維納斯:孩子,捂上眼睛!別看!我不知道這里會(huì)有全裸像。為什么你要把我們帶到這種地方來(lái)?
Milo: I brought you here to see this celebration of the beauty of the human form.
麥洛:我?guī)銈儊?lái)是為了看看人體形態(tài)美的盛典。
Venus: This is obscene! Look at the bare breasts on that one and the one over there is topless. That man’s private parts are on display for everyone to see. Most of these are butt naked!
維納斯:太淫穢了!看那個(gè)裸露著胸部,那邊那個(gè)又是半裸的。所有人都能看到那個(gè)人的私密部位。他們大部分人都是全裸的!
Milo: Can’t you see past the nudity to appreciate the artists’ creations?
麥洛:你就不能別只看到裸體,欣賞一下藝術(shù)家的創(chuàng)造性嗎?
Venus: I’m not one of those people who go to nude beaches and run around in their birthday suit completely uninhibited. This is shameful!
維納斯:我不是那種光著身子在裸體海灘上毫無(wú)顧忌亂跑的人。太可恥了!
Milo: This isn’t a nude beach. It’s a museum. Your kids are here to appreciate some of the finest art in history.
麥洛:這里不是裸體海灘,這兒是博物館。你的孩子們來(lái)這兒是為了觀賞歷史上最好的藝術(shù)。
Venus: I don’t call this art. I call it pornography. I’m taking my kids out of here. Oh my God, there are full frontals wherever you look! Kids, keep your eyes covered. We’re leaving.
維納斯:我不覺(jué)得這是藝術(shù)。這是色情。我要帶孩子走。哦,天啊,不管你往哪兒看,這有正面全裸!孩子,捂上眼睛。要走了。
Milo: All right, but I was just trying to open your kids’ eyes to art.
麥洛:好吧,可是我只是想為孩子們開(kāi)啟藝術(shù)的大門。
Venus: You’ve opened their eyes all right, and I’m slamming them shut!
維納斯:你已經(jīng)為他們打開(kāi)大門了,我想在要給他們關(guān)上。
Venus: Kids, cover your eyes! Don’t look at that. I didn’t know there would be nudity here. Why did you bring us here?
Milo: I brought you here to see this celebration of the beauty of the human form.
Venus: This is obscene! Look at the bare breasts on that one and the one over there is topless. That man’s private parts are on display for everyone to see. Most of these are butt naked!
Milo: Can’t you see past the nudity to appreciate the artists’ creations?
Venus: I’m not one of those people who go to nude beaches and run around in their birthday suit completely uninhibited. This is shameful!
Milo: This isn’t a nude beach. It’s a museum. Your kids are here to appreciate some of the finest art in history.
Venus: I don’t call this art. I call it pornography. I’m taking my kids out of here. Oh my God, there are full frontals wherever you look! Kids, keep your eyes covered. We’re leaving.
Milo: All right, but I was just trying to open your kids’ eyes to art.
Venus: You’ve opened their eyes all right, and I’m slamming them shut!