生活大爆炸第二季08.The Lizard-Spock ExpansionLeonard和醫(yī)生Stephanie的date，Howard的火星車事件

[00:00.18]Oh,look, Saturn 3is on. 看啊 正在放"土星三號(hào)"呢 [00:00.00]電影 提名過金酸莓獎(jiǎng) [00:02.08]I don't want to watch Saturn 3. Deep Space Nine is better. 我不想看"土星三號(hào)" "深空九號(hào)"更好看 [00:01.90]電視劇 "星際旅行: 深空九號(hào)" [00:05.51]How isDeep Space Ninebetter thanSaturn 3? "深空九號(hào)"哪有"土星三號(hào)"好看 [00:09.33]Simple subtraction will tell you it's six better. 簡(jiǎn)單的減法告訴你 好看六個(gè)數(shù)兒 [00:14.11]Compromise. WatchBabylon 5. 折衷一下 看"巴比倫五號(hào)"好了 [00:13.93]科幻電視劇 1993-1998 [00:17.76]In what sense is that a compromise? 這是哪門子折衷啊? [00:20.14]Well,five is partway between three... 恩 五處在三和九之間... [00:22.77]Never mind. 算了 [00:24.69]I'll tell you what. How about we go rock-paper-scissors? 要不這樣 我們來(lái)用石頭剪子布決定 [00:27.30]Ooh,I don't think so. 不行 我不干 [00:29.20]Anecdotal evidence suggests that in the game of rock-paper-scissors, 數(shù)據(jù)統(tǒng)計(jì)顯示 在石頭-剪子-布中 [00:32.28]players familiar with each other will tie 75 to 80% of the time due to the limited number of outcomes. 由于出法太少 相熟的玩家 有75%到80%的可能性會(huì)打平 [00:38.35]I suggest rock-paper-scissors- lizard-Spock. 我建議采用石頭-剪刀-布-蜥蜴-史波克 [00:38.17]Spock: 星際旅行中的尖耳朵副艦長(zhǎng) [00:43.63]What? 什么 [00:44.38]It's very simple. 很簡(jiǎn)單 [00:46.25]Scissors cuts paper. 剪子剪布 [00:47.53]Paper covers rock. 布包石頭 [00:48.71]Rock crushes lizard. 石頭壓蜥蜴 [00:49.95]Lizard poisons Spock. 蜥蜴毒死史波克 [00:49.77]Sheldon出的手勢(shì) 為Spock的常用手勢(shì) [00:51.45]Spock smashes scissors. 史波克轟碎剪子 [00:52.78]Scissors decapitates lizard. 剪子腰斬蜥蜴 [00:54.24]Lizard eats paper. 蜥蜴吃布 [00:55.25]Paper disproves Spock. 布否定史波克 [00:56.58]Spock vaporizes rock. 史波克蒸發(fā)石頭 [00:58.20]And as it always has, rock crushes scissors. 再加上一如既往的規(guī)則 石頭砸剪子 [01:04.19]Okay,I think I got it. 行啊 我應(yīng)該會(huì)玩了 [01:08.25]Rock-paper-scissors- lizard-Spock! 石頭-剪刀-布-蜥蜴-史波克 [01:18.51]Hello,boys. 嗨 伙計(jì)們 [01:20.97]Ahoy,matey. 啊嗬 朋友 [01:23.69]Noticed the eye patch,did you? 看見這個(gè)眼罩了 對(duì)吧 [01:25.54]It's all part of a technique I've been studying for picking up women. 這是我泡妞寶典中的一種技巧 [01:29.27]You employ a visual display designed to make yourself distinctive and memorable. 給別人視覺上的沖擊力 讓你顯的與眾不同 [01:35.99]Oh,yes,like the male peacock with brilliant plumage or the rutting baboon with engorged hindquarters. 就像雄孔雀有漂亮的羽毛 或者發(fā)情的狒狒有隆起的臀部一樣 [01:42.93]Or in this case,the bar mitzvah boy with pinkeye. 或者可以這么說(shuō) 像一個(gè)得紅眼病的猶太男 [01:46.86]Mock me if you will, but it works. 盡管嘲笑我吧 不過這招確實(shí)有用 [01:49.09]You show up at a club in something distinctive, scope out your target and toss out some negs. 你穿成這樣去泡吧 尋找你的目標(biāo) 然后拋出幾句"反話" [01:53.46]What are negs? 啥叫"反話"? [01:54.36]A neg is a negative compliment that throws a pretty woman off her game, 就是反向的恭維 讓漂亮女性忘了她們的小缺陷 [01:57.93]like "Normally,I'm not turned on by big teeth, but on you,they work." 