欲望都市第四季 “孕”事風(fēng)波 Coulda, Woulda, Shoulda

[00:00.00] 12.08.02 08:42:20 [00:02.00]聽美劇學(xué)英語(MP3+LRC) [00:10.96]欲望城市 [00:35.84](性愛專家凱莉布雷蕭 并且勇于發(fā)問) [00:43.08]“”孕“事風(fēng)波” [00:48.16]In Iife... 在人生中，有時我們會發(fā)現(xiàn) 自己站在十字路口 [00:49.84]sometimes we find ourseIves at a crossroads. [00:54.60]In New York... 在紐約，那十字路口 通常是繁忙而喧鬧的 [00:56.40]that crossroads tends to be busy and very Ioud. [00:60.40]Wait! [01:01.08]Sorry! You're waiting. 抱歉，你已經(jīng)在等了 [01:04.24]l know, l'm 10 minutes late. 我知道，我晚了十分鐘 [01:08.32]l'm three weeks late. -我晚了三個禮拜 -什么? [01:09.40]-What? -l'm pregnant. -我懷孕了 -有多余的零錢嗎? [01:13.48]Spare change? [01:13.40]-l'm sorry, l only have a-- -l got it. -對不起 -我有 [01:16.96]You are beautiful ladies. 兩位小姐真是美麗 你們會讓某位男士很幸福 [01:20.96]You'll make some man very happy. [01:24.16]You're pregnant, really? 你懷孕了?真的嗎? [01:25.60]No, l just thought it might be a fun thing to say. 假的，我以為這么說很幽默 [01:30.28]-Fuck. -You're sure? -媽的 -你確定嗎? [01:30.20]l took three EPT tests and l'm coming from my doctor... 我驗了三次 而且我剛看完醫(yī)生 [01:33.100]which is why l called you... 所以我們才會約在第23街 我真是悲慘到極點 [01:37.28]way down here on the corner of 23rd and ''l'm ln Hell.'' [01:40.44]When have you been having sex? 你什么時候有性生活了? 我不是聽起來的那個意思 [01:42.16]l did not mean that the way it sounds. [01:43.84]Steve. 史蒂夫 [01:46.12]You're sleeping with Steve? -你和史蒂夫上床? -上過床，就這么一次 [01:47.72]Slept. Once. Singular. [01:51.08]lt was a mercy fuck. l felt bad, he only had one ball. 那是出于同情 他只剩一顆睪丸 [01:53.16]-l guess that's all he needed. -No kidding. -我猜這樣就夠了 -可不是嗎? [01:56.24]Apparently the other one was purely ornamental. 顯然另一顆純粹是裝飾用 天啊，我真是個大白癡 [01:57.52]God, l'm such a fucking idiot. Why didn't l use a condom? [01:60.52]-我為什么沒用保險套呢? -你沒用保險套? [02:01.32]You didn't use a-- 他只有一顆睪丸 我的卵巢又怠工 [02:03.00]He only has one ball and l have a lazy ovary! [02:05.20]ln what twisted world does that create a baby? 那樣也能制造小孩 這世界真瘋狂 [02:08.56]l see your point. -我懂你的意思 -這就像懷孕項目的特殊奧運 [02:07.24]lt's like the Special Olympics of conception! [02:11.08]Have you told him? 你告訴了他嗎? [02:11.24]Why would l tell him? l'm not having it. 有何必要?我不打算生下來 [02:13.92]Right. [02:18.44]ls it okay not to tell him? -不告訴他好嗎? -我不知道，這樣好嗎? [02:20.72]l don't know, is it? [02:21.28]WhiIe Miranda took a pregnant pause... 當(dāng)米蘭達為懷孕的事猶豫 [02:25.16]CharIotte got an unpIeasant surprise of her own... 夏綠蒂則收到 屬于自己不愉快的意外 [02:33.52]her period. 她的月經(jīng) [02:35.100]-Look, Charlotte brought party favors. -l'm never getting pregnant! 夏綠蒂帶來我們聚會時的最愛 [02:40.08]Would you please move the Tampax away from my toast points? -我永遠(yuǎn)不可能懷孕了 -把衛(wèi)生棉拿開好嗎? [02:42.84]When l think of all those women every day, getting pregnant. 我一想到 每天有這么多女人懷孕… [02:46.04]-l've been trying for five months, nothing! -Don't worry. -我已經(jīng)努力五個月了 -別擔(dān)心，你會懷孕的 [02:48.92]-You'll get pregnant. -When? 什么時候?35歲的女人 只有30%的受孕機率 [02:52.44]A woman of 35 has only a 30 percent chance of conceiving. [02:54.08]-The numbers go down from there. -Numbers can be wrong. -隨著年齡增長而遞減 -數(shù)據(jù)可能會錯 [02:56.16]lf it's so hard, how do you account for the number of crying children on planes? 假如懷孕這么難，那飛機上 哭鬧孩子的數(shù)量又怎么解釋? [03:02.32]This is not a laughing matter. 這不是一件好笑的事 [03:02.84]l'm sorry, l thought this was brunch, not a fertility seminar. 抱歉，我以為這是早午餐 而非生殖能力研討會 [03:07.84]Okay, let's all just.... 好了，大家都… [03:11.12]Charlotte, should we get you a menu? 夏綠蒂，你要看菜單嗎? [03:12.68]lt's me. 問題出在我身上 說不定我無法生育 [03:14.88]l probably can't have a baby. [03:17.28]-Don't say that. -lt's true. -別這么說 -崔沒問題，我知道是我 [03:19.56]Trey checked out fine. lt's me, l know it's me. [03:21.52]-lt's not you. -Then what is it? -不是你 -要不然是什么? [03:23.20]l keep hearing all these stories about people getting pregnant just looking at each other. 