欲望都市第二季 是非對錯 Was It Good For You?

[00:00.00] 12.08.02 08:24:01 [00:02.00]聽美劇學英語(MP3+LRC) [00:12.56]欲望城市 [00:37.32](性愛專家凱莉布雷蕭) [00:44.96]“是非對錯” [00:49.44]My frlend Charlotte was datlng Dr. Bram Walker... 夏綠蒂這陣子正在與 布萊姆沃克醫(yī)生交往 [00:51.52]...a very hardworklng orthopedlc surgeon. 他是個勤奮的整形外科醫(yī)生 [00:55.48]Bram? 布萊姆? [00:60.36]-布萊姆? -干嘛? [01:01.16]What? [01:04.44]Were you asIeep? 你睡著了嗎? [01:04.44]No, I was just resting my eyes. -沒有，我只是在閉目養(yǎng)神 -我的天 [01:08.84]My God. [01:08.80]I feII asIeep for one second. -好吧，我只睡了一秒鐘 -我的天 [01:12.28]My God. 我從五點到現(xiàn)在都沒睡 連續(xù)做了三個累人的重建手術(shù) [01:14.32]I was up at 5:00, I had three carpaI tunneIs. [01:14.96]It's very exhaustive reconstructive work. [01:19.64]He feII asIeep when he was making Iove to me. 他和我做愛的時候竟然睡著了 [01:23.96]He feII asIeep! 他只是累了，這與你無關(guān) [01:23.56]He was tired. This has nothing to do with you. [01:29.12]Has a man ever faIIen asIeep making Iove to you? 男人和你做愛的時候 有睡著過嗎? [01:30.40]No, but I'm sure many of them wanted to. 沒有，我想他們多半都想睡吧 [01:35.96]I can't beIieve this happened to me! -沒想到這種事會落到我身上 -你要不要喝點藥草茶? [01:36.84]You want some herb tea? [01:38.96]I must be reaIIy bad in bed. -我在床上的表現(xiàn)一定很差勁 -你的表現(xiàn)不差勁 [01:40.16]You are not bad in bed. [01:42.60]I've got Constant Comment and.... 我這里有安撫情緒的 還是你想喝緩和腹部的茶? [01:44.40]Do you want some Tummy Tamer? [01:47.60]Of course it's her. I have to say, I'm not surprised. 當然是她的關(guān)系 這點我完全不驚訝 [01:49.68]Ever seen her on a Stairmaster? Nothing happening beIow the waist. 你看她做過踏板運動嗎? 她的腰部以下都沒有改變 [01:54.68]Nada. No saIe. 就算她的技巧不高明 這很重要嗎? [01:54.16]How can you say that? [01:57.56]Even if she was bad in bed, which she isn't, is it reaIIy that important? [02:00.100]AbsoIuteIy. Who we are in bed is who we are in Iife. 當然重要 床上的表現(xiàn)可以看出一個人 [02:04.36]I never met a man who was bad in bed who was good at Iife. 我沒看過床上表現(xiàn)差勁的男人 在生活中有成就的 [02:07.08]Just for the record, in bed, you are.... 那你在床上的表現(xiàn)又如何? [02:11.76]Don't make me state the obvious. -這需要我贅言嗎? -你怎么能這么肯定? [02:13.52]How can you be so sure? [02:16.84]No one ever took a nap whiIe fucking me... 從來沒有男人和我做愛睡著的 [02:17.80]...and I get affirmations aII the time. 而且我每次都會得到證實 不過上星期… [02:20.32]Just Iast week.... 上星期有一對同性戀 請莎曼珊吃飯 [02:23.60]Last week, Samantha had dlnner wlth a gay couple she'd known for years. [02:25.04]她認識他們好幾年了 [02:27.96]Davld and Davld. 他們兩個都叫大衛(wèi) [02:30.36]Thanks for a IoveIy dinner. It was fun. 謝謝你們邀我晚餐，我很愉快 [02:31.20]I have to admit, we have an uIterior motive. -其實我們是別有用心 -什么? [02:36.80]What? 你現(xiàn)在有和誰在交往嗎? [02:36.12]We're wondering if you're seeing anyone speciaI right now? [02:40.08]ActuaIIy, no. 沒有，你們要為我介紹誰嗎? [02:42.08]Do you have a hot guy for me? [02:44.64]Two. 有兩個 [02:51.00]-No! -Yes! -不會吧? -你猜對了 [02:53.92]We want to have sex with a woman. 我們想找個女人做愛 [02:56.96]-Are you serious? -TotaIIy. -你們是說真的嗎? -我一直很想體會那種感覺 [02:59.76]I'm curious about it. [03:02.76]We've never done it and we thought it might be fun. 我們都沒和女人做過 那一定很有趣 [03:03.84]We were Iike: 我們想如果要找個女人 要找誰好呢? [03:06.32]''If we were gonna do it with a woman, who wouId it be?'' [03:10.28]-Then we were Iike, Samantha. -TotaIIy. 我們就立刻想到了你 [03:13.88]We decided of aII the beautifuI women we know, you are probabIy the best in bed. 