好比這樣 "通常情況 牙有些大的女士 不會(huì)讓我動(dòng)心 但你就不一樣了" [02:04.46]I got a whole list of 'em. Who wants to be my wingman? 我有一大堆招數(shù)呢 誰(shuí)想做我的泡妞搭檔 [02:07.64]You're not gonna need a wingman. 你用不著找個(gè)泡妞搭檔 [02:08.66]You're gonna need a paramedic. 你應(yīng)該找個(gè)護(hù)理搭檔 [02:12.06]Howard,your scooter's blocking my car. Howard 你的摩托擋住我的車了 [02:14.50]Aw,did you get pinkeye again? 喔 你又得紅眼病了? [02:19.06]Step one: she notices the eye patch. 第一步 她注意到了我的眼罩 [02:22.76]May I say,Penny, not a lot of women could look as hot as you do with such greasy hair? 這么說(shuō)吧 Penny 不是所有女人 都和你一樣 頭發(fā)油油的還這么性感 [02:35.94]Yeah,just move your stupid scooter before I pick it up and throw it in the dumpster. 趕緊把你那破摩托車開走 不然我馬上扔進(jìn)垃圾堆 [03:12.03]I'm sorry,but I'm not going to watchThe Clone WarsTV series until I've seen The Clone Warsmovie. 對(duì)不起 我現(xiàn)在不看克隆人戰(zhàn)爭(zhēng)的電視劇 我得先看電影版 [03:19.19]I prefer to let George Lucas disappoint me in the order he intended. 喬治盧卡斯肯定會(huì)讓我失望 就順著他的順序來(lái)吧 [03:24.87]Well,I want to watch it now. 我現(xiàn)在就要看 [03:26.67]Then I believe we've arrived at another quintessential rock-paper-scissors- lizard-Spock moment. 那又到了石頭-剪子-布-蜥蜴-史波克 的經(jīng)典一刻了 [03:37.61]Watch whatever you want. 你愛看什么看什么吧 [03:40.44]I saw what you did there. 我看到你的魄力了 [03:43.15]What'd I do? 我的魄力? [03:49.07]Hello. Hey,Howard. What's wrong? 嗨 Howard 什么事 [03:53.83]Okay. Okay, we'll be right there. 好 好 我們這就過去 [03:56.79]What happened? 發(fā)生什么事了 [03:57.78]Howard's at the Mars Rover lab. He says he's in trouble. Howard在火星探測(cè)器實(shí)驗(yàn)室 他說(shuō)遇到麻煩了 [04:00.20]- Defcon 5. - Defcon 5? - 五級(jí)戰(zhàn)備狀態(tài) - 五級(jí)戰(zhàn)備狀態(tài)? [04:02.72]Well,there's no need to rush. 這么說(shuō)用不著急著趕過去 [04:06.05]What? 什么? [04:06.73]Defcon 5 means "no danger." 五級(jí)戰(zhàn)備狀態(tài)意味著"沒有危險(xiǎn)" [04:08.44]Defcon 1 is a cris. 一級(jí)戰(zhàn)備狀態(tài)才是危機(jī)來(lái)臨 [04:10.50]How can 5 not be worse than 1? 五級(jí)怎么會(huì)還不如一級(jí)? [04:12.57]Yeah,Star Trek V worse thanI. 就是啊 星際迷航第五部比第一部難看 [04:16.73]Okay,first of all, that's a comparison of quality, not intensity. 首先來(lái)說(shuō) 我們比較的是影片的品質(zhì) 而不是激烈程度 [04:19.67]Secondly,Star Trek I is orders-of-magnitude worse thanStar Trek V. 再說(shuō) 星戰(zhàn)迷航第一部差第五部 不止一個(gè)數(shù)量級(jí) [04:24.51]Are you joking? 你開什么玩笑 [04:25.62]Star Trek Vis the standard against which all badness is measured. 星際迷航5簡(jiǎn)直就是 "沒有最爛只有更爛"的最好詮釋 [04:28.94]No,no. 不對(duì) 不對(duì) [04:30.85]Star Trek V has specific failures in writing and direction, 星際迷航5只是劇本失敗 導(dǎo)演很爛 [04:33.75]whileStar Trek Ifails across the board: art direction,costuming, music,sound editing. 但星際迷航1 所有部分都很爛 藝術(shù)執(zhí)導(dǎo) 服裝 配樂 音效剪輯 [04:38.84]Can we just forget I said Defcon and go? 表再糾結(jié)戰(zhàn)備狀態(tài)了 趕快走吧 [04:43.31]Star Trek V. 星際迷航5 [04:47.58]All right,will you at least stipulate thatStar Trek IV: The Voyage Homeis inarguably the best? 