我聽說有人光是互看對方 就懷孕的故事 [03:29.08]l do it on my head, on my side, on my back... 我站著做、側(cè)著做、躺著做 在上面、在下面 [03:31.24]on the top, on the bottom. [03:32.16]-On the top, then the bottom. -Now this is brunch talk. -先在上面，然后在下面… -這才是早午餐的話題 [03:35.16]Do you know how many times Trey and l have done it without a condom? 你們知道我們不戴保險套 做愛多少次嗎?73次 [03:39.80]Seventy-three. 你們知道那有多少精液嗎? [03:41.60]Have you any idea how much perfectly fine semen that is? [03:46.40]No. 不曉得 莎曼珊，大略猜一下? [03:45.48]Samantha, rough estimate? [03:49.00]Enough for me to know in my bones that it's me. 足夠證明問題出在我身上 [03:51.64]The big joke is l spent my entire 20s worried that l'd get pregnant. 可笑的是，我二十幾歲的時候 老是擔(dān)心會懷孕 [03:53.12]-l could've screwed everything in sight! -Coulda, woulda, shoulda. -本來可以縱情享樂的 -早知如此，何必當(dāng)初 [03:57.44]l should've been so lucky to get pregnant by mistake. 也許我會陰錯陽差而幸運中獎 [04:03.08]Okay. [04:03.88]What's with the eyes, Miranda? -那是什么意思，米蘭達? -沒事 [04:05.36]Nothing. [04:06.28]You're just sitting there, not saying a word... 你始終坐在那里一聲不吭 剛才又跟凱莉使眼色 [04:09.24]-and you're making ''the eyes.'' -lt's nothing. -真的沒什么 -你認(rèn)為我很可悲 [04:12.44]-You think l'm pathetic? -lt's not about you. [04:14.24]What's not about me? -這跟你無關(guān) -什么跟我無關(guān)? [04:16.12]l cannot think of a worse time to tell you this. 我想不出比現(xiàn)在告訴你這件事 更壞的時機 [04:18.60]Oh, man. -到底怎么回事? -我懷孕了 [04:20.16]What the ''f'' is going on? [04:24.56]l'm pregnant. [04:26.36]-Steve. -Mercy fuck? -史蒂夫 -出于同情? [04:31.00]He only has one ball, it isn't fair! 他只有一顆睪丸，真不公平 [04:32.40]Take a breath. Here, honey, have a sip of water. 親愛的，深呼吸，喝口水 [04:36.28]-How could you do this to me? -To you? -你怎么可以這樣對我? -對你? [04:39.48]Okay, stop, please. 別吵了，拜托 [04:40.16]Stop. 你打算怎么辦? [04:41.16]What are you gonna do? [04:45.44]You're not even going to consider having it? 你甚至不考慮生下來? [04:48.100]This is not in my plans right now... 目前這不在我的計劃之中 [04:53.68]and l really feel awful talking about this in front of you. 當(dāng)著你的面談這件事 我覺得很難受 [04:56.04]-Then l'll leave. -No-- 那我走 你可以繼續(xù)坐在這里討論墜胎 [04:57.92]You can just sit here and have your abortion talk. [05:01.52]Come on, Charlotte, please sit down. 夏綠蒂，請你坐下 [05:06.08]She didn't mean it. All she can think about right now is babies. 她不是有意的 現(xiàn)在她滿腦子都是孩子的事 [05:11.60]She makes me sound so-- -她把我說得好像… -別說了 [05:12.28]Don't do that. [05:13.64]Okay, it's less than a desirable situation, but it happens. 誰也不愿意見到這個情況 但它就是發(fā)生了 [05:16.56]-We've all been there. -l haven't. -我們都有過這種經(jīng)驗 -我可沒有 [05:21.12]-l've had two. -Carrie, how many have you had? 我有過兩次，凱莉，你呢? [05:22.32]One. 一次 [05:24.92]Right, that waiter at TGl Friday's. 沒錯，星期五餐廳的服務(wù)生 [05:28.40]TGl Friday's? Please, can we not make this worse than it was? 可否別讓它比實際上更糟糕? [05:29.48]He was a waiter at The Saloon, okay? And let me remind you... 他是“酒吧”的服務(wù)生 讓我提醒你們 [05:34.84]in 1988, The Saloon was very happening. 在1988年 “酒吧”可是非常時髦 [05:38.20]Apparently. 顯然是 [05:42.28]You ready yet? 準(zhǔn)備好了嗎?只剩二十分鐘 我們走吧 [05:43.56]We're approaching the 20-minute mark. Let's go! [05:55.68]-What? -Nothing. -干嘛? -沒事 [06:06.72]What? 怎么了? [06:12.20]Are you cuckoo now? 你在發(fā)瘋嗎? 你在對我發(fā)瘋嗎? [06:13.72]Are you going cuckoo on me? [06:20.88]Okay, l want to tell you something... 我想跟你說一件事 [06:21.08]but if l tell you... 但你得發(fā)誓不告訴任何人 [06:22.56]you have to swear you're not gonna tell anyone. [06:26.12]-l promise. -Here. -我保證 -這個 [06:31.40]-Swear on Chanel. -l swear. -對著香奈兒衣服發(fā)誓 -我發(fā)誓 [06:36.44]Okay, Miranda's pregnant and she's having an abortion. 米蘭達懷孕了，她決定去墜胎 [06:37.96]Oh, man. 夏綠蒂十分震驚 因為她一直努力懷孕 [06:39.24]And Charlotte's devastated, because she's been trying to get pregnant. [06:41.64]She's been having a really hard time, and it's just bad all around. [06:43.12]-整件事變得一團糟 -過來 [06:45.12]Come here. [06:48.56]lf Miranda doesn't want the kid, can't she just give it to Charlotte? 