艾倫脫口秀170:出了點(diǎn)小意外
Just like that.If you see a news report that you think I should see.
就像那樣 如果你看到一則新聞 覺得我應(yīng)該看看
Please send it to me.I love these things.Here is something you should see.
請(qǐng)把它發(fā)給我 我好這口 下面的視頻你也應(yīng)該看看
Ah, last weekend we sent one of our assistant Jason to a restaurant with a birthday cake for his grandma.
嗯 上周末我們派了一位助理杰森 去一家餐廳 帶上給他奶奶做的蛋糕
And he asked people to hold it.But the cake was rigged.
然后他讓別人幫他拿著 但是蛋糕被做過手腳
So that it would immediately fell off the tray.But the cake was rigged.
端著會(huì)立刻從托盤上滑下來 于是他又做了一個(gè)
And he brought his grandma with him to Chili's.My grandma's.Beautiful.
他還帶上了奶奶去Chili's 這是給我奶奶的 真漂亮
Actually I am looking to take a quick picture.Can you hold it quickly for me?Beautiful.
事實(shí)上我正想給它拍一張照 你能幫我端一下嗎 當(dāng)然
If you just lower so I can get it over.And 3, 2... Oh... Oh.Hi, grandma.
你能放低點(diǎn)嗎 我可以拍下整個(gè)蛋糕 準(zhǔn)備 3 2 噢 噢 你好 奶奶
Oh, my birthday cake?My grandma comes, it's her birthday.No.
啊 我的生日蛋糕 我奶奶要來了 今天是她的生日 不
Jason, what did you do to my cake?We dropped it. I am sorry.
杰森 你對(duì)我的蛋糕做了什么 我們弄掉了 抱歉
It's all right. It looks okay.Oh, man.Do you have an interview?Yeah?
沒事的 它看上去還好 天哪 老兄 你有一個(gè)面試嗎 什么
Do you have an interview?Yeah. - Good luck in.Yeah. - Good luck in.
你在等面試嗎 是的 -祝你好運(yùn) 謝啦老兄 -你能幫個(gè)小忙嗎
Just hold it quick.My grandma's birthday.Here it is.Oh...Grandma.
只是端著它而已 (今天是)我奶奶的生日 拿好了 噢 奶奶
Jason, what did you do to my cake?We just got a little messy, gradma.
杰森 你對(duì)我的蛋糕做了什么 我們只是出了點(diǎn)小意外 奶奶
We'll get this Here.Happy Birthday to you.Happy Birthday to you.Happy Birthday dear grandma.Happy Birthday to you.
這個(gè)我們還是可以用 給你 祝你生日快樂 祝你生日快樂 祝你生日快樂 親愛的奶奶 祝你生日快樂
I don't think so.Can I say something? - Yeah.You're on the Ellen Degeneres show right now.Thanks, buddy.
我并不如此認(rèn)為 聽我說 哥們 -怎么了 你上了艾倫秀 謝謝你 老兄
Elbow high five, thanks for being a good support.You want some cake? Oh, I'm fine, thank you.- Good luck on your interview. Thank you.
用肘擊個(gè)掌 謝謝你的支持 你想嘗一點(diǎn)蛋糕嗎 哦 不用了 謝謝 祝你面試順利 謝謝
Oh he clapped in everything. So sweet!We'll be right back.
哦 他什么都可以拍得精彩 真貼心 我們馬上回來