至少你得承認(rèn) "星際迷航4:重回地球" 是最好看的 這毫無(wú)爭(zhēng)議 [04:52.81]I have three words for you: Wrath of Khan. 送你五個(gè)字 凱恩的憤怒 (星際迷航2) [04:52.68]Khan也是印度及某些中亞國(guó)家的統(tǒng)治者 [04:57.07]- Oh,thank God, you're here. - What's the emergency? - 感謝上帝 你們可來(lái)了 - 什么事這么急 [04:59.15]I got the Mars Rover stuck in a ditch. 我把火星探測(cè)器卡在一條裂溝里了 [05:02.53]Where? 在哪里? [05:03.58]On a dusty highway just outside Bakersfield. Bekersfield郊外 一條臟兮兮的高速公路上 [05:05.97]Where do you think? On Mars! 還能在哪兒啊?! 火星唄! [05:08.99]Howard, is everything okay? Howard 沒事吧? [05:10.51]Yeah,baby,I'll be right in. 當(dāng)然 寶貝 我就來(lái) [05:14.43]You brought a girl to the Mars Rover control room? 你還把姑娘帶進(jìn)了火星探測(cè)器控制室? [05:17.06]Yeah,I picked her up in the bar. She's a doctor. 是啊 我在酒吧搭上她的 她是個(gè)醫(yī)生 [05:19.67]One free barium enema, and my mother won't care she's not Jewish. 送一次免費(fèi)的鋇餐灌腸 我媽肯定再不介意她不是猶太人了 [05:24.62]Wait a minute. So the eye patch and the insults worked? 等一下 這么說(shuō)眼罩和反向恭維奏效了 [05:27.63]No,there were three other guys with eye patches. 沒有 那里還有三個(gè)帶眼罩的 [05:30.08]It was a fiasco. 簡(jiǎn)直一敗涂地 [05:32.89]What did work was, "How'd you like to visit a secret government facility?" 奏效的是這招: "你想不想?yún)⒂^一處秘密政府設(shè)施?" [05:36.96]So what exactly do you want us to do? 那你到底要我們做些什么? [05:38.73]I need you and Raj to help me get the Rover out of the ditch 我要你和Raj 幫我把火星探測(cè)器從溝里拖出來(lái) [05:40.89]and I need you to get Stephanie out before somebody notices she's here. 你呢 在別人發(fā)現(xiàn)之前 把Stephanie從這帶走 [05:43.42]She doesn't exactly have clearance. 她進(jìn)來(lái)都沒開證明 [05:44.89]Really? They don't let strange women from honky-tonks 真的嗎? 這兒不許泡廉價(jià)酒館的女人進(jìn)來(lái) [05:47.41]come in and play with $200 million government projects on distant planets? 拿遙遠(yuǎn)星球上價(jià)值2億的政府裝備 當(dāng)玩具玩? [05:51.60]Yes,I was bad. 好吧 我錯(cuò)了 [05:52.93]Maybe she'll spank me. 也許她會(huì)給我一巴掌 [05:54.20]Can we please move on? 開始行動(dòng)了好吧? [05:57.44]Hey,Howard,you know, it's getting late, so do I get to drive this thing or what? 嗨 Howard 時(shí)間不早了 我能開始操縱這玩意兒了嗎? [06:01.45]Yeah. No. I'm sorry, but something's come up. 不好意思 出了點(diǎn)狀況 [06:03.73]Kind of a Mars Rover... 火星探測(cè)器... [06:06.04]Mars Rover can Howard come over... 只有Howard才能解決的 火星探測(cè)器... [06:11.79]situation. 的狀況 [06:14.88]So my friend Leonard is gonna take you home. 所以我的朋友Leonard會(huì)送你回家 [06:17.79]- Oh,okay. Let's go, friend Leonard. - Okay. - 哦 好吧 咱們走 Leonard朋友 - 好吧 [06:21.50]- I'll call ya. - Yeah. - 我會(huì)給你打電話的 - 好的 [06:22.57]So are you a scientist like Howard? 這么說(shuō) 你和Howard一樣是個(gè)科學(xué)家? [06:24.72]No one's a scientist like Howard. 沒有哪個(gè)科學(xué)家和Howard一樣 [06:28.52]My mother is so gonna love her. 我老媽肯定會(huì)愛死她的 [06:31.07]How nice. Maybe they can carpool when they visit you in federal prison. 真甜蜜阿 也許她們會(huì)一起拼車來(lái)聯(lián)邦監(jiān)獄探視你 [06:41.73]I'm sorry. I totally interrupted you. 