我們決定找個我們認識的 最漂亮的女人 [03:17.16]-你的技巧一定也最出色 -沒錯 [03:17.12]TotaIIy. [03:20.56]Look at that! [03:22.20]I'm thinking about doing it. They're cute, they're heaIthy. 我答應他們考慮考慮 畢竟他們都是英俊的猛男 [03:26.80]They're gay! -他們是同性戀 -這是對性的一種狹隘的迷思 [03:26.12]For a sex coIumnist, you have a Iimited view of sexuaIity. [03:30.20]Gay as pink suede. -男同性戀不是正常男人 -拜托，都已經(jīng)兩千年了 [03:31.16]Wake up. It's 2000. [03:33.68]The new miIIennium won't be about sexuaI IabeIs, it'II be about sexuaI expression. 未來的一千年將是個 以性來表達的時代 [03:38.80]It won't matter if you're sIeeping with men or women. 這與你和男人或女人上床無關(guān) [03:42.64]It'II be about sIeeping with individuaIs. -對方只是一個個體 -你現(xiàn)在是在搞三P [03:42.72]Or in your case, twos or threes. [03:44.60]Soon everyone wiII be pansexuaI. It won't matter if you're gay or straight. 大家很快就會彼此交流 這和是不是同性戀無關(guān) [03:50.08]-Just if you're good or bad in bed. -ExactIy. -重要的是你在床上的表現(xiàn)? -沒錯 [03:55.16]That nlght I got to thlnklng about bed. 當晚我便在思考房事的問題 [03:57.00]Are we secretly belng graded every tlme we lnvlte someone to joln us ln lt? 我們每次邀人共赴云雨時 是否都被打了分數(shù)? [03:60.72]A plus, B, D, lncomplete. 諸如甲乙丙等或是不及格? [04:03.48]Is maklng love really nothlng more than a pop qulz? 做愛和隨堂測驗 成了一回事嗎? [04:07.68]If sex ls a test, how do we know lf we're passlng or falllng? 如果性愛是一門測驗 我們怎知是否及格了? [04:11.92]How do you know lf you're good ln bed? 又怎么知道自己的表現(xiàn)如何? [04:15.20]Later on, I was walklng home thlnklng about my sexual report card when.... 那個星期我都在思考 我的性愛報告 [04:23.28]What the heII-- 搞什么?那是什么東西? [04:26.52]Christ, I'm sorry. I didn't see you. I threw my cigarette. 抱歉，我沒看到你 我剛才在丟煙蒂 [04:30.00]I thought I was stung by a bee. Jesus! 我還以為被蜜蜂螫了 [04:31.68]I'm sorry. Did it Ieave a mark? 抱歉，燙傷了嗎? [04:34.56]You can't smoke in the restaurant. I'm a smoker. 餐廳里不能吸煙 我又是個老煙槍 [04:37.68]I'm a smoker too, but watch where you throw those things? 我也是個老煙槍 但你丟東西應該小心點 [04:43.16]No, it didn't Ieave a mark. 我沒有被燙傷 [04:47.64]As the paln subslded, my mlnd was free to notlce... 當疼痛消退之后 我才注意到這個人好帥 [04:50.00]...how lncredlbly cute thls guy was. [04:50.88]I am sorry. My name's Patrick Casey. 抱歉，我叫派崔克凱西 [04:55.88]Carrie Bradshaw, burn victim. 我叫凱莉布雷蕭，燙傷患者 [04:57.36]How weird was that? That was intense. 這種控訴太過強烈了 [05:02.04]You gotta admit, it's a cIever way to meet the Iadies. 不過這樣搭訕倒是挺高竿的 [05:05.84]You got a IittIe comedy routine going there? -原來這是你演的一出喜劇? -有點那個意味 [05:06.28]LittIe bit. [05:10.88]Listen, I reaIIy feeI bad. 真的很抱歉 [05:11.64]At Ieast Iet me buy you a coffee, or some burn saIve? 我請你喝杯咖啡作為補償 [05:16.12]-Not funny yet. -Sorry. 不好笑 不過喝咖啡這提議不錯 [05:16.04]But it might be after a cappuccino. [05:19.60]There's a pIace right around the corner. We can smoke there. 街角有家咖啡店 那里可以抽煙 [05:24.68]Three Marlboros and two Marlboro Llghts later I had learned... 在抽過兩、三支煙之后 [05:29.40]...Patrlck was a composer, wrltlng muslc for movles. 我發(fā)現(xiàn)派崔克在做電影配樂 [05:32.04]What type of movies do you compose for? 你做的是哪種電影? [05:32.64]ReaIIy bad ones. 那都是些三流片 [05:34.92]The I Screamed When I Knew What You Dld Last Summer On Elm Street types. [05:37.20]好比“去年夏天夜驚魂” 之類的電影 [05:38.40]As Iong as you're chaIIenged by what you do. 只要你對電影還有抱負就夠了 [05:45.20]Dammit. Patrick Casey, whoever you are. 