如果米蘭達不想要孩子 難道她不能送給夏綠蒂嗎? [06:52.16]No. 不行，這又不是一件毛衣 [06:54.48]lt's not like a sweater. [06:58.52]Oh, man. [06:60.92]Who's the guy? 孩子的爹是誰? [07:04.88]See, this is the reason that you can't tell anyone. 這就是要你保密的原因 [07:07.36]lt's Steve. And he doesn't know. 是史蒂夫，他還不知道 [07:10.08]Come on! 有沒有搞錯 [07:14.24]What? [07:14.92]l feel like you just trapped me. -我覺得好像上了你的當(dāng) -我必須告訴你 [07:17.44]l'm sorry, l had to tell you. [07:20.92]lt's all l could think about. Look... 我滿腦子都是這件事 我連鞋子都不會挑了 [07:22.48]l can't even pick a shoe. [07:26.08]She's gonna do it without telling him. 她打算瞞著他去墜胎? [07:34.32]-What? -What? lt's his baby, too. -怎么了? -這也是他的孩子 [07:37.20]Technically, it's not gonna be anybody's baby. 嚴(yán)格說來 那將不會是任何人的孩子 [07:40.80]So what? lt's all her decision? 所以這全是她的決定? [07:45.96]lt seems like the guy gets the shit end of the stick. 男人似乎很倒霉 [07:51.20]You know... [07:53.32]it's a tough situation. l don't know. 這情況很棘手，我不知道 [07:55.76]You ever had one? 你墜過胎嗎? [07:58.76]No. 不，老天，沒有 [07:59.04]God, no. [08:04.24]Thank God. 謝天謝地 [08:06.52]-Look at that one, isn't it adorable? -Which one? -那包包很漂亮吧? -哪一個? [08:07.80]The red one in the middle. l love it! 中間紅色的那個，我愛死它了 [08:11.00]The Birkin bag? Really? That's not even your style. 柏金包?那根本不是你的風(fēng)格 [08:14.48]Honey, it's not so much the style as what carrying it means. 它跟風(fēng)格無關(guān) [08:17.36]lt means you're out $4,000. -它本身的意義才重要 -它意味著你花了四千塊 [08:18.56]Exactly. When l'm tooling around town with that bag... 當(dāng)我拎著那包包 我便知道我已經(jīng)飛黃騰達 [08:20.52]-l'll know l've made it. -Okay, let's go, the visiting hours are over. [08:24.20]-走吧，參觀時間結(jié)束了 -拜拜，柏金包 [08:24.40]Bye-bye, Birkin. [08:28.80]l'm going with Miranda when she goes. 我要陪米蘭達去墜胎 [08:32.28]Good. 當(dāng)初我一個人去的感覺糟透了 [08:33.56]l was alone and it was awful. [08:35.56]Why didn't you ask someone to go along? -你為什么不找人陪你去? -這種事不適合貼在公布欄上 [08:37.04]lt's not the kind of thing you list on the dorm activities board. [08:40.84]l lied to Aidan about having one. 我騙艾登說我沒墜過胎 [08:41.32]l don't know, it just came out. And the thing is... 話就自然脫口而出 我想他似乎松了一口氣 [08:45.16]l think he seemed relieved. [08:46.76]Relieved that he could still think of me in a certain way. 我在他心中 仍然保持某種形象 [08:51.24]l don't know why l lied to him. 我不知道我為什么要說謊 [08:52.56]Maybe you still want him to think of you in a certain way. 也許你仍然想在他心中 保持某種形象 [08:55.64]lt happened. You made the right decision at the time. 事情已經(jīng)發(fā)生了 你做了正確的決定 [08:59.08]l know, but l never told the guy or anything. 但我從未告訴那個男人 [09:02.60]Look, you can't go down that road. 你不能走那條路 [09:05.00]Did you really want to have a child with a guy who serves burgers on skates? 你真的想跟一個穿著溜冰鞋 端漢堡的家伙生孩子嗎? [09:08.44]-l could have a 13-year-old child. -You could. -那我便有個13歲大的孩子了 -是的 [09:14.24]But then l wouldn't have known you. Can you imagine it? 但我也不會認(rèn)識你了 你能想像嗎? [09:16.80]l can't. 不，我不能 [09:18.36]l should have told Aidan. -我應(yīng)該和艾登說實話的 -早知如此，何必當(dāng)初 [09:20.100]Coulda, woulda, shoulda. [09:25.48]So many roads, so many detours. 這么多條路，這么多迂回 [09:28.92]So many choices, so many mistakes. 這么多選擇，這么多錯誤 [09:32.28]As we drive aIong this road caIIed Iife... 當(dāng)我們走在人生的道路上 女人偶爾會迷失方向 [09:35.20]occasionaIIy a gaI wiII find herseIf a IittIe Iost. [09:38.88]When that happens... 一旦發(fā)生這種情況 她沒有回頭的余地 [09:38.08]I guess she has to Iet go of the couIda, shouIda, wouIda... [09:40.84]buckIe up, and just keep going. 只能繼續(xù)走下去 [09:45.52]As we speed aIong this endIess road to the destination caIIed... 當(dāng)我們加速往一個叫 “希望成為誰”的終點前進 [09:46.84]''Who We Hope To Be''... [09:48.32]I can't heIp but whine.: 我忍不住嘀咕 “我們到了嗎?” [09:52.48]Are we there yet? [09:56.76]For a pubIicist Iike Samantha... 