對(duì)不起 我打斷你了 [06:44.36]What,what, what were you saying? 你剛才說(shuō)...說(shuō)些什么? [06:45.66]Just said Howard's a terrific guy. 我就是說(shuō) Howard是個(gè)棒小伙 [06:49.67]He's got a great sense of humor. 他很有幽默感的 [06:52.47]He loves his mother... a lot. 也愛他老媽... 愛極了 [06:55.43]People say "too much." 大家都覺得"太過了" [06:58.00]I really like that you're such a loyal friend. 我就喜歡你這種仗義朋友型的 [07:00.08]Yeah,I am loyal. 對(duì) 我很仗義的 [07:02.53]You know,if you look at the big picture. 當(dāng)然要整體來(lái)看 [07:08.05]Out of curiosity, did he ever have a shot with you? 我就好奇問一句 你對(duì)他有過感覺嗎? [07:12.84]Are you insane? The guy was wearing an eye patch. 不是吧? 那家伙戴著獨(dú)眼罩的誒 [07:16.81]Then why did you... 那為什么你... [07:17.67]He said that I could drive a car on Mars. 他說(shuō)我可以在火星上開車玩 [07:22.03]Got it. 了解了 [07:25.09]So,can I see you again? 我們會(huì)再見面嗎? [07:27.56]You're not gonna see me now. 現(xiàn)在你肯定看不見我咯 [07:32.58]Cool. 爽喲 [07:40.02]Anything? 有反應(yīng)了嗎? [07:41.79]Actually,I was just checking my e-mail. 其實(shí) 我是在查我的電郵 [07:45.08]But,uh,no,the Rover is not responding. 但 探測(cè)器還是沒反應(yīng) [07:48.18]I believe the appropriate metaphor here involves a river of excrement 此刻最恰當(dāng)?shù)谋扔鲬?yīng)該包括 一條臭水溝 [07:51.83]and a Native American water vessel without any means of propulsion. 還有一艘沒有推動(dòng)器的土著船 [07:56.04]Hang on. There's got to be other options. 等等 總歸有別的辦法吧 [07:58.46]You could try calling Triple-A. 也可以試試給獨(dú)立宇航員聯(lián)盟打電話 [08:01.36]But based on NASA's latest timetable, they won't get there for 35 years. 不過根據(jù)航空航天局最新時(shí)間表 他們35年后才能到那兒 [08:06.11]Plus I understand you have to be standing next to the vehicle with your card when they arrive. 而且就算到了 你也得排號(hào) [08:11.45]Oh,snap. 牛叉叉的 (snap有"折斷一意") [08:13.44]Snap what? 什么斷了? [08:15.90]Okay,I guess we have to turn to Plan B. 好吧 那我們得改B計(jì)劃了 [08:17.77]What's Plan B? B計(jì)劃是啥? [08:18.55]Erase all the hard drives, scrap the surveillance tapes, 洗白硬盤 銷毀監(jiān)視錄像帶 [08:20.58]wipe our fingerprints off every surface and run. 擦干凈我們的指紋 開溜 [08:23.52]Why wasn't that Plan A? 這咋不是A計(jì)劃呢? [08:28.09]A NASA spokesman states that due to the loss of data, 航空航天局發(fā)言人稱 由于數(shù)據(jù)丟失 [08:31.02]they will most likely be unable to determine the cause of the Mars Rover's malfunction. 很難確定火星探測(cè)器的故障原因 [08:35.99]This is not the first time an exploratory mission to Mars has ended in disappointment. 這已不是火星探險(xiǎn)計(jì)劃第一次 如此失望而終了 [08:39.22]Thank God for Plan B. 還好我們有B計(jì)劃 [08:43.04]Howard,didn't you say you worked on the Mars Rover? Howard 你不是說(shuō)過 你在做火星探測(cè)器的工作嗎? [08:45.36]No,you're mistaken. 沒 你記錯(cuò)了 [08:48.16]Yeah,when we first met, you said that if I went out with you, I could drive a car on Mars. 沒 我們第一次見面 你就說(shuō) 如果和你約會(huì) 我就可以在火星上開車玩 [08:54.88]I don't know what you're talking about. 搞不懂你在說(shuō)什么 [09:01.10]Will you all excuse me? 