糟糕，派崔克凱西 [05:47.24]不管你叫什么，我必須走了 [05:47.16]I'm Iate. I have to go. [05:52.12]Thank you for the coffee. 謝謝你的咖啡 改天我再控訴內(nèi)心受到的創(chuàng)傷 [05:53.24]Maybe one day you'II give me scar tissue again. [05:59.40]-You're great. -Thanks. -你真會說話 -謝謝 [06:00.100]As I walked away, I started to thlnk.: 當我離開的時候才想到 [06:04.24]How many cute, smart, slngle smokers are there left ln the world? Seven? 世上有幾個長相與頭腦兼具的 單身老煙槍? [06:07.32]七個嗎? [06:08.24]I declded to do somethlng I almost never do... 接著我便做出破天荒的舉動 給他我的手機號碼 [06:11.52]...glve a man my phone number. [06:17.20]This whoIe burn Iawsuit I pIan to initiate... 我這件燙傷訴訟 可能會有點難搞 [06:20.16]...it might get a IittIe crazy, so here is my phone number. 這是我的電話號碼 [06:23.84]You wiII need that for your attorney... 你請律師時會用到 [06:27.32]...or if you want to have coffee again sometime. 或許下次可以再請我喝咖啡 [06:29.20]I left feellng great. It was such a cute approach. How could he not call? 這招讓我自己都得意不已 他不打給我才有鬼 [06:36.96]How couId he not caII? It's been three days. 都過了三天他怎么還沒打來? [06:37.24]Give him 12 more hours and then send him off to the isIand of Iost men. 再等他12小時 到時候就把他踢到荒島去 [06:42.20]I don't wanna send him there, I Iike him. 我不想踢他走，我喜歡他 [06:44.60]CouId you beIieve that someone actuaIIy had the nerve to caII this FIorentine Peach? 你相信有人把這種顏色 叫做佛羅倫斯桃紅嗎? [06:50.36]I can't beIieve you spent this much on sheets. 你怎么舍得在床單上 花這么多錢? [06:52.16]It's an experiment. I'm trying to change my bed karma. 我在做一項試驗 改變我的命運 [06:55.24]I figure if I can make my bed a pIace I reaIIy want to be... 我想如果能把床 布置成我的夢想樂園 [06:60.80]...others wiII feeI the same way. 別人也會感同身受 [07:01.40]The fieId of dreams. -你是說夢想樂土 -沒錯，所謂心想事成 [07:04.80]ExactIy. ''If you buiId it, he wiII come.'' [07:07.56]The thing that gets me is, I'm not usuaIIy wrong about the phone number size-up. 沒想到我給了電話的人 竟然不回我電話 [07:12.28]I don't put it out there unIess I'm sure it's coming back. 我都是看準對象才給電話的 [07:15.04]I'm either reaIIy Ioving or hating the coIor. 我現(xiàn)在對這個顏色 還沒有明顯的喜好 [07:17.92]He thinks I'm ugIy. -他一定認為我很“愛國” -拜托，別鬧了 [07:20.68]My God. Get a grip. [07:23.80]A guy doesn't caII you for three days and you're ugIy? 一個家伙三天不打電話給你 你就變成丑女了嗎? [07:27.24]-What's your point? -PiIIowcase. -你想說什么? -枕頭套給我 [07:30.64]It's amazing. We can feeI totaIIy good about ourseIves... 我們原先都覺得自己很好 [07:34.40]...and then it aII goes out the window if the guy doesn't mirror it back to us. 可是一走出去 男人要是不看我們… [07:39.60]This has a IittIe weird thing here. 這實在太荒謬了，該死 [07:40.76]Dammit. Does everything I bring into this bedroom have to have a fIaw? 我費心打理的臥室 竟然還是有瑕疵 [07:48.44]The next day I was ln the Vlllage looklng for the perfect $7 dress... 第二天我在街上找尋廉價洋裝 [07:51.92]...to go wlth my $300 shoes, when.... 好搭配我花三百美金買的鞋子 [07:55.48]I had a cholce. I could turn around and run away... 其實我這時候可以轉(zhuǎn)身離去 [07:57.68]...or I could smlle, be brave and walk on over. 但我卻面帶微笑 深呼吸一口氣就走了過去 [08:06.40]Hi. 好好的星期六 你竟然站在大街上抽煙? [08:06.12]So what? Saturday's the day you stand on the street and smoke in the ViIIage? [08:13.96]Hi, I'm Carrie. -你好，我叫凱莉 -我們正在談事情 [08:14.48]-We're kind of in the middIe of something. -Right, sure. [08:15.04]好的，我了解 [08:18.44]Bye. I was on my way to Perry Street. -再見，我正要去佩里街 -這就是佩里街 [08:21.12]This is Perry Street. 