對莎曼珊這樣的公關(guān)人員而言 通往成功之路是由明星鋪成的 [09:59.44]the road to success was paved with stars. [10:02.96]Case in point, Iunch with Lucy Liu. 有個很好的例子 和劉玉玲共進午餐 [10:03.72]l had no idea you were from New York. -我不知道你是紐約人 -我來自皇后區(qū) [10:05.72]l'm a total New York City girl from Queens. [10:07.40]That's amazing. l just don't get ''Queens'' from you. 真不可思議 你完全沒有皇后區(qū)的口音 [10:12.68]Look, bitch, don't start with me, 'right? 聽著，臭婆娘 別惹我，行嗎? [10:16.92]That's good. 很像 [10:18.12]Okay, here's what l need. 我的需求很簡單 [10:20.04]l'm looking for someone from New York. 我想找一個道地的紐約人 我前任公關(guān)是個大騙子 [10:23.00]My last P.R. guy was really hooked up, but he was a total liar. [10:25.56]l'm a big girl, just tell me the truth. l can take it, you know? 我是個大女孩了 我可以接受實話 [10:31.56]You want the truth? 你想聽實話? [10:31.36]Your last Golden Globe dress was a disaster. 你上次參加金球獎穿的禮服 丑得要命 [10:37.40]Thank you, that's what l thought. But the queens kept telling me it was fierce. 謝謝，我也這么想 但男同志們都說驚為天人 [10:40.88]A girl from Queens should know better than to listen to queens. 一個來自皇后區(qū)的女孩 不該笨到聽男同志的意見 [10:44.56]-Right? -Right. -對 -對 [10:46.64]Another thing. l was a waitress, and.... 還有一件事 我以前是女服務(wù)生 [10:52.24]Twenty-five percent, very nice. 小費25%，非常好 [10:53.40]When l'm representing you... 當(dāng)我代表你的時候 凡事都講求風(fēng)度 [10:56.08]it's class all the way. [11:03.96]-lt's $4,000. -l know. -這定價四千元 -我知道 [11:05.08]-And there's a waiting list. -l assumed. -要排在等候名單上 -這是當(dāng)然的 [11:08.96]Five years. -五年 -為了一個包包? [11:10.60]-For a bag? -lt's not a bag. 這可不是普通包包 它是柏金包 [11:11.00]lt's a Birkin. [11:15.52]Samantha was never one for waiting in Iine. 莎曼珊從來不排隊 [11:18.68]So she cut right to the front. 所以她立刻插到最前頭 [11:19.56]lt's not for me, it's for Lucy Liu. 這不是我要的，是劉玉玲要的 我是她的公關(guān) [11:22.96]l'm her press rep and l would love for her to carry this bag to a premiere next week. 我希望下周她能帶這個包包 出席一場首映會 [11:27.44]lt would be photographed to death. 一定會謀殺所有底片 這樣是否有差別? [11:29.48]Does... [11:33.00]that make a difference? [11:34.36]Let me get Francesca... 讓我打電話問一下 我們的公關(guān)法蘭斯嘉 [11:36.36]our press rep, on the phone. [11:36.64]Would you? How very helpful. 你愿意嗎? 真是幫了我一個大忙 [11:46.20]And over on Park Avenue... 在公園大道上 [11:48.32]CharIotte decided she couIdn't wait any Ionger, either. 夏綠蒂決定 她也不要繼續(xù)等下去了 [11:49.96]l'm calling to make an appointment with Dr. Peck. 我想跟貝克醫(yī)生約診 [11:56.32]We're having some.... 我們有… [11:58.04]l'm having some difficulty. 我有某種困難 我認(rèn)為我需要作生育能力測試 [12:01.84]l think l need some fertility testing. [12:03.12]l would like to make an appointment with Dr. Genya. 我想和肯亞醫(yī)生約診 [12:06.20]l need to come in for a... 我必須去進行… [12:10.24]procedure, l'm pregnant. 一個手術(shù)，我懷孕了，但是… [12:14.04]And l... [12:15.44]need not to be. 不應(yīng)該發(fā)生 [12:19.32]A coupIe of days Iater, Samantha went down a road she shouIdn't. 幾天后，莎曼珊走在一條 她不該走的路上 [12:29.48]Hello. 你好，法蘭斯嘉嗎? 我是莎曼珊瓊斯 [12:30.92]Francesca? Samantha Jones. Question. [12:32.64]How the fuck long does Lucy Liu have to wait for that Birkin? 我有個問題：那個柏金包 劉玉玲還要等多久? [12:37.28]lf they're so hard to get, maybe you can explain... 如果它們這么難得到 [12:39.88]why l just saw a fucking nobody in a track suit... 為何我剛看見他媽的無名小卒 拎著我們正想要的東西? [12:42.20]carrying the exact one we want! [12:44.76]Lucy Liu is a big fucking star, and she wants that bag! 劉玉玲是他媽的大明星 她想要那個包包 [12:49.56]ls ''Hermès'' French for ''We take our good old fucking time''? “愛馬仕”是法文的 “我們他媽的慢慢來”嗎? [12:53.72]Thank you so much. 非常謝謝你 [13:05.84]Oh, my God! 我的天，你嚇倒我了 [13:08.92]-You scared me. -Sorry. 抱歉，我不是闖空門 [13:09.28]lt's not a breaking and entering. We were playing basketball... [13:13.20]and your guy needed to take a leak. 我們剛剛在打籃球 你男友想上廁所 [13:14.48]-Be right out! -So, what's new? -最近有什么新鮮事? -沒有 [13:16.64]Nothing. [13:21.84]Absolutely nothing. 