抱歉離開下 [09:02.25]Leonard is subtly signaling that he'd like to talk to me in private. Leonard微妙的暗示了 他想和我單獨(dú)談?wù)? [09:07.51]No. Yeah,I remember specifically. 不 我很清楚地記得 [09:09.71]You started by asking if I was from Mars because my ass was out of this world. 你一張嘴就問我 是否來(lái)自火星 因?yàn)槲业穆N臀地球罕見 [09:17.36]Well,that does sound like me, but no. 很有我風(fēng)格 但不是我啦 [09:20.94]- Is there some problem? - Yeah. - 出什么狀況了嗎? - 是的 [09:23.25]Listen,I have to kinda sneak out for a while. 我得溜出去一會(huì)兒 [09:26.77]All right,good-bye. 好的 拜拜 [09:28.08]No,wait! 不 等下! [09:29.88]If anyone asks you where I went, you don't know. 要是有人問我去哪兒了 你就說(shuō)不知道 [09:32.76]Whereareyou going? 你要去哪兒? [09:34.19]I can't tell you that. 不能告訴你 [09:36.36]Who would ask me? 誰(shuí)會(huì)問我呢? [09:39.16]I can't tell you that,either. 也不能告訴你這個(gè) [09:42.19]So you brought me in here to inform me that you can't tell me 你帶我進(jìn)來(lái)就是要告訴我 你不能告訴我 [09:44.46]where you're going and you can't tell me who might ask? 你要去哪兒 也不能告訴我誰(shuí)會(huì)問起? [09:49.52]Yeah,I really didn't think this through. 對(duì)呀 是我欠考慮 [09:54.06]- Leonard,a moment. - What? - Leonard 先別走 - 啥? [09:56.19]If someone-- and of course,we don't know who this would be-- 要是有人... 當(dāng)然不知到底是誰(shuí)了... [09:58.81]does ask where you've gone, what should I say? 問起你去哪兒 我該說(shuō)什么呢? [10:01.53]I don't know. Just tell 'em I went to the office. 不知道 就說(shuō)我去辦公室了 [10:03.89]- Are you going to the office? - No. - 你是去辦公室嗎? - 不是 [10:05.87]Then how can I say it convincingly? 那我怎么能說(shuō)得自然啊?! [10:08.00]Just say,"Leonard went totheoffice." 就說(shuō)"Leonard 去了辦公室" [10:10.23]All right. Leonard went tothe office. 好吧 Leonard去了辦公室 [10:18.83]What is... No,not like that! 這是... 不 不是那樣的! [10:21.11]Just,"Leonard went to the office." 就說(shuō) "Leonard到辦公室去了" [10:22.57]This would have worked out a lot better if you'd just told me you were going to the office. 如果你直接說(shuō)你要去辦公室 就好辦多了嘛 [10:26.79]I'm going to the office. 我去辦公室 [10:28.70]See? Why don't I believe you? 看嘛? 憑啥我不信你呢? [10:35.98]I'm going out for a while. 出去一會(huì)兒 [10:37.46]Okay. 好 [10:48.39]Doesn't anyone want to know where he's going? 沒人想知道他去哪兒?jiǎn)? [10:53.07]Okay,where is he going? 他去哪兒了? [10:54.61]Leonard is going tothe office. Leonard去辦公室了 [11:11.27]So how was work today? 今天工作如何? [11:12.84]Busy. 忙死了 [11:13.88]I removed an appendix, a gall bladder and about a foot and a half of bowel. 割了一個(gè)闌尾 一個(gè)膽囊 還有一段一尺半的腸子 [11:19.33]I'm hoping that's three different guys. 不會(huì)是一個(gè)人的吧 [11:23.13]No,just the one. 不 就是一個(gè)人 [11:26.36]He didn't make it. 他沒挺過來(lái) [11:29.40]So,how was your day? 你今天過得怎樣呢? [11:31.09]Oh,you know,I'm a physicist,so... I thought about stuff. 你知道 我是個(gè)物理學(xué)家... 我就思考思考 [11:37.19]That's it? 就這些? [11:38.59]Well,I wrote some of it down. 我把一些想法寫下來(lái)了 [11:42.16]Are you done eating? 吃完了嗎? [11:43.08]- Uh,yeah. - Oh,good. - 完了 - 那好 [11:48.95]If I knew you were waiting, I would've swallowed that lasagna whole. 