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英語(yǔ)小達(dá)人每天10分鐘 428 Correct Male Responses

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Correct Male Responses

男人正確的回答

What makes these questions so bad is that everyone is guaranteed to explode into a majorargument and/or divorce if the man does not answerproperly.

這些問(wèn)題之所以說(shuō)它們不好是因?yàn)槊恳粋€(gè)問(wèn)題如果男人回答得不正確都會(huì)導(dǎo)致一場(chǎng)吵架甚至是離婚。

Question 1: "Do you love me?"

問(wèn)題一:“你愛(ài)我嗎?”

The correct answer to the question is, "Yes." or if you want to be more elaborate, you mayanswer, "Yes, dear." Wrong answers include:

正確的回答是:“愛(ài)。”如果你還想多說(shuō)些,也可以說(shuō):“是的,親愛(ài)的,我愛(ài)你。”錯(cuò)誤的回答包括以下幾種:

A. I suppose so.

A. 我想是的。

B. Would it make you feel better if I said yes?

B. 我說(shuō)是你是不是會(huì)感覺(jué)好些?

C. That depends on what you mean by "love."

C. 那得看你說(shuō)的“愛(ài)”是什么意思。

D. Does it matter?

D. 這很重要嗎?

E. Who, me?

E. 誰(shuí),問(wèn)我嗎?

Question 2: "Do I look fat?"

問(wèn)題二:“我看起來(lái)胖嗎?”

The correct male response to this question is to confidentl and emphatically state, "No, ofcourse not!" and then quickly leave the room. Incorrect answers include:

正確的回答方式是確定無(wú)疑地說(shuō):“不,你一點(diǎn)兒也不胖!”然后迅速離開(kāi)房間。錯(cuò)誤的回答包括以下幾種:

A. I wouldn't call you fat, but you're not exactly thin.

A. 你這不叫胖,可也確實(shí)不太瘦。

B. Compared to what?

B. 和誰(shuí)比?

C. A little extra weight looks good on you.

C. 你胖點(diǎn)兒好看。

D. I've seen fatter.

D. 我看是胖了些。

E. Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about your insurance policy.

E. 你再說(shuō)一遍好嗎?我剛剛在想你的保險(xiǎn)條款。

Question 3: "Do you think she's prettier than me?"

問(wèn)題三:“你覺(jué)得她長(zhǎng)得比我好看嗎?”

The "she" in the question could be an ex-girlfriend, a passer-by you were staring at or anactress in a movie you just saw. In any case, the correct response is, "No, you are muchprettier." or simply "Of course not!" Wrong answers include:

這個(gè)問(wèn)題中的“她”可能是你的前任女友或是你盯著看的一個(gè)過(guò)路人或是你們正在看的電影里的女演員。不管是誰(shuí),正確的回答是:“不,你要漂亮得多。”或者“當(dāng)然沒(méi)你漂亮!”錯(cuò)誤的回答包括以下幾種:

A. Not prettier, just pretty in a different way.

A. 并不比你漂亮,只是不同種類的漂亮。

B. Not prettier, but definitely thinner.

B. 不比你漂亮,只是更苗條些。

C. Yes, but I bet you have a better personality.

C. 是的,但是我相信你的性格比她好。

D. Not as pretty as you when you were her age.

D. 你在她這個(gè)年齡時(shí)你一定比她漂亮。

Question 4: "What would you do if I died?"

問(wèn)題四:“我死了以后你會(huì)怎么辦?”

A definite no-win question. No matter how you answer this, be prepared for at least an hourof follow-up questions. This might be the stupidest question of the lot, as is illustrated bythe following stupid exchange:

這絕對(duì)是個(gè)沒(méi)法回答的問(wèn)題。不管你怎么回答,都要準(zhǔn)備好回答至少一小時(shí)的后續(xù)問(wèn)題。這是最愚蠢的問(wèn)題,正如下面的對(duì)話展現(xiàn)的:

Woman: Dear, what would you do if I died?

女人:親愛(ài)的,我死了以后你會(huì)怎么辦?

Man: Why, dear, I would be extremely upset. Why do you ask such a question?

男人:親愛(ài)的,我會(huì)非常傷心。你怎么會(huì)問(wèn)這樣的問(wèn)題?

Woman: Would you get married again?

女人:你會(huì)再結(jié)婚嗎?

Man: No, of course not, dear.

男人:當(dāng)然不會(huì),親愛(ài)的。

Woman: Don't you like being married?

女人:你不喜歡婚姻嗎?

Man: Of course I do, dear.

男人:當(dāng)然不是,親愛(ài)的。

Woman: Then why wouldn't you remarry?

女人:那你為什么不想再結(jié)婚?

Man: Alright, I'd remarry.

男人:好吧,我會(huì)再婚。

Woman: You would? (looking vaguely hurt)

女人:你會(huì)?(看上去有些傷心)

Man: Yes.

男人:是的。

Woman: Would you sleep with her in our bed?

女人:你會(huì)和她睡在我們的床上嗎?

Man: Well yes, I suppose I would. Where else would we sleep?

男人:是的,我想會(huì)的,不然我們睡哪兒?

Woman: And would you take down the pictures of me and replace them with pictures of her? (icily)

女人:那么你會(huì)把我的照片都取下來(lái)?yè)Q成她的嗎?(冷冷地)

Man: Yes. I think that would be the correct thing to do.

男人:是的,我想應(yīng)該這樣吧。

Woman: Is that so? (leaping to her feet) And I suppose you'd let her play with my golf clubs,too.

女人:是嗎?(在跳腳兒了)我想你還會(huì)讓她用我的高爾夫球桿吧。

Man: Of course not, dear. She's left-handed...

男人:當(dāng)然不,親愛(ài)的,她是左撇子……

Question 5: What are you thinking about?

問(wèn)題五:“你在想什么?”

The proper answer to this, of course, is: "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was justreflecting on what a warm, wonderful, thoughtful, caring, intelligent woman you are, andhow lucky I am to have met you." Wrong answers include:

正確的回答當(dāng)然是:“親愛(ài)的,如果我顯得心事重重,我只是在想你是一個(gè)熱情、完美、細(xì)致而聰明的女人,我能和你在一起實(shí)在是很幸運(yùn)。”錯(cuò)誤的回答包括以下幾種:

A. Baseball.

A. 棒球。

B. Football.

B. 足球。

C. How fat you are.

C. 你太胖了。

D. How much prettier she is than you.

D. 她比你漂亮多少。

E. How I would spend the insurance moeny if you died.

E. 你死了以后我怎么花那筆保險(xiǎn)費(fèi)。

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