完全沒有 [13:26.80]How are things? -你過得怎么樣? -在酒吧忙得不可開交 [13:31.48]The bar's busting my hump... [13:32.28]but it's pretty good. 生意很好 [13:33.08]So, how's Miranda, is she okay? -那米蘭達呢?她還好嗎? -什么意思? [13:37.52]-What do you mean? -l've been calling, she don't call me back. -她都沒回我的電話 -她很好 [13:38.20]She's great. [13:42.28]Yeah? [13:44.12]She must be pretty busy then, l guess. 她一定很忙 [13:54.56]Hey, pudding. 布丁 [13:56.00]-Did you tell him? -What? -你告訴他…米蘭達的事嗎? -沒有 [13:58.20]-About Miranda and the.... -No! [14:01.00]-Are you sure? -Yeah. 你確定嗎?他問起米蘭達 [14:02.60]He's asking about Miranda. [14:03.96]-He always asks about Miranda. -You told him, didn't you? -他向來會問起米蘭達 -你跟他說了，對吧? [14:08.28]-No. -Listen, it's okay, l can't keep secrets either. 沒關(guān)系，反正我也守不住秘密 [14:11.96]-Obviously. -l didn't tell him anything. -我才沒告訴他 -他看我的表情很古怪 [14:14.64]-He's looking at me funny. -That's the way he is. -他看每個人的表情都一樣 -是嗎? [14:16.48]-Are you sure? -l didn't tell him. -我沒告訴他，但他有權(quán)知道 -那是什么意思? [14:16.100]-But l think he deserves to know. -Meaning? [14:19.68]-l don't agree with what she's doing. -lt doesn't have anything to do with you. -我不贊成她的做法 -這跟你無關(guān)吧? [14:24.36]Chief, you told me. l'd just as soon not know any of it. 老大，是你告訴我的 我寧愿什么都不知道 [14:28.64]Listen, sometimes you get in situations that are hard.... 人難免會碰到難以應(yīng)付的情況 [14:33.12]We should not be talking about this with him in the next room. 他就在外面，我們不該談這些 你快走吧 [14:36.40]So just go. [14:39.84]Go, because he's probably listening. 快走，說不定他正在偷聽 [14:44.64]-What's bugging you? -Nothing. -你在煩什么? -沒事 [14:47.72]Let's go! 我們走吧 [14:51.88]Tell Miranda l said hi. 轉(zhuǎn)告米蘭達說我問候她 [14:54.76]Okay. [15:02.84]l'm on a wait list. 我排在等待名單上 我習(xí)慣看的醫(yī)生不做流產(chǎn)手術(shù) [15:04.20]My regular doctor doesn't do them. [15:06.44]''No judgment.'' That's the way she said it. “沒有批判的意思” 她這句話說得很溜 [15:08.92]Like it was all one word. ''l-don't-perform-them-no-judgment.'' [15:08.96]“我不做流產(chǎn)手術(shù) 沒有批判的意思” [15:12.76]So, l'm waiting to see if this other doctor can fit me in. 現(xiàn)在得看另一位醫(yī)生能否為我 騰出時間，我想盡快解決這事 [15:13.68]l want to get it over with as soon as possible. [15:17.44]Have you thought any more about telling Steve? -你有考慮要告訴史蒂夫嗎? -沒有，為什么要告訴他? [15:20.84]No, why would l tell Steve? [15:21.64]l don't know, maybe he has a right to know. No judgment. 也許他有權(quán)知道 沒有批判的意思 [15:23.100]Sounds like judgment. 聽起來就像是批判 [15:28.64]l told Aidan. -我告訴艾登了 -凱莉 [15:32.08]-l had to. -He's gonna tell Steve! -我非說不可 -他會告訴史蒂夫 [15:35.16]He will not, l made him swear on Chanel. -我叫他以香奈兒發(fā)誓 -如果他以布料發(fā)誓… [15:35.52]As long as he took the oath of fabric. [15:38.72]He seemed to have strong opinions about the guy having a right to know. 他堅決主張男人有權(quán)知道 [15:43.88]You know, l didn't think this could get any worse, but it has. 我本來以為不可能更糟了 可是確實每況愈下 [15:47.08]Now l have to think about what l'm doing to Steve? -現(xiàn)在我還得考慮史蒂夫? -換作是你不會想知道嗎? [15:48.24]-Wouldn't you want to know? -No. l don't even want to know, and it's me. [15:49.56]連我自己都不想知道 [15:54.32]Did you tell the guy from TGl Friday's? 你有告訴星期五餐廳那家伙嗎 [15:58.60]Jesus, it was The Saloon. 老天，是“酒吧” 不，我沒說 [16:01.16]And no, l didn't. [16:03.28]lt was completely different. l was 22, we barely knew each other. 這完全不一樣，當(dāng)時我才22歲 我們幾乎不認(rèn)識對方 [16:05.84]We slept together once. 有一晚在“隧道”喝醉之后 我們上了一次床 [16:07.04]After a drunken night at The Tunnel. [16:09.20]The Tunnel? “隧道”?沒有批判的意思 [16:12.44]No judgment. [16:12.72]l was thinking maybe l should have told him. -也許我該告訴他 -我不要告訴史蒂夫 [16:16.20]There's no way l'm telling Steve. He'd want me to have it. 他會希望我生下來 [16:21.08]You know what? You're right. 你知道嗎?你說得對 [16:25.92]Forget my life, l'm having Steve's baby. 別管我的人生了 我要生下史蒂夫的孩子 [16:28.92]Pizza for everybody! 免費請大家吃披薩 [16:32.80]Everything looks just fine. 