早知道你等著我 我就把面條一口吞了 [11:55.20]You've reached Dr. Stephanie Barnett. Leave a message. 這是Stephanie Barnett醫(yī)生家 請(qǐng)留言 [11:59.13]Hey,Steph, it's me again,Howard. 嘿Steph 還是我 Howard [12:01.35]Listen,if you're free Friday, maybe we could have a little something to eat at my place. 如果你周五有空 可以到我那兒吃點(diǎn)東西 [12:05.09]My mom cooks a hell of a brisket. 我媽做胸肉可有一手 [12:09.14]Let me know. It's Howard. 想好了告訴我哇 我是Howard [12:13.99]I've had her brisket. Melts in your mouth. 我吃過她做的胸肉 入口即化 [12:21.07]Maybe we should think about going to the bedroom. 不如我們?nèi)ヅP室吧 [12:24.45]That's a good idea. 好主意 [12:25.47]There's a bed in there, and I'm very... very,very pro-bed. 里面有床 我可是...可是很喜歡床的 [12:31.63]You've reached Dr. Stephanie Barnett. Leave a message. 這是Stephanie Barnett醫(yī)生家 請(qǐng)留言 [12:35.72]Hey,it's me again. 還是我 [12:38.42]Just want to let you know the head count for dinner Friday has gone up. 想告訴你 下周五的晚餐人數(shù)又增加了 [12:43.07]My Aunt Betty and Uncle Elliot are coming in from Palm Springs. 我的Betty嬸 Elliot叔要從棕櫚泉市過來(lái) [12:46.89]Oh,and if anybody should ask, you're half-Jewish on your mother's side. 要是被問到 你就說(shuō)你媽那邊是猶太人 [12:52.21]Okay,call me. It's Howard. 好了 回我電話喲 我是Howard [12:57.54]Don't you think we should tell him you're not interested? 我們是不是該讓他知道 你對(duì)他不感冒? [13:00.86]Do you want me to stop and call him back right now? 你希望現(xiàn)在我停下來(lái) 回他電話? [13:04.03]Dear God,no! 上帝呀! 千萬(wàn)表! [13:09.06]Oh,Leonard... 哦 Leonard... [13:13.51]You've reached Dr. Stephanie Barnett. Leave a message. 這是Stephanie Barnett醫(yī)生家 請(qǐng)留言 [13:17.31]Hey,it's me again. Howard. 嘿 又是我啦 Howard [13:21.75]Listen,my cousins from Fort Lauderdale are flying in to meet you 我的表兄 要從羅德岱堡飛過來(lái)看看你 [13:25.32]so that means we're gonna have to move the dinner to a restaurant. 所以呢 我們得去餐館吃晚飯了 [13:29.43]Tell her we're going to the Olive Garden! 跟她說(shuō) 我們?nèi)ラ蠙靾@吃! (意式休閑餐廳連鎖) [13:33.79]I have a coupon from the paper. 我從報(bào)紙上剪了張優(yōu)惠券! [13:37.35]We're not going to the Olive Garden,Mom! 我們不去橄欖園 老媽! [13:41.70]Oh,Mr. Bigshot with his Red Lobster. 大人物和他的紅龍蝦喲 [13:47.09]I'll call you back when we firm up the details. 確認(rèn)了細(xì)節(jié)以后我再打給你 [13:51.08]It's Howard. 我是Howard喲 [13:59.89]- New shirts? - Yeah,a couple. - 新襯衣嗎? - 對(duì) 剛買幾件 [14:01.53]- Nice. - Thank you. - 不錯(cuò)嘛 - 謝謝 [14:03.03]So,who's the girl? 那妞兒是誰(shuí)? [14:06.81]I'm sorry? 你說(shuō)什么? [14:07.69]Well,last time you bought a new shirt was when we were dating. 上回你買新襯衫 就是咱倆約會(huì)的時(shí)候 [14:10.64]So what we did was in fact dating? 這么說(shuō) 咱倆那真算約會(huì)了? [14:15.36]Well,yeah,we did have a date. 是啊 我們是約了一次 [14:17.61]Exactly. Thank you. 正是 謝謝 [14:20.58]Do me a favor. Tell Koothrappali that next time you see him. 幫我個(gè)忙吧 下回看到Koothrappali 告訴他(咱倆約過一回) [14:24.90]So,who is she? 我說(shuō) 她是誰(shuí)哦? [14:26.93]Oh,she's a doctor. 