我是說布利克街 再見，不打攪你們了 [08:21.80]BIeecker, I meant BIeecker. [08:26.60]Okay, bye. Goodbye to you, too. [08:35.64]-Let me expIain. -No, I'm embarrassed. -凱莉，你聽我解釋 -不用，我是自找難堪 [08:39.52]You're obviousIy in the middIe of a thing with your Iover... 你顯然正在和你的愛人談事情 [08:40.100]...or whoever and I'm there.... 不，我不是同性戀 我只是有酗酒的毛病 [08:44.20]I'm not gay. [08:47.96]I'm an aIcohoIic. [08:47.88]We were waiting for a meeting to start. 我們正在這里等著聚會 [08:50.84]I wanted to introduce you but it's supposed to be anonymous. 我本來想為你介紹 但是我不能透露會友的名字 [08:53.12]I reaIIy wasn't getting the gay vibe from you. 我并不是覺得你們像同性戀 [08:56.52]It's just, he was so cute and.... 只是他長得很帥，再加上… [08:59.92]-I never caIIed. -Right. -我沒打電話給你 -沒錯 [09:02.48]I was freaked. I've onIy been in the program 11 months... 我戒酒已經(jīng)11個月了 [09:06.68]...and my sponsor said I reaIIy shouIdn't get invoIved with someone for a year. 我的監(jiān)護人要我在一年內(nèi) 不能談感情 [09:11.20]Okay, maybe you'II caII me in a month. 好吧，那你一個月后再打給我 [09:16.08]It doesn't bother you that I'm an aIcohoIic? 你不在意我是個酒鬼嗎? [09:17.88]God, no. I Iove aIcohoIics. HeII, I hope to be one someday. 不會，我喜歡酒鬼 我甚至也想當個酒鬼 [09:23.68]-That was a joke. -That's not funny, yet. -我開玩笑的 -一點也不好笑 [09:25.64]But it might be after a cappuccino. 喝杯咖啡也許就不一樣了 [09:30.44]What the fuck, it's onIy a coupIe of weeks. 其實也不過只剩下幾星期 你改天愿意出去嗎? [09:31.84]WouId you Iike to go on a date sometime? [09:34.92]I can't think why not. 有何不可?你再聯(lián)絡我 [09:35.80]You caII me. [09:39.04]I accepted hls klnd lnvltatlon because when you thlnk about lt... 于是我便接受了他的邀約 [09:41.96]...aren't we all ln recovery from somethlng? 其實每個人都在戒某些東西 好比戒酒、戒毒 [09:45.44]Drlnklng? Drugglng? Our last relatlonshlp? [09:46.80]甚至是戒上一段感情嗎? [09:48.32]On our flrst date, Patrlck and I went for coffee. 我們第一次約會是出去喝咖啡 [09:51.48]I'm reaIIy compuIsive. If I open up a bag of Chips Ahoy, I gotta eat the whoIe thing. 我有點強迫癥的毛病 只要打開一包洋芋片 [09:56.24]就一定要整包吃完 [09:58.36]I'm Iike that with Reese's Pieces. Reese's Pieces and shoes. 蕊絲皮鞋一出新款 我也一定會去買 [10:02.24]WouIdn't the shoes be a IittIe tough on digestion? 吃鞋子不太好消化吧? [10:06.28]This is me. 我家到了 [10:10.16]Thank you, Mr. Casey. I had a great time. 謝謝你，凱西先生 我玩得很愉快 [10:12.96]No, Miss Burn Victim. I had the great time. 燙傷小姐，我也過得很愉快 [10:16.44]Then I gave hlm my very best lean-ln-and-klss-me-goodnlght move. 于是我示意他給我一個告別吻 [10:34.04]Our next date, over dlnner, he told me about worklng hls 12 steps. 第二次出去晚餐時他談了 許多有關(guān)音樂的事 [10:37.12]After dlnner, I stood on my thlrd step trylng to work hlm. 飯后我站在樓梯上企圖勾引他 [10:40.88]That smeII is amazing. What is that? 好香，這是什么味道? [10:43.60]Me. 我 [10:47.36]I'II caII you. 我再打電話給你 [10:50.64]I couldn't flgure lt out. 我實在想不通 [10:58.48]I knew he wanted me, because durlng my lean-ln-and-klss-me-goodnlght move... 我知道他想要我 因為在我靠近的時候 [11:02.64]...I'd accldentally, on purpose felt hls pop-up-and-say-hello. 意外的感覺到他的小弟弟 正在對我“舉槍致敬” [11:06.76]What was golng on? 但他怎么沒采取行動? [11:09.56]By the thlrd date, I wanted hlm even more than a flstful of Reese's Pleces. 第三次約會時我對他的渴望 已經(jīng)超過蕊絲皮鞋了 [11:16.48]WeII then, goodnight. 好了，晚安 [11:18.64]That was that. I'd hlt my humlllatlon llmlt. 我的羞辱已經(jīng)到達了極限 [11:22.96]Then I thought, how many cute, smart, sexy, slngle, smoklng alcohollcs... 但我又想到這個世上… [11:26.64]...are there left ln the world? Flve? 