看來一切都很正常 [16:37.84]Looks good. 蠻好的 [16:40.72]-Nope. Sorry, spoke too soon. -What is it? -不，抱歉，話說得太早 -怎么了? [16:43.00]Your blood and mucus tests show extremely elevated anti-sperm antibodies. 你的血液和粘液測試顯示 體內(nèi)抗精子抗體偏高 [16:47.60]ls that bad? 那是壞事嗎? [16:49.68]lt just means it's gonna be that much more difficult... 自然受孕將變得較為困難 [16:51.60]-for you to conceive naturally. -How much more difficult? [16:54.64]-有多困難? -機率大約是15% [16:55.16]l'd give it a 15 percent shot. [16:59.36]l would not suggest you wait much longer before you explore in vitro. 我建議你們 盡快嘗試作試管嬰兒 [17:05.08]After they Iearned about their detour on the road to baby... 在他們得知通往孩子的路 必須繞道而行之后 [17:09.80]Trey had to go back to the hospitaI... 崔必須回醫(yī)院 而夏綠蒂決定走路回家 [17:09.64]and CharIotte decided to waIk home. [17:16.84]-夏綠蒂? -真巧 [17:18.20]Hi! [17:21.88]''Hi''? -“真巧?”你在開玩笑吧? -什么意思? [17:22.12]-Are you kidding me? -What do you mean? [17:25.48]You saw me, turned, and walked the other way. 你一看到我就馬上轉(zhuǎn)身 [17:27.16]l didn't see you, l just changed direction. l'm allowed to change direction. 我沒看到你，只是剛好 改變方向，我喜歡改變方向 [17:30.92]First you don't return my calls. Then you pretend not to see me on the street? 你不回我電話 現(xiàn)在又假裝在街上沒看到我 [17:35.72]l just.... 我現(xiàn)在真的沒辦法見你 [17:37.00]l really can't see you right now. [17:39.28]You have to see me, because l'm standing right here. 你非見不可，我就站在這里 [17:41.88]l'm sorry about this whole thing, but it's not a personal attack on you. 這整件事我很抱歉，但這并非 故意要打擊你，而是個錯誤 [17:45.08]lt was a mistake. 我不想談這個 [17:47.96]l really don't want to talk about this. [17:48.16]This is hard for me, too, you know? 我也很不好過 [17:52.32]lt doesn't make it any easier, worrying that you hate me... 一直擔(dān)心你會因為 自認(rèn)無法懷孕而恨我 [17:55.08]-because you think you can't get pregnant. -l can't get pregnant. [17:57.20]-我無法懷孕 -如果我可以，你就可以 [17:57.96]lf l can, you can. [17:60.64]l can't! 不，我剛從醫(yī)生那兒回來 [18:02.44]l just came from the doctor. Here. [18:08.24]My body is attacking Trey's sperm! 我的身體會攻擊崔的精子 [18:09.28]Fifteen percent chance. 受孕的機率只有15% [18:11.88]Fifteen percent chance of ever having a baby! [18:16.24]-ls it okay if l go now? -Sure. -我現(xiàn)在可以走了嗎? -當(dāng)然 [18:20.24]-You want me to walk with you? -No. -要我陪你嗎? -不，我只想一個人 [18:23.20]-l just want to be alone, okay? -Okay. [18:26.48]But l'll walk a little way behind you, in case you change your mind and want to talk. 我會走在你后面 若你改變心意，想找人談?wù)? [18:30.56]l'm okay. 不用了，我沒事 [18:36.72]CharIotte waIked aII the way home. 夏綠蒂一路走回家 [18:41.52]And even though she never turned back... 即使她從未回頭 [18:43.20]she knew Miranda was behind her. 她知道米蘭達始終跟在她后面 [18:51.08]lt's Lucy Liu! 那是劉玉玲 [18:55.72]Hi! [18:56.92]Sorry l'm late. 抱歉我遲到了 [18:58.64]Don't worry about it. -沒關(guān)系 -你看我拿到什么 [18:59.88]Look what l got! [19:00.80]Some nice man dropped it off at my hotel this morning. 今天早上一個男人送到 我的飯店來，是愛馬仕的… [19:03.40]-Hermès, it's a-- -Birkin. -柏金包 -不太像我的風(fēng)格，但是免費 [19:07.08]lt's not really my style, but it's a free bag! [19:10.96]lt's not exactly free. l paid for it. That's my bag. 其實它并不是免費的 我付了錢 [19:13.44]-那是我的包包 -什么意思? [19:14.40]What do you mean? 排隊的話要等五年…點點點 所以我用了你的名字 [19:16.08]There was a five year waiting list, blah, blah, blah, l used your name. [19:20.60]Blah, blah, blah? -點點點? -只是想直接切入正題 [19:21.20]Cutting to the chase, yes. [19:26.24]As long as we're cutting to the chase... 既然要切入正題 愛馬仕的公關(guān)打電話來 [19:28.76]the P.R. rep from Hermès called... [19:30.52]and told me my rep yelled ''fuck'' at her at least 1 2 times. 她說我的公關(guān)至少對她吼了 十二次“他媽的” [19:34.68]ls that your idea of class? 那就是你所謂的風(fēng)度嗎? [19:36.80]That is absurd. l have never used the ''f'' word. -這太荒謬了，我沒說臟話 -你他媽的想騙誰? [19:39.00]Who the fuck are you kidding? [19:39.56]Yes, l called to check on the bag. 