哦 是個(gè)醫(yī)生 [14:28.75]Oh,nice. 喲 不錯(cuò)嘛 [14:30.08]A doctor doctor, or a you kind of doctor? 是正牌醫(yī)生呢 還是你這樣的博士? [14:33.82]Doctor doctor. Surgical resident. Smart,pretty. 人家就是醫(yī)生 外科住院醫(yī)生 又聰明 又漂亮 [14:40.48]Let me ask you something. 我來(lái)問問你 [14:43.40]If your friend thinks he's dating someone, but he's not because,in fact, 如果你的朋友覺得 自己在和一妞兒約會(huì) 可其實(shí)不是 [14:47.53]you're dating her, does that make you a bad person? 因?yàn)槟阍诤退s會(huì) 你這樣是不是不厚道啊? [14:50.65]- Well,that depends. - On what? - 這也得看情況 - 看啥情況? [14:52.79]Is that friend Wolowitz? 那朋友是不是Wolowitz? [14:56.76]- Yeah. - Screw him. You're fine. - 對(duì) - 去死吧他 你沒做錯(cuò) [15:01.49]Are you sure? 真的嗎? [15:02.94]Well,have you slept with her yet? 跟她上床了沒有? [15:06.80]You dog! 小子你行啊! [15:10.29]Good for you. 挺好的 [15:12.16]- Does that change things? - No. - 上床了有啥不一樣咩? - 沒有 [15:15.70]So why'd you ask? 那你干嘛要問? [15:16.93]I'm nosy. See ya. 我八卦唄 回見 [15:24.68]Howard,get the door! Howard 快開門! [15:28.78]Really? Is that what you dohen someone knocks? 真的? 有人敲門你就這德行嗎? [15:31.28]Thank you. I had no idea! 多謝你啊! 我總算知道了! [15:36.36]Hey,buddy. What brings you to my little slice of hell? 嘿 兄弟 什么風(fēng)把你吹到 我的地獄小屋來(lái)了? [15:40.75]Who is it? 是誰(shuí)啊? [15:42.51]It's Leonard! 是Leonard! [15:43.86]You're gonna have to play outside! 要玩別進(jìn)屋玩啊! [15:46.58]I'm not dressed to receive! 我衣冠不整沒法見人! [15:50.29]No one cares,Ma! So,what's up? 沒人要見你 老媽! 怎么了? [15:54.97]Listen,I need to talk to you about something. 有件事我得跟你談?wù)? [16:00.60]Momentito. Yello. 等一下下噻 里好~ [16:03.79]Oh,Stephanie, thanks for calling me back. I was worried... 喔 Stephanie 謝謝你回我電話 我正擔(dān)心... [16:19.77]No,I understand. Sure,we can be friends. Absolutely. 沒事 我理解啦 我們還是朋友 當(dāng)然啦 [16:23.38]Thanks for calling. 謝謝你打電話來(lái) [16:25.23]Yeah,you have a nice day,too. 嗯 也祝你今天愉快 [16:29.26]You are dead to me. 你死定了 [16:36.80]Okay,who gets the extra dumpling? 多余的這份餃子誰(shuí)吃? [16:44.05]Rock-paper-scissors- lizard-Spock. 石頭-剪子-布-蜥蜴-史波克 [16:49.44]Okay,one of us is going to have to stop putting up Spock. 我說(shuō) 得有一個(gè)人 不能再出史波克了啊 [16:52.74]******* 怎么決定是誰(shuí)呢 [16:54.87]Rock-paper-scissors- lizard-Spock. 石頭-剪子-布-蜥蜴-史波克 [16:59.81]- Oh,hey,guys. - Hello. - 大家好 - 好啊 [17:03.26]Hi,Howard. 嗨 Howard [17:07.38]- Howard? - Sheldon. - Howard? - Sheldon [17:10.15]Howard is employing a schoolyard paradigm in which you are, Howard決定使用操場(chǎng)模型 在這個(gè)模型里 [17:13.22]for all intents and purposes,deceased. 無(wú)論從哪一點(diǎn)看 你都是死的 [17:16.92]He intends to act on this by not speaking to you, 他希望恪守這一規(guī)范 所以不和你說(shuō)話 [17:19.79]feigning an inability to hear you when you speak 你說(shuō)話的時(shí)候 也假裝聽不見 [17:22.36]and otherwise refusing to acknowledge your existence. 不然就拒絕承認(rèn)你的存在 [17:26.04]That's just ridiculous. 這也太可笑了 [17:27.15]Why are you cooperating with him? 你怎么成他同伙了? [17:28.87]I don't make the rules, Leonard. 