還剩幾個聰明的帥哥? 五個嗎? [11:42.84]Do you want to come up? -你想上去嗎? -想 [11:46.80]But you see, the thing is, I've never had sex sober. 但是我從來沒在 清醒的時候做愛過 [11:49.80]I've aIways been drunk or high. I don't know if I'II be any good. 我總是喝得酩酊大醉 我不肯定自己的表現(xiàn)如何 [11:56.12]What the heII? Let's take it one step at a time. 管他的，船到橋頭自然直 [12:15.04]Sex is amazing. 性愛真是太神奇了 [12:18.52]It feeIs so fucking amazing. 真是不可思議 別人有這種感覺嗎? [12:20.88]Do other peopIe know about this? [12:24.84]AII right! I did it! Sex without beer! 太棒了，我再也不怕做愛了 [12:33.24]Easy, cowboy. -冷靜點，牛仔 -至于你… [12:34.32]You! [12:36.20]What about you! You are the best. -你真是妙不可言 -你也不差 [12:39.56]You weren't haIf bad yourseIf. [12:41.48]You are the best. 不，你是最棒的 [12:44.04]-You're the best. -I aim to pIease. 我是很努力 [12:48.00]After we have a cigarette... 等我們抽完這根煙… [12:55.96]...can we do it again? 可以再來一次嗎? [13:01.04]I'II have a Spanish omeIet, hash browns, more coffee and orange juice. 我要一份蛋餅、馬鈴薯煎餅 再來一杯咖啡和柳橙汁 [13:06.64]Can I have some rice pudding for Iater? Thanks. 稍后再來一份布丁，謝謝 [13:11.52]Storing up for winter? -你在準備冬眠嗎? -不，我快餓死了 [13:12.72]No, I'm starving. Patrick and I.... [13:16.28]AII Iast night and I'm just.... 我和派崔克忙了一夜 把我餓壞了 [13:16.24]No, don't stop, it's okay. 你盡管說，我的表現(xiàn)差 不表示你們都要和我一樣 [13:19.72]Just because I'm bad in bed doesn't mean everybody is. [13:21.92]One more time. 你在床上的表現(xiàn)一點也不差 [13:23.40]You are not bad in bed. [13:27.88]ReaIIy? Has a man ever faIIen asIeep making Iove to you? 有人在和你做愛的時候 睡著嗎? [13:29.36]No, but I once feII asIeep when a guy was doing me. It was the Iudes. 沒有，但我有一次差點睡著 [13:34.04]It's okay. 無所謂，我是個成年女人 [13:36.76]I'm mature enough to reaIize that whiIe I may be good at some things Iike... 我很清楚我對服飾搭配很在行 [13:40.72]...accessories, that I might need heIp in others Iike.... [13:41.12]但某些事卻需要別人幫助 [13:43.60]-Fucking? -Making Iove. -好比上床? -做愛 [13:49.40]So, I'm taking a cIass. 所以我去報了一堂課 [13:52.04]A fucking cIass? -學習床上技巧嗎? -不，是性愛研討會 [13:53.24]No, a tantric sex workshop. [13:55.20]Just don't drink any suspicious KooI-Aid or put on new Nikes. 你只要別喝什么詭異的飲料 或穿新布鞋就行了 [13:59.92]It's not Iike that. It's taught by a weII-respected woman psychoIogist. 講師是一位 德高望重的心理學家 [14:04.36]It's caIIed ''How To PIease A Man.'' 這堂課叫“如何愉悅男人?” [14:06.96]I know how to pIease a man. Just give away most of your power. 只要放棄你的權(quán)力 就能愉悅男人 [14:09.72]I have a trainer for the gym. I can have a trainer for-- 我到健身房會找教練 當然也可以找人… [14:13.24]-Fucking? -PIease stop saying that. -教你做愛? -別再說這個字了 [14:18.52]Are you actuaIIy going to do this? 你真的要去上課? [14:20.28]對，人數(shù)還有限制 我就幫你們報了名 [14:22.36]Seating was Iimited, so I signed you guys up. [14:24.36]PIease? I can't go aIone. 拜托，我不能一個人去 [14:28.56]If Bram ever faIIs asIeep on me again, I wiII die. 布萊姆要是再在我身上睡著 我一定會死，拜托 [14:31.72]Pretty pIease, with sugar on it? -求求你們，好姐妹 -我去 [14:33.00]Christ, I'm in. [14:35.16]What the heII, I don't exactIy have them hanging from the rafters. 好吧，其實去聽聽也無妨 [14:40.84]''How To PIease A Man.'' 如何愉悅男人? 我都可以開班授課了 [14:42.84]I couId teach the damn cIass. [14:45.44]AII right. 好吧 [14:52.60]That nlght, whlle Davld and Davld got undressed... 當晚兩個大衛(wèi)先脫了衣服 在臥室里等她 [14:55.08]...and walted for her ln the bedroom. [14:57.88]Samantha began to wonder lf maybe she was about to go too far. 