沒錯，我是有打去詢問包包 你知道嗎? [19:44.32]You know what? l was on my cell. 我是用手機打的，也許跳號 所以她接到一個瘋子的電話 [19:46.44]Maybe she picked up some crazy person. [19:49.40]One time l got this scary woman... 有一次我接到一個女人打來 在話筒那端的新澤西叫個沒完 [19:52.40]screaming from somewhere in New Jersey. [19:59.84]The only thing worse than a liar is a bad liar. 唯一比謊言更糟的事 就是拙劣的謊言 [19:60.44]l won't be needing your services anymore. -我不再需要你的服務(wù)了 -我說的是實話 [20:04.84]l am telling you the truth. [20:07.88]lf l was as bad an actress as you... 要是我的演技跟你一樣差勁 那我肯定還在星期五餐廳工作 [20:09.72]l'd still be serving onion rings at TGl Friday's. [20:12.64]That's my fucking Birkin! 那是我他媽的柏金包 [20:14.04]And there went Lucy Liu. 劉玉玲頭也不回地走了 全都因為一個謊 [20:16.64]AII 'cause of a Lucy Iie. [20:19.84]Fuck! [20:27.56]MeanwhiIe, I found myseIf back at a famiIiar crossroads... 同時，我發(fā)現(xiàn)自己又回到 熟悉的十字路口 [20:29.48]the corner of CoIumbus... 哥倫布街和1988年的轉(zhuǎn)角 [20:32.56]and 1988. [20:36.92]It was amazing. 真是讓人意外 這里一點也沒變 [20:36.64]It hadn't changed at aII. [20:38.52]Same tabIe, same menu. 一樣的桌子、一樣的菜單… [20:43.76]Same waiter. 一樣的服務(wù)生 [20:46.24]Burger, medium well. Calamari. 七分熟的漢堡和烏賊冷盤 [20:48.32]I couIdn't beIieve it. 我真不敢相信 [20:52.76]His roIIer skates were gone and his Tony Danza Taxi hair was thinner... 他的溜冰鞋不見了 他的頭發(fā)少了些 [20:55.32]but it was definiteIy Chad. 但肯定是查德 [21:01.16]''Drunken-night-at-TunneI'' Chad. 那晚在“隧道”喝醉的查德 [21:02.44]You ready to order? -準(zhǔn)備點餐了嗎? -你好 [21:04.76]Hello there. [21:08.04]Our soups of the day are lentil and tortilla. 今日特餐為扁豆湯和玉米烙餅 有人幫你點飲料嗎? [21:11.20]-Did anyone get your drink order? -Chad? [21:11.72]查德? [21:13.20]-Yeah? -lt's me, Carrie. 是我，凱莉 [21:16.40]Bradshaw. 布雷蕭 [21:20.84]We met, like, 13 years ago. 我們十三年前見過 [21:23.96]l came in a few times, half lemonade, half iced tea? 我來過好幾次 一半檸檬水、一半冰茶 [21:28.64]And then there was that... 還有在“隧道”的那一夜 [21:31.08]night at The Tunnel. [21:33.80]Tunnel? 隧道? [21:35.88]l never went to Tunnel. -我沒去過“隧道” -你去過 [21:39.08]You went to Tunnel. [21:41.04]Sherry, l'm sorry, l don't remember. 抱歉，雪莉，我不記得了 [21:43.44]-lt's Carrie. -Right, Carrie. -是凱莉 -對了，凱莉 [21:50.40]l'll take the lentil soup... 我要點扁豆湯和一些餅干 [21:55.24]l guess, and some crackers. 餅干是附贈的 [21:56.04]Crackers come with. [22:01.72]Was l at least smart enough to try something? 當(dāng)時我做了什么不該做的事嗎 [22:05.20]No. 沒有，你是個十足的君子 [22:09.80]You were the perfect gentleman. [22:12.44]I stayed in 1988 just Iong enough to reaIize... 我停留在1988年的時間足夠 讓我體會自己做了正確決定 [22:15.56]I had made the right decision. [22:19.60]Even though I was sitting in the same seat... 雖然我坐在同樣的座位上 [22:21.40]I was in a totaIIy different pIace. 但我的際遇卻已大不相同 [22:33.72]Do you suffer from headaches? 你有頭痛、過敏、糖尿病嗎? [22:35.92]Allergies? Diabetes? [22:38.72]No. 沒有… [22:39.60]Bad judgment with old boyfriends? Yes. 對前男友的判斷力差?是的 [22:44.68]l think l can write that in. 我想我可以把這寫進去 [22:49.04]Does it hurt? 會痛嗎? [22:51.12]Not really. 還好，最主要只是不舒服 [22:55.68]Mostly it's just unpleasant. [22:58.60]What about after? 那之后呢? 要多久才會恢復(fù)正常? [22:59.96]How long until l feel back to normal? [23:04.36]-You're gonna have to ask them. -How long until you felt back to normal? -你得問醫(yī)護人員 -你花了多久才恢復(fù)正常? [23:08.64]Any day now. 現(xiàn)在隨時都正常 [23:14.80]l'm doing the right thing. 我做的是正確的事 [23:16.36]-Right? -Miranda, l cannot say. -對吧? -我不能回答這個問題 [23:20.92]-What do you think? -What do you think? -你有什么看法? -你有什么看法? [23:21.96]-l think, what do you think? -You wanna go one more round? -我和你的看法一致 -想再輪一遍嗎? [23:26.32]Charlotte only has a 15 percent chance, and she's really trying. 夏綠蒂只有15%的受孕機率 因此她非常努力 [23:29.52]What if l wake up at 43... 萬一我在43歲那天一早醒來 [23:31.00]and find that my one semi-decent ovary gave up... 發(fā)現(xiàn)我唯一的卵巢放棄了 我再也無法生小孩怎么辦? [23:33.76]and l can't have kids. [23:34.04]-43? -That's my ''scary age.'' -43歲? -那是我的恐懼年齡 [23:38.32]Mine's 45. 