艾倫脫口秀29 寵物也是有感情的

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Hey ya'll know a lot about me.

嘿 大家對(duì)我都非常了解

You know that I'm an animal lover,right?

都知道我是動(dòng)物愛(ài)好者

I love animals.

我可喜歡動(dòng)物了

Do you love animals?

你們喜歡動(dòng)物嗎

I love animals so i have animals,

我喜歡動(dòng)物所以也養(yǎng)了一些

I have dogs and i have cats.

我養(yǎng)了狗 也養(yǎng)了貓

and I like wild animals.

我也喜歡野生動(dòng)物

One time, I had to get 15 stitches

有一次 我試著去抱一只澳洲野狗

'cause I tried to hug a dingo.

卻因此受傷縫了15針

Like a dog to me.

我覺(jué)得它和寵物狗沒(méi)差嘛

So last week, scientists confirm something

上星期 科學(xué)家證實(shí)狗狗也是有感情的

that would come as no surprise to animal lovers, dogs have human emotion,

這對(duì)動(dòng)物愛(ài)好者來(lái)說(shuō)應(yīng)該不奇怪

Does that surprise anyone?

有人覺(jué)得不可思議嗎

Now,how many of you already...that dogs had human emotions.

你們中有多少人覺(jué)得狗狗是具備人類感情的

Alrighy,and how many of you think that your Beanie Babies have human emotions.

好吧 你們又有多少人覺(jué)得 自己的豆豆娃是由感情 的

I have to ask to weed out the crazies,so...

我必須得問(wèn)問(wèn) 好把神經(jīng)病們請(qǐng)出隊(duì)伍啊

So the scientists have figured out by doing an MRI on a dog's brain.

科學(xué)家是通過(guò)給狗狗做核磁共振來(lái)證實(shí)這一理論的

This is the dog's brain

這是狗狗的腦部掃描成像

or a Grateful Dead T-shirt.

還是迷幻樂(lè)隊(duì)的T恤圖案啥的

And...so I guess the blue part means it's sad

我猜藍(lán)色部分應(yīng)該代表悲傷

and the red part means it's happy.

紅色則代表開(kāi)心

At least that's what a mood ring says.

至少情緒戒指是這么表示的

I don't know what i'm looking at. I don't know.

我才不知道那是什么呢 真的不知道

I'm just guessing it is.

剛剛都是我瞎猜的