莎曼珊才開始猶豫 這次玩得會不會太過火了 [14:60.32]Was she actually capable of belng thls sexually free? 她能接受這種放蕩的性愛嗎? [15:05.32]Or was she gettlng ln over her head? 還是她只是一時鬼迷心竅? [15:08.20]She declded before there were regrets, they should all talk about lt a llttle more. 她認為在后悔之前 他們應該再商量一次 [15:12.16]Listen, David and David, maybe.... 大衛(wèi)，我想或許… [15:17.04]You Iook amazing. -你真的好美 -就像“紅塵”里的珍哈露 [15:19.76]Just Iike Jean HarIow in Red Dust. [15:22.00]Samantha loved the Samantha mlrrored through the eyes of the Davlds. 莎曼珊立刻愛上了 他們眼中的自己 [15:26.00]What the heII? 試試又有何妨 [16:08.96]-They're so soft. -I know. -真軟 -沒錯 [16:26.60]-I can't do this. -Neither can I. -我做不下去 -我也是 [16:33.12]But I.... 但是我…我們才剛開始 [16:33.100]-We're just getting start-- -No, can't. 不，我做不下去，抱歉 [16:36.48]-I'm sorry. -Sorry. 抱歉，你的確秀色可餐 但我做不到 [16:40.12]It's very pretty, but no. [16:44.04]It's not you, it's us. 問題不在你，是在我們 [16:46.60]I have an idea. Let's aII put on our cIothes and go out for geIati! 不如這樣吧? 我們穿上衣服去吃意大利果凍 [16:50.08]-Cheesecake. -Whatever. -或是起司蛋糕 -都好 [16:53.28]Suddenly, Samantha wasn't feellng so good about herself ln bed. 莎曼珊突然對自己喪失了信心 [17:03.00]我得走了 不然會趕不上那個研習會 [17:05.12]I gotta go or I'm going to be Iate for the tantric workshop thing. [17:10.04]Baby, you don't need a workshop. 寶貝，你根本不用聽那勞什子 [17:13.68]You are amazing. 你是個中高手，我們再來一次 [17:15.16]Come on, one more time. [17:17.32]We did it Iast night and aII this morning. 昨晚和今早做得還不夠嗎? [17:21.72]I couId have sex with you morning, noon and night. 和你整天整夜做愛我也不會膩 [17:24.76]That's when I reallzed lt. Mr. Compulslve wasn't ln bed wlth me... 這時我了解到這個大男人 根本不是和我做愛 [17:27.44]More, c'mon. 他是在和一大袋的洋芋片掙扎 [17:27.56]...he was ln bed wlth a blg bag of Chlps Ahoy. [17:32.52]More. “坦特羅”的意思就是 神圣的性愛 [17:32.64]The intent of tantric... [17:34.20]...we say ''sacred sexuaIity...'' [17:40.00]...is to experience and merge with the Divine. 體驗神人合一的感受 [17:44.84]I think Patrick's addicted to me. 我看派崔克已經(jīng)迷上我了 他想用我來取代酗酒 [17:44.76]It's Iike he's repIaced drinking with me. [17:49.44]Program guys are tough. 在戒酒的家伙都很難搞 我和一個暴食癥患者交往過 [17:50.24]I dated a guy who was in Over-Eaters Anonymous. [17:51.92]Every time we had a fight, he'd binge-eat hot fudge sundaes. 我們只要一吵架 他就會開始狂吃圣代 [17:56.36]In other words, Iadies, to drive your man crazy. 換句話說 你能讓你的另一半瘋狂 [18:00.44]He wants to have sex aII the time. It's getting a IittIe out of hand. 他整天都想和我做愛 我都快控制不了了 [18:06.92]At Ieast he wants to fuck you. -至少他還想碰你 -他們是同性戀 [18:08.92]-They were gay. -So? 那又怎樣?前一秒還興致高昂 下一秒就沒了興致 [18:08.100]One minute they were interested and then, suddenIy they weren't. [18:12.88]What did I do to turn them off? 我到底做錯了什么? [18:17.16]Not having a dick wouId be the thing that you did to turn them off. 錯就錯在你沒有老二 [18:20.24]You guys, I'm serious. This is rude. 姐妹們，這太沒禮貌了 [18:22.84]Use it to bring any man to his knees. 你可以用愛讓任何一個男人 對你俯首稱臣 [18:28.32]With Iove, of course. [18:29.92]Where was this bitch Iast night when I needed her? 我昨晚需要她的時候 這個女人在哪里? [18:32.68]Be quiet and you might Iearn something. This Iady is supposed to be a genius. 安靜聽你們就會學到東西 她是這方面的天才 [18:36.64]If she's so good, why is she having this workshop in her apartment? 