我的是45歲 [23:44.40]This happened against all the odds. 這種事發(fā)生的機率很低 [23:47.68]My stupid egg found its way to the three sperm he had left. 我遲鈍的卵子自己摸索 找到他剩下的三顆精子 [23:53.32]God.... 天啊，凱莉 [23:58.12]ls this my baby? 這是我的孩子嗎? [24:02.08]l mean, what am l waiting for? -我還在等什么? -親愛的，你想離開這里嗎? [24:03.28]Sweetie, do you want to leave? [24:04.00]No. 不 [24:08.04]l can't have a baby. 我不能生小孩 [24:11.36]l could barely find the time to schedule this abortion. 我差點抽不出時間 做這次墜胎手術(shù) [24:13.80]Miranda Hobbes? 米蘭達霍布斯? [24:26.32]Motherfucker. 他媽的 [24:40.48]Take it easy. Sip slowly. -放輕松，慢慢喝 -我沒事 [24:44.56]l'm okay. [24:45.72]A little pillow here. -這里放個小枕頭 -我來開 [24:50.24]-l got it. -Hi. [24:53.92]Hi. [24:57.16]Hi. [24:59.68]l thought flowers might do whatever it is flowers are supposed to... 我想在這種情況 花可能派得上用場 [25:01.16]in a situation like this. [25:04.80]l felt the same way about Entenmann's lemon strudel. 我覺得檸檬餡餅 也有同樣的效果 [25:10.68]-How are you feeling? -Pretty freaked out. -你覺得怎么樣? -嚇壞了 [25:16.76]Charlotte, l didn't do it. 夏綠蒂，我沒拿掉 [25:19.92]l'm keeping the baby. 我要留下這個孩子 [25:23.60]Oh, my God. 我的天 [25:33.92]We're having a baby? 我們會有一個寶寶了? [25:41.08]And with those four IittIe words... 這句話代表三個阿姨就此誕生 [25:42.88]three aunts were born. [25:47.04]As for me, I shouIda Ieft Miranda's earIier... 至于我，要是我早點離開 米蘭達家便會準(zhǔn)時抵達 [25:51.64]so I wouIda been on time. [25:55.48]Ten minutes late. That's the charm of me. 遲到十分鐘，這就是我的魅力 [25:59.88]l'm starved. They wouldn't seat me till my party was here. 他們不肯為我?guī)?除非我的同伴到了 [26:02.76]l'm your party? -我是你的同伴? -不好意思，她來了 [26:04.76]-Excuse me. -Hi. [26:05.04]-Here she is. -We let the table go. 桌子已經(jīng)讓給別的客人了 要再等一下 [26:07.12]lt'll be a bit of a wait. [26:13.72]We can go someplace else. -我們可以去別家餐廳 -然后在那里等? [26:15.60]And wait there? [26:16.60]-We'll be at the bar. -l'll put your name on the bar list. -我們會在吧臺 -我會登記你們的名字 [26:21.48]Wait. There's a wait to wait? 慢著，等候的地方還得等? [26:24.52]We'll be outside. 我們在外面，別把我們給忘了 [26:24.44]Don't forget us. [26:29.92]Excuse me. Sorry. 借過 [26:34.76]How's that beer? -那啤酒味道如何? -很好喝，不必等 [26:37.28]That's classy. [26:37.44]And no waiting. [26:41.24]Nice. 好 [26:47.12]l lied to you. 我騙了你 [26:50.88]l did have an abortion. 我墜過胎 [26:54.24]The condom broke. 保險套破了 [26:58.64]Okay, that's another lie. There was no condom. 這是另一個謊言 其實根本沒戴保險套 [26:60.20]-What's with all the lying? -l'm afraid you're gonna judge me. -為什么要說謊? -我怕你會因此批判我 [27:04.28]For being 18 and sleeping with a guy without a condom... 十八歲跟一個 沒戴保險套的男人上床 [27:08.28]and getting pregnant and never telling him. 懷了孕又沒告訴他 [27:09.44]There, that's the whole truth. 這就是全部的實情 [27:13.44]Except that l was twenty... 除了我是二十… [27:15.92]two. 二歲 [27:17.52]22. 二十二歲，我不該這么笨的 [27:19.48]l should've known better. [27:22.00]ls your name really Carrie? -你真的叫凱莉嗎? -是的 [27:24.16]Yes. [27:26.56]So, are you judging me? 你會批判我嗎? [27:31.12]l was no angel. -我并不是天使 -你曾讓女孩懷孕嗎? [27:34.92]Why? Did you ever get a girl pregnant? [27:36.72]No. 不，就我所知沒有 [27:39.00]Not that l know of. [27:41.76]Goddamn, it must be nice to be a guy sometimes. 有時候當(dāng)男人一定很好 [27:52.60]So, am l still your girl? -我還是你的女友嗎? -是的 [27:55.88]Yeah. [28:00.44]Your table is ready. -你們的桌子已經(jīng)準(zhǔn)備好了 -馬上來 [28:03.12]Be right there. [28:13.00]And another thing. 還有一件事 米蘭達要把孩子生下來 [28:15.28]Miranda's keeping the baby. [28:16.88]Don't tell Steve. 別告訴史蒂夫 這不關(guān)我們的事 [28:19.08]lt's not our business. [28:25.72]They say Iife is what happens when you're busy making other pIans. 有人說人生就是當(dāng)你忙著 作其他計劃時所發(fā)生的事 [28:31.28]But sometimes in New York... 但有時候在紐約 [28:32.84]Iife is what happens when you're waiting for a tabIe. 人生就在你等待桌子的同時 悄悄上演 [28:43.88]Subtitles conformed by SOFTlTLER

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