讓他挖!
An old man and woman were married for years eventhough they hated each other. When they had afight, screams and yelling could be heard deep intothe night.
一對老夫婦在一起生活了很多年,雖然他們彼此憎恨。每次他們吵架時,尖叫聲和咒罵聲就會回蕩在夜空中。
A constant statement heard by the neighbors who feared the man the most was "When I die Iwill dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"
鄰居們很怕那個老頭,因為常聽他說的話是:“我死了以后會從墳墓里挖出來找你,讓你永遠不得安寧。”
They believed he practiced black magic and was responsible for missing cats and dogs, andstrange sounds at all hours.
他們認為他會巫術,那些失蹤的貓狗和不時發(fā)出的奇怪的聲音都是他造成的。
He died abruptly under strange circumstances. After the funeral, the wife went straight to thelocal bar and began to party as if there were no tomorrow. The gaiety of her actions wasbecoming extreme while her neighbors approached in a group to ask these questions.
有一天他突然離奇地死去了。葬禮后,他的妻子直接去了當?shù)氐男【起^不顧一切地縱酒狂歡。她的極度快樂引得鄰居們圍攏來問她:
"Are you not afraid? Concerned? Worried? That this man who practiced black magic and statedwhen he died he would dig his way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt for therest of your life?"
“你那死去的老頭會巫術啊,他說過他死后會從墳墓里挖出來找你,讓你永遠不得安寧啊。你不害怕嗎?你沒有感到不安嗎?你不擔心嗎?”
The wife put down her drink and said...
她放下酒杯說:
"Nah... let the old man dig. I had him buried upside down!"
“哦,讓那死老頭挖去吧。我把他臉朝下埋的!”