艾倫脫口秀87:錯(cuò)得太離譜

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Well that works.I love it.It's a great joke. - Yes.So we laugh.That's great.And then Harper will go my turn my turn.

這個(gè)挺棒啊 我喜歡 這很好笑 -是的 所以我們都笑了 這很棒 然后哈珀就會(huì)喊 "該我了該我了"

Knock knock. - Who's there?He will say um Peter.Peter who?

叩 叩 -是誰(shuí) 他就會(huì)說(shuō) "彼得" 哪個(gè)彼得

Peter never bother me anyway. - Right. Right.

彼得再也不會(huì)煩擾我 -好吧 好吧

No. This kind of Knock.That's what I have with my niece.

這種"叩叩" 我跟我侄女也玩這個(gè)

I try to tell her the oranges one. That the.- Knock knock. - Who's there?

我試著教她橙子的那個(gè) 就是 叩叩 -是誰(shuí)

Orange. - Orange who?Knock knock. - Who's there?Orange.- Orange who?Knock knock. - Who's there?Orange. - Orange who?

橙子-哪個(gè)橙子 叩叩 -是誰(shuí) 橙子-哪個(gè)橙子 叩叩-是誰(shuí) 橙子-哪個(gè)橙子

Orange glad I didn't say banana.I said it wrong.I said the whole thing wrong.

橙子很高興我沒(méi)說(shuō)香蕉 我講錯(cuò)了 我整個(gè)都講錯(cuò)了

You said the whole thing wrong. - I said the whole thing wrong.

你整個(gè)錯(cuò)得太離譜了 -是的 錯(cuò)得太離譜

You're no better than Harper.I'm horrible.

你比哈珀可好不到哪兒去 我太糟糕了

I'm the worst at Knock-knock. - You are not.

史上最挫的"叩叩"笑話 -你不是的

Oh, my god.What happened to me?I don't know.

哦 天哪 我不知道 我到底怎么了

I think it's banana. Banana, banana.Yeah Banana and then orange glad.

我想應(yīng)該是"香蕉 香蕉 香蕉" 是的 是"香蕉 橙子很高興"

I know, orange glad. I know.Orange glad I didn't say.

我知道 "橙子很高興" 我知道 橙子很高興我沒(méi)喊它

You and Harper will get along so well.

你和哈珀會(huì)成為好朋友的

And that's why Eve doesn't know how to do Knock-knock jokes.Because I taught her that.

這就是為什么伊芙一直不會(huì) 玩"叩叩" 的玩笑 因?yàn)槭俏医痰?/p>

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