英語小達人每天10分鐘 405 Funny Excuses Notes

[00:00.01]Funny Excuses Notes 可笑的假條 [00:07.18]If you think that today's students aren't learning all they should, 如果你認為現(xiàn)在的學生沒有學好他們該學的， [00:19.24]check out some of the writing miscreated by their moms and dads. 就請你看看他們的爸爸媽媽們寫的東西吧。 [00:24.05]The following are some funny excuses notes received by teachers, spelling mistakes included. 下面是一些家長寫給老師的搞笑的假條，里面的拼寫錯誤也原封不動地保留下來。 [00:31.26]In these samples, names were replaced with either John or Mary. 我們只是把其中的名字換成了約翰或瑪麗。 [00:35.35]My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him. 醫(yī)生在看護我的兒子，他不能上今天的體育課了。請?zhí)帥Q他吧。 [00:43.44]Please excuse Mary for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot. 請原諒瑪麗不能來上課，她生病了，我找人把她打死了。 [00:50.11]Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33. 親愛的校方：約翰1月28、29、30、31、32和33號都不能來上課，請原諒。 [01:00.23]Please excuse John from P.E. for a few days. 約翰有幾天不能上體育課，請原諒。 [01:05.36]He fell yesterday out of a tree and misplaced his hip. 他昨天從樹上掉下來，把屁股摔歪了。 [01:10.39]John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face. 約翰沒來上課是因為從他的臉上拔掉了兩顆牙。 [01:16.13]John was absent yesterday because he was playing football. 約翰昨天沒來上課是因為他在踢足球， [01:19.53]He was hurt in the growing part. 他傷到了生長的部分【應(yīng)為growing pains（醫(yī)）發(fā)育期痛】 [01:23.02]John will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side. 約翰不能來上學因為他側(cè)面疼。 [01:27.48]Please excuse John Friday from school. 請原諒約翰星期五沒來上學， [01:31.43]He has very loose vowels. 因為他的元音太松馳了?！緫?yīng)為have loose bowels腹瀉】 [01:33.43]Please excuse John for being absent yesterday. 請原諒約翰昨天沒來上學， [01:37.59]He had diarrhea and his boots leak. 他瀉肚，他的靴子也漏了。 [01:41.52]John was absent yesterday because he missed his bust. 約翰昨天沒來上課是因為他沒被打著。 [01:45.31]Please excuse John for being. 請原諒約翰……， [01:49.11]It was his father's fault. 這都是他爸爸的錯。 [01:52.08]I kept Mary home because she had to go Christmas shopping 我沒讓瑪麗去上學是因為我得帶她去圣誕采購， [01:55.38]because I didn't know what size she wear. 因為我不知道她穿多大的衣服。 [01:58.44]Please excuse Mary for missing school yesterday. 請原諒瑪麗昨天沒來上學。 [02:03.23]We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, 我們忘了把星期天那頁從走廊上撕下來了。 [02:06.21]and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday. 當我們發(fā)覺是星期一時，我們還以為是星期天。 [02:10.00]Mary won't be in school a week from Friday. 從星期五開始的一個星期瑪麗都不能來上課， [02:14.05]We have to attend her funeral. 我們要去參加她的葬禮。 [02:16.19]Please excuse Mary from Jim today. 請為吉姆原諒瑪麗， [02:20.15]She is administrating. 她正在處理事務(wù)。 [02:21.53]Mary was absent December 11--16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache, and upset stomach. 12月11到16號瑪麗沒來是因為她發(fā)燒了、嗓子疼、頭疼，而且腸胃不舒服。 [02:30.22]Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, 她的妹妹也病了，發(fā)燒、嗓子疼。 [02:34.32]her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. 她弟弟也發(fā)低燒，渾身疼。 [02:38.46]I wasn't the berst either, sore throat and fever. 我也沒能幸免，嗓子疼還發(fā)燒。 [02:42.46]There must be the flu going around school, her father got hot last night. 學校里一定是有流感，甚至于昨晚她爸爸也發(fā)燒了。 [02:48.02]My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. 昨天我女兒沒來上學是因為她太累了， [02:53.02]She spent a weekend with the Marines. 她和海軍陸戰(zhàn)隊一塊兒過的周末。 [02:55.23]Please excuse my son's tardiness. 請原諒我兒子的拖拖拉拉。 [02:59.05]I forgot to wake him up and I did not find him till I started making the beds. 我忘了叫他起床了，而且直到鋪床的時候我才找到他。 [03:04.04]Mary could not come to school because she has been bothered by very close veins. 瑪麗不能來上學是因為她的血管太近了。

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