《新福爾摩斯》第86期:生活就是平淡瑣事的樂(lè)趣
What are you typing?
你在寫(xiě)什么
Blog.About? Us.
博客 關(guān)于什么 我們
You mean me. Why?
也就是說(shuō)我 為什么
Well, you're typing a lot.
因?yàn)槟愦虻膬?nèi)容很多
Right, then.
那又怎樣
So, what have we got?
看看我們有什么新案子
My wife seems to be spending a very long time at the office.Boring.
我老婆經(jīng)常工作到很晚 無(wú)聊
I think my husband might be having an affair. Yes.
我想我丈夫可能有外遇 沒(méi)錯(cuò)
She's not my real aunt, she's been replaced.I know she has.I know human ash.Leave.
她不是我姑姑 她被人調(diào)包了 我確定這不是她 我分辨得出人的骨灰 出去
We are prepared to offer any sum of money you care to mention for the recovery of these files.Boring.
無(wú)論您提出何種報(bào)酬 我們都能滿足 只要能找回這些文件 無(wú)聊
We have this website,it explains the true meaning of comic books,cos people miss a lot of the themes.But then all the comic books started coming true.
我們建了個(gè)網(wǎng)站 用來(lái)解釋漫畫(huà)書(shū)的真正意義 因?yàn)槿藗兒雎粤似渲泻芏嘀黝} 但隨后所有的漫畫(huà)開(kāi)始變成事實(shí)
Oh...interesting.
有點(diǎn)意思
Geek Interpreter, what's that?
極客漫畫(huà)通 那是什么
That's the title.
是標(biāo)題
What does it need a title for?Do people actually read your blog?
標(biāo)題有啥用 真有人讀你的博客嗎
Where do you think our clients come from?
那你以為那些委托人是怎么找來(lái)的
I have a website.
我自己有網(wǎng)站
In which you enumerate 240 different types of tobacco ash. Nobody's reading your website.
你在上面列舉了240種不同的煙灰 沒(méi)人看你的網(wǎng)站
Right then, dyed blonde hair, no obvious cause of death, except for these speckles, whatever they are.
這就對(duì)了 漂染金發(fā) 沒(méi)有明顯死因 除了這些不知是啥的斑點(diǎn)
Oh, for God's sakes!
真的假的
What? The Speckled Blonde?!
干嘛 斑點(diǎn)金發(fā)女
They wouldn't let us see Granddad when he was dead.Is that cos he'd gone to heaven?
爺爺去世時(shí)他們不讓我們?nèi)タ此?是因?yàn)樗チ颂焯脝?/div>
People don't really go to heaven when they die,they're taken to a special room and burned.
人死了不會(huì)去天堂 他們被送到特定地點(diǎn)燒掉