規(guī)矩不是我定的 Leonard [17:32.79]Howard,come on. I didn't plan on this. These things just happen. Howard 得了吧 我又不是故意的 事情就是發(fā)生了嘛 [17:36.80]Usually not to me, but they do happen. 一般呢 我撞不上 不過這種事情還是會(huì)有 [17:40.84]Did someone just feel a cold breeze? 你們有沒有感到一陣陰風(fēng)? [17:44.35]I believe this is an extension of the death metaphor. 這也算是"死亡隱喻"的延伸含義吧 [17:47.63]The cold breeze is the so-called ectoplasmic issue of a disembodied soul passing by. 陰風(fēng)就是靈魂的軀殼飄過的結(jié)果 所謂的空靈物 [17:53.66]You know,screw it. I'm just gonna eat the dumpling. 表廢話 餃子你們不吃我吃了 [18:01.11]Oh,hi,Steph. Come on in. 嗨 Steph 快進(jìn)來(lái) [18:03.20]Is this a bad time? 我來(lái)的不時(shí)候? [18:04.35]Yeah,but I don't see a better one on the horizon,so... 對(duì) 不過眼下也瞅不見更好的時(shí)候 [18:08.31]Oh,if it isn't Mrs. Dead to Me. 哦 這不是"死定了"夫人嘛 [18:12.39]- Hello,Howard. - Sheldon? - 你好 Howard - Sheldon? [18:14.50]I'm sorry,you violated the terms of your metaphor by acknowledging her existence. 對(duì)不起 你違背了自己的隱喻條款 承認(rèn)了她的存在 [18:17.74]I'm out. 我不玩了 [18:20.81]He just won't listen to me. 他就是不聽我說(shuō) [18:22.74]Okay,I guess it'll just be the three of us then. 好 那估計(jì)就我們?nèi)齻€(gè)玩了吧 [18:26.30]- Lisa's gonna be disappointed. - Yeah. - Lisa一定失望死了 - 沒錯(cuò) [18:28.65]Lisa? Lisa? [18:30.67]Yeah,my roommate. She just went through a really bad breakup 對(duì)啊 我室友 剛分手 傷心得要死 [18:33.11]and I thought she might like to meet somebody fun like you. 我想 要是她碰上個(gè)有意思的人 比如你 肯定很開心 [18:37.39]Leonard,Stephanie, you're alive! It's a miracle! Leonard Stephanie 你們活過來(lái)了! 神啊 奇跡出現(xiàn)了! [18:44.19]So,anyway,Lisa, I just wanted to tell you again how much I enjoyed the other night, Lisa 我就是告訴你 那天晚上我很開心 [18:48.51]and again, I'm sorry for how it ended. 再次抱歉啦 結(jié)局不怎么好 [18:53.16]But again,if you could let me know about Friday. 不過希望你盡快告訴我 周五是否可以來(lái) [18:55.79]My mother needs a head count so she can know how big a brisket to get. 我媽急著數(shù)人頭呢 好知道得做多大的胸肉 [19:00.04]Howard,Howard, look at this. Howard Howard 瞧瞧這個(gè)! [19:01.83]- Anyway,call me.It's Howard. - The possibility of life on Mars has long fascinated scientists and laypersons alike. - 打給我哦 我是Howard - 長(zhǎng)久以來(lái) 關(guān)于火星上有無(wú)生命的猜想 [19:04.64]讓很多科學(xué)家和門外漢都神魂顛倒 [19:06.69]It's unclear how the Mars Rover got into the crevice, but one thing's certain: 目前還不知道 火星探測(cè)器是怎么 進(jìn)入了裂隙 但有一點(diǎn)可以肯定 [19:11.52]The data which it has sent back contain the first clear indications 它發(fā)回的數(shù)據(jù)中 第一次清楚顯示 [19:15.34]that there may have been life on Mars. 火星上曾可能有過生命跡象 [19:19.82]It's a scientific discovery that has staggering implications for all mankind. 這一科學(xué)發(fā)現(xiàn) 對(duì)全人類來(lái)說(shuō) 都是驚人的成就 [19:24.65]Unfortunately,we'll never know who's responsible. 可惜的是 再也無(wú)法得知 這一切的始作俑者究竟是誰(shuí) [19:33.27]Son of a bitch. 他奶奶的

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