨響 那就是我聽過的最響的聲音 我不敢相信它真的擊中了我們的房子

and the cats were under the bed for 30 minutes,I was under there for 45

我們的貓跑到床底下躲了30分鐘 我躲了45分鐘

Poor little things.It took yawn and treats but eventually Portia cokes me out,and then

可憐的小東西們 我們在下面又累又怕 還好Portia把我拉出來了 然后

We were scared by the way.I took a picture of Portia right after the lightning struck.Look at her,that was,I mean

我們真是嚇壞了 雷擊過后我拍了一張Portia的照片 瞧瞧她 我說 那真是

I was like,Portia?And then right before the show started,My mama tells my Aunt Helen

我說你這是怎么了 Portia 在節(jié)目開始之前 我媽媽告訴我 我的Hellen阿姨

My Aunt Helen,I've talked about her before,live in Mississippi

Helen阿姨 住在密西西比那個 我以前跟你們提過

A month ago her house got struck by lightning.How weird is that?what are the odds

一個月前 她的房子也被雷擊了 是不是很詭異 有點太巧合了

But then I learn the lightning strikes aren't as rare as they seem

后來我才知道 雷擊其實并不是很罕見的現(xiàn)象

Statistically I'm more likely to be struck by lightning than to win a lottery

據(jù)統(tǒng)計 比起中彩票 我更容易被雷擊中

But also statistically speaking,I'm more likely to win a lottery than seen a grown man naked

但也是根據(jù)統(tǒng)計來說 比起見到一成年人裸體 我中彩票幾率還更大些

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