艾倫脫口秀321:名字真瘋狂
It's the wrong gum.All right.
這個(gè)就過時(shí)了
This is something I've never seen before,this is something,somebody called
我從沒見過這種 這種 有人叫它
They came up with this whose,this is called dessert delights
他們想出來的 這個(gè)叫做開心甜點(diǎn)
Now,they have mint chocolate chip,they have orange cream pop,they have strawberry shortcake and they have apple pie
還有巧克力片 橘子奶油味 草莓酥餅味 還有蘋果餡餅味的
Oh,okay,just to have a stick,I'm watching my figure,though
好的 只吃一片 我得顧著點(diǎn)我的體形
Ok,so here is some more,this is different gum,this is,these are carzy names,too
這還有 這是另一種 這是 這些名字真瘋狂
This is,there's Solstice and then there is Vortex and there is Lush and there is Swerve
這是 有“Solstice”“Vortex”還有“Lush”還有“Swerve”
They're naming gum after strippers now
口香糖竟然以脫衣舞女的名字命名
The packaging,look at the packaging,this is,wht's happening to these people with the packaging?
我們看看這包裝 真是 這些設(shè)計(jì)包裝的人怎么了
Okay,so some of these,the gum comes in a plastic tub,and then there's a gun
有一些 塑料桶裝的 還有槍形狀的
It's a gun,it's gum that comes in a gun,there's a 7 day waiting period if you want to buy this gum
槍的形狀 口香糖裝到槍里 如果想買這種得等7天
And then there's bubble tape,which is right here,and this is kind of a,Oh man,look at this
接下來還有Bubble tape 在這里 這種 天啊 看這個(gè)
So it's a,it's,it comes out like this,it's like 6 feet of gum right here
所以這種 抽出來就是這樣 好像總共有6尺長
This is,here's a general rule,your gum shouldn't be longer than your child
通常來說 你的口香糖不能比你的孩子還高
And then they have this,I don't even know what this is
還有這種 我都不知道這是什么
This is,I'm not putting that in my pocket,I mean you're gonna carry this around?I don't understand this
這個(gè) 我可不打算把這個(gè)放口袋里 你真準(zhǔn)備拿著這個(gè)四處走 真搞不明白