她如果真的這么行 [18:39.32]-干嘛在公寓里開這個研習會 -不要問我 [18:42.64]I don't know. “坦氏性愛”不重理論 而重于行動 [18:44.00]Tantric sex is not about taIk, it's about action. [18:49.00]DeIayed action. 我們也要為大家示范 [18:50.68]So, without further deIay... 現(xiàn)在就立刻開始 [18:56.24]...Iet me introduce my husband. 容我介紹我的先生 [18:59.32]Dr. Ronny Shapiro. 羅尼莎菲洛博士 [19:04.88]I wiII demonstrate the very effective... 由我來示范… [19:06.96]最有效的生殖器按摩術(shù) [19:10.32]...Lingham Massage. [19:15.12]I think I know why we're in an apartment. 我終于明白為什么在這開課了 [19:18.60]The receiver Iies on his back... 接受按摩者必須赤裸的 躺在按摩者前方 [19:21.56]...before the giver, naked. [19:25.76]GenitaIs cIearIy exposed for the massage. 讓生殖器完全曝露出來 [19:29.60]You're not writing. 你根本沒在做筆記 [19:30.12]Take your time doing this. 按摩需要耐心 [19:36.28]An hour and a half later, crlppled by our lnablllty to look away from a car crash... 如果是車禍一個半小時后 或許還看不到車禍的真相 [19:41.64]...we watched as the Dr. Shaplro lllustrated tantrlc sex. 但這對夫婦卻呈現(xiàn)了 坦氏性愛的效果 [19:43.44]Massage the head of the Lingham... 把你的手當成果汁機一樣 按摩龜頭部分 [19:47.80]...as if you are using an orange juicer. [19:52.80]There go my good feeIings about breakfast. 我早上吃的東西快吐出來了 [19:55.88]Stop it! You're embarrassing me. 別吵了，別丟我的臉好嗎? [19:58.96]We're the embarrassing part? 現(xiàn)在丟臉的是我們嗎? [20:01.52]PIace your right hand... 接著抬起右手 [20:04.92]...on the receiver's Root chakra. 握住對方的命根子 [20:06.52]Root! 命根子 [20:09.52]The Root chakra is Iocated between the anus and the genitaIs. 它就位在肛門和外生殖器之間 [20:15.56]I think that I just got my 50 bucks worth. 看來這五十元美金很值得 [20:19.36]GentIy rock your hand to awaken this chakra. 輕輕的喚醒這個部分 [20:25.00]CIinicaIIy referred to as perineum. 這個部位在醫(yī)學上叫做會陰 [20:26.76]Perineum: Latin for ''not without an engagement ring.'' 在拉丁語的意思就是 “結(jié)婚一定要有婚戒” [20:32.96]WiII the women who are Iaughing compose themseIves? 請那位在笑的小姐安靜，謝謝 [20:36.32]Thank you. 高潮雖然不是這種按摩的目的 [20:35.80]Orgasm is not the goaI of Lingham Massage... [20:41.52]...but can be a pIeasant and very weIcome side effect. 卻是種非常愉悅的副作用 [20:46.76]Watch what I'm doing here. 請各位注意 [20:52.76]If you can master this... 只要掌握住訣竅 保證男人會永遠效忠于你 [20:55.24]...your man wiII aIways be faithfuI. [20:57.60]Because once they go tantric... 因為他們只要做過這種按摩 就永遠忘不了 [21:01.96]...they don't go back. [21:05.16]You go, girI. 加油 [21:08.76]See that? Can you aII see this? 看到?jīng)]?看清楚了沒有? [21:13.68]My God! 我的天，他快要… [21:18.48]He's gonna.... [21:23.52]And just llke that, Mlranda got hlt by Old Falthful. 米蘭達還被他的精液噴到了 [21:30.24]What's funny? 有這么好笑嗎? [21:36.08]After we talked Mlranda ln from the ledge, I met Patrlck for a movle. 那天稍晚我和派崔克去看電影 [21:41.56]I was teIIing my sponsor today how I feIt about you... 我今天和監(jiān)護人談起 我對你的感覺 [21:46.72]...and suddenIy I reaIized maybe I shouId just teII you. 我覺得我應該告訴你 [21:50.80]凱莉 [21:52.36]I Iove you. -我愛你 -老實說 [21:55.64]There lt was, the llttle phrase every glrl ls dylng to hear... 這是每個女人在交往之后 [21:57.92]...a week and a half lnto a relatlonshlp. 都想聽到的一句話 [22:01.72]Thanks and that's so.... 謝謝你，我真的覺得… [22:06.48]What? Too soon? Is that what you're thinking? 你覺得進展得太快了嗎? [22:11.48]We have been going out for, Iike, a minute. 我們只交往了幾天而已 [22:13.96]Fuck that shit. I don't want to pIay games. 可是我不想玩游戲 我只想忠于自己的感覺 [22:17.44]I'm just trying to own my feeIings. [22:18.80]I Iove you. I said it. 