人人說英語(高級口語)1 Uni6-10

[00:00.00]Unit 6 Holidays [00:13.51]With Christmas Cards(E) [00:16.95]Sally was taking a shower when her two-year-old daughter [00:22.99]Susie,came into the bathroom and wrapped herself in toilet paper [00:29.44]Although Susie made a mess,she looked cute, [00:35.00]so Sally ran for her camera and took a few pictures. [00:40.78]The pictures came out so well that she had copies made [00:47.62]and included one with each of their Christmas cards [00:53.08]Days later,a relative talked about the picture [00:58.64]laughing loudly and suggesting Sally take a closer look [01:06.19]Sally stared at the photo [01:10.27]and was shocked to find that in addition to her daughter [01:15.60]she had captured her own reflection in the mirror-wearing nothing but panties! [01:23.25]Unit 7 Home and Family [01:37.62]My Dog (E) [01:40.36]When I come home,my dog always runs to the front door to greet me [01:46.42]On warm days,he lies on the cool grass [01:53.08]On hot days,he drinks lots of water and lies under a tree [01:59.85]He always takes naps and stretches before rising [02:04.81]He delights in the simple joys of a long walk [02:09.78]When he is happy ,he dances around and wags his entire body [02:15.94]When I'm having a bad day,he is silent,sits close by and nuzzles my leg gently [02:23.41]Deathbed(D) [02:26.47]Mr.Brown lying on his deathbed,barely able to breathe [02:33.13]At this moment,the smell of freshly baked cookies comes to him [02:40.57]He has always liked home-made cookies and thinks to himself, [02:47.42]'If I could just have one more cookie,I could die in peace!" [02:54.37]He calls to his wife but his voice is so weak that she cannot hear him. [03:02.31]Not getting an answer,he slides out of the bed and onto the floor [03:10.48]Down the hall and down the stairs he goes ever so slowly. [03:17.85]At the bottom of the stairs he pulls himself along painfully [03:24.80]crwling hand over hand closer to that heavenly smell [03:31.77]He drags himself across the living room into the dining room [03:38.44]Making one great final effort, [03:42.98]he throws himself toward the dining table landing on his knees [03:50.03]His dry lips part,and the taste of the cookies is already in his mouth [03:57.61]seemingly bringing him back to life [04:03.07]He reaches across the table and grabs the plate of the cookies [04:09.60]As he drags the plate towards himself,it makes a scraping sound [04:16.37]and suddenly he hears his wife yell from the kitchen [04:22.01]"Don't touch the cookies.They're for the funeral!" [04:27.05]Unit 8 Jobs and Occupations [04:42.59]You're Fired(E) [04:45.75]As a woman comes into the store,Jim turns to the other salesman and says, [04:53.59]"I waited on the last fat ugly old lady.This one's your turn." [05:00.64]His boss is standing behind him,very angry. [05:06.10]Jim is shocked to find that the fat lady is the manager's wife [05:13.08]and he's kissing her hello right now [05:17.83]while his boss is at lunch [05:22.09]Jim sneaks into his office and looks at some information on the boss's computer [05:29.64]He spills coffee on the keyboard.It shorts out [05:35.70]He returns from a week's vacation [05:40.06]to find that he had scheduled this week as vacation, [05:45.84]not last week. And that's why Jim gets fired. [05:51.48]All Right,Get In(M) [05:54.95]A strong young man at the construction site was bragging [06:00.52]that he could do better than anyone in a feat of strength [06:04.96]He made fun of one of the older workmen [06:08.74]After several minutes,the older worker had had enough [06:14.00]"Why don't you put your money where your mouth is,"he said. [06:19.27]"I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a cart [06:24.91]over to that building that you won't be able to wheel back." [06:29.77]"You're on,old man,"the young man replied."Let's see what you've got." [06:35.65]The old man reached out and grabbed the cart by the handles [06:40.51]Then,nodding to the young man,he said,"All right,get in." [06:46.47]A Bab Day(M) [06:49.91]Henry worked in a small shop on the other side of town [06:56.76]This morning he got up late [07:01.43]He went without breakfast and hurried out to the car [07:08.09]but he locked the door with both the house [07:14.34]and car keys inside the house and car keys inside the bouse. [07:19.38]He had to break a window to get into the house for his keys [07:28.05]When Henry finally got to the store, [07:33.02]there were a lot of people waiting for him to open up [07:40.07]He opened the store and started waiting on these people [07:46.00]Then Henry had to bread a roll [07:50.15]of quarters against the cash register drawer to make change [07:57.81]and they spilled all over the floor [08:02.56]He got down on his hands and knees to pick up the coins [08:10.11]When he came up,he bumped his head on the open cash drawer [08:18.36]It made him stagger back against a showcase [08:24.61]with a bunch of perfume bottles in it [08:29.07]and half of them hit the floor and broke [08:34.53]E-mail(M) [08:37.88]Ben goes to apply for a job as a floor cleaner with a computer company [08:44.04]The manager says,"You will be employed at $5 an hour [08:49.82]Let me have your e-mail address [08:53.58]so I can send you a form to complete [08:57.23]and tell you where to report for work on your first day." [09:01.68]Taken aback,Ben says he doesn't have an e-mail address [09:07.53]To this,the manager replies, [09:11.68]"Well,then,that means you can hardly expect to be employed [09:16.83]Ben leaves.Not knowing where to turn and having only $10 in his wallet [09:23.88]he decides to buy a 25-pound box of potatoes in a supermarket [09:29.76]Getting up early every day and going to bed late,he makes profits quickly [09:37.02]Just in a few year,he is the owner of a fleet of pick-up trucks [09:42.97]and manages a staff of a hundred formerly unemployed people,all selling potatoes [09:50.34]Ben is doing business with a woman, [09:54.00]and the woman asks him for his e-mail address [09:58.36]in order to send some papers electronically [10:02.33]When Ben says he has no e-mail,the woman asks, [10:07.66]"What,you don't have e-mail,? [10:11.50]How on earth have you managed to do business without e-mail?" [10:16.15]Just imagine where you wold be now, [10:20.70]if you had been connected to the Internet from the very start!" [10:25.24]After a moment of thought,Ben replies," [10:29.08]Why,of course!I would be a floor cleaner at a computer company!" [10:35.32]Unit 9 People [10:49.40]Thanks Anyway(M) [10:52.93]A man was walking on a railroad [10:58.18]when suddenly he got his foot caught in the tracks [11:04.56]He tried to get it out but it was really stuck [11:10.41]He heard a noise and turned around to see a train coming [11:16.57]He panicked and started to pray, [11:21.30]"God.please get my foot out of these tracks and I'll stop drinking!" [11:28.07]Nothing happened,it was still stuckk,and the train was getting closer! [11:36.32]He prayed again,"God,please get my foot out and I'll stop drinking and smoking." [11:45.38]Still nothing happened,and the train was just seconds away! [11:52.54]He tried it one more time,"God,please,if you get my foot out, [12:01.08]I'll quit drinking,smoking,and gambling." [12:06.65]Suddenly his foot shot out of the tracks, [12:11.38]and he was able to dive out of the way just in time [12:16.97]He got up,dusted himself off,looked toward heaven and said, [12:24.10]"Thanks anyway,God.I got it myself." [12:29.53]$100,000(M) [12:33.37]Nick won $100,000 from gambling [12:37.92]After he came back,he immediately went to the backyard of his house [12:43.69]dug a hole and planted the money in it [12:47.63]The following morning he walked outside and found only an empty hole [12:53.09]He noticed footsteps leading from the hole to the house next door [12:58.97]which was owned by a Russian woman [13:02.52]On the same street lived a professor who spoke Russian [13:07.07]and was a friend of the Russian woman [13:10.54]Grabbing his gun,Nick went to awaken the professor [13:15.40]He dragged the professor to the Russian woman's house [13:19.84]"You tell her if she doesn't give me back my $100,000,I'm going to kill her!" [13:26.69]Nick screamed at the professor [13:30.03]The professor told the message to his friend,and she replied in Russian [13:35.80]"I hid it in my backyard,underneath the apple tree." [13:40.85]The professor turned to Nick [13:44.40]"She's not going to tell you.She said she'd rather die first." [13:49.75]Firm Believer in God(M) [13:53.91]Judy is sinking in her boat,and the water is up to her knees. [14:01.77]A man in another boat pulls up to her and tells her to get into the boat [14:09.82]Judy says,"I'm a firm believer in God,and He will save me." [14:18.46]The man shrugs his shoulders and rows away [14:24.21]Now the water is up to Judy's waist, [14:29.56]and another boat pulls up to her and the driver tells her to get in. [14:36.51]Like before,all Judy says is,"I'm a firm believer in God,and He will save me." [14:46.67]So the second man drives away,too. [14:52.63]Now with the water up to her chin,a rescue helicopter drops a rope ladder down [15:02.19]and the man tells her to climb up [15:06.45]All she says is,"I'm a firm believer in God,and He will save me." [15:14.00]So the helicopter flies away [15:18.23]A few hours later,Judy drowns in the water [15:24.26]When she gets up to heaven,she says to an angel, [15:30.90]"Hey,why didn't God save me?!"The angel replies, [15:37.85]"Well,He sent you two boats and a helicopter!" [15:43.73]Unit 10 Shopping [15:57.18]Competition(E) [15:59.95]The owner of a clothing shop was upset [16:04.08]when a new clothing shop opened up next door [16:08.44]and put up a huge sign,which read"Best Deals" [16:13.69]He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right [16:19.46]and annouced its arrival with an even larger sign,reading"Lowest Prices." [16:26.12]The shopkeeper panicked,until he got an idea [16:30.67]He put the biggest sign of all in front of his own shop. [16:35.74]It read "Main Entrance." [16:40.10]In a Supermarket(1)(M) [16:43.65]David is in a supermarket,and he is a naughty boy [16:49.21]He sets all the alarm clocks on the shelf to go off every five minutes [16:55.38]He makes a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the restrooms [17:00.73]He also moves a"Caution,Wet Floor"sign to a carpeted area [17:06.61]He then sets up a tent in the camping department [17:11.26]and tells other shoppers to bring pillows from the bedding department [17:16.33]When a clerk asks if he can help him [17:20.46]David begins to cry and ask"Why can't you people just leave me alone?" [17:27.09]In a Supermarket(2)(M) [17:30.85]David looks right into the security camera in the supermarket [17:36.10]and uses it as a mirror while he is picking his teeth [17:41.38]He walks around the store suspiciously [17:45.53]while loudly humming the theme from a "007"movie [17:50.39]He hides in a clothing rack,and when browse through,he says,"Pick me!Pick me!" [17:58.33]When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker,he screams [18:03.79]"No!No!It's those voices again!" [18:08.55]Finally,he goes into a fitting room and yells loudly, [18:13.51]"Hey!We're out of toilet paper in here!"

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