理解女人的話
Yes. = No.
好的。=不好。
No. = Yes.
不好。=好的。
Maybe. = No.
也許吧。=不好。
I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.
對不起。=該道歉的人是你。
It's your decision. = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
這是你的決定。=到現(xiàn)在,正確的決定顯而易見了吧。
Do what you want... = You'll pay for this later.
做你想做的……=然后你就會為此付出代價的。
Sure...go ahead. = I don't want you do.
當(dāng)然,做吧。=我不想讓你那樣做。
I'm not upset. = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
我沒煩。=我當(dāng)然很煩,笨蛋。
You're so manly. = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
你真有男人味。=你該刮胡子了,而且你身上的汗味兒太重了。
Hang the picture there. = No, I mean hang it there!
把畫掛在那兒。=不,不,我是指掛在那邊。
I heard a noise. = I noticed you were almost asleep.
我聽到有聲音。=我注意到你快睡著了。
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
你愛我嗎?=我想買件很貴的東西。
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.
你有多愛我?=今天我做了件你肯定不高興我做的事。
I'll be ready in a minute. = Kick off our shoes and find a good game on TV.
我馬上就好。=脫掉鞋子找一檔好看的節(jié)目看吧。
Am I fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
我胖嗎?=告訴我我很漂亮。
You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.
你得學(xué)會交流。=聽我的就行。
Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you're dead.
你在聽我說嗎!?=太晚了,你完了!
I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.
我沒在大叫!=我是在大叫,因為我認(rèn)為這很重要。
In response to "What's wrong?":
女人對“出什么事了?”的回答:
The same old thing. = Nothing.
就那樣。=沒事。
Nohing. = Everything.
沒事。=我很有事。
Nothing, really. = It's just that you're such an idiot!
真的沒事。你簡直是個白癡。