我愛你 [22:23.48]Mr. Casey, you do not Iove me... 凱西先生，你并不是愛我 而是愛上清醒的感覺罷了 [22:25.76]...you Iove you, not drinking, with me. [22:28.36]No, I Iove you. 不，我愛你 [22:31.56]你聽我說… [22:34.40]我真的受寵若驚 [22:37.48]I'm so fIattered... [22:40.28]...but I think maybe we shouId sIow down a IittIe here. 我們或許該放慢一點 [22:41.48]What does that mean? -什么意思? -事情發(fā)展得太快了 [22:44.84]It means that things are going very fast and.... [22:49.32]You have these new feeIings because you're not drinking-- 你初次體驗到不喝酒的感覺 [22:50.00]No, don't give me that program buIIshit. 不，別對我說這些聚會的說辭 [22:55.32]This has nothing to do with drinking. 這件事和喝酒無關(guān) [22:57.80]I Iove you. 我愛你 [23:01.68]Maybe we shouId spend a IittIe time apart. 或許我們該分開幾天 [23:06.52]I'II caII you tomorrow. -我明天打電話給你 -我不能上樓去嗎? [23:08.40]-I'm not coming up? -Just a coupIe of nights. -忍耐幾晚就好了 -你要和我分手嗎? [23:12.00]Are you breaking up with me? 'Cause if-- [23:13.28]I'm not breaking up with you. I'm just going inside. 派崔克，我不是要和你分手 我只是要進屋去 [23:19.56]CaII me tomorrow. 你明天打電話給我 我們下星期再碰面好嗎? [23:21.32]We'II do something next week, okay? [23:23.60]What am I going to do now? -那我現(xiàn)在怎么辦? -你應該去聚會了 [23:26.88]You shouId go to a meeting. [23:29.80]And then go home, and caII me tomorrow. 然后回家，明天打電話給我 [23:33.68]Goodnight. 晚安，下星期見 [23:36.24]I'II see you next week. [23:40.92]Go. 走吧 [23:50.08]Get yourseIf some cookies. 買點餅干來吃 [23:57.52]Meanwhlle, across town at Charlotte's.... 這時候夏綠蒂正在家里… [23:58.52]My God, what are you doing? 夏綠蒂，你在做什么? [24:03.32]My God. [24:05.00]You are good. Sweet Christ! 夏綠蒂，你真棒 我的天，你真棒 [24:08.28]You are good! [24:09.32]Charlotte consldered lt the best 50 bucks she'd ever spent. 夏綠蒂認為那是她花過 最值得的五十元美金 [24:19.40]It cost Mlranda a llttle more, but across town ln her bed, thlngs were good as well. 米蘭達花的錢雖然比較多 但結(jié)果也不錯 [24:35.16]CarrleI 凱莉 [24:48.72]What are you doing? 派崔克，你在做什么? [24:50.60]Fuck you, you bitch! -你這個臭婆娘 -該死 [24:54.40]Shit! 我愛你，你卻不愛我 [24:56.48]I Ioved you and you didn't Iove me. [25:01.84]You fucking made me date you... 你讓我在完成戒酒前一個月 就和你約會 [25:02.16]...before the month and now I'm drunk. [25:04.44]現(xiàn)在我又開始酗酒了 我不在乎 [25:06.28]And I don't care! [25:09.00]凱莉，我愛你 [25:13.48]I Iove you! [25:14.36]I Iove you! 我愛你，和我做愛 [25:15.16]Make Iove to me! [25:18.44]What are you doing? Don't take your cIothes off. 你在做什么?別把衣服脫掉 [25:23.28]My flrst lmpulse was to go down and rescue hlm... 我第一個念頭是沖下去救他 [25:25.60]...but as I learned on our second date, that would be codependent. 但我在和他第二次出去時知道 這會變成一種慣性 [25:31.44]Stlll, I felt I had to do somethlng. 但我還是想做點什么 [25:33.72]Here, put this on, you'II get a coId. 把這穿上，你會著涼的 [25:36.20]I hope I fucking die! 我真希望我死掉 [25:41.88]Quiet, asshoIe, I'II caII the cops! -你再不安靜我就報警 -你給我閉嘴 [25:41.00]Shut the fuck up, dickweed! [25:44.96]Carrie! 凱莉，你是我上過最棒的女人 [25:47.76]You were the best fuck I ever had! [25:50.32]Three weeks later, I got a letter from Patrlck... 三星期后派崔克寫了封信給我 說他又回去戒酒了 [25:55.12]...saylng he was back ln the program and wanted to make amends. [25:56.20]I never saw hlm agaln but I always wondered two thlngs.: 之后我沒有再見過他 但我一直在想兩件事情 [26:01.80]Was he able to stay sober? 一是他戒酒有沒有成功? 還有我在床上真的這么棒嗎? [26:03.40]Am I really that good ln bed?

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