Postmodem depression is the unpleasant feeling you get when you haven't had access to the Internet (i.e. QQ, Weibo and WeChat) for a "long" time, like several minutes. You don't have appetite, not in the mood to enjoy beautiful scenery or talk to people, the only thing you care about is where you can find a WIFI hotspot.
Postmodem depression(斷網抑郁癥)指無法連接到網絡(也就是不能刷微博、微信和QQ)很“長”時間時的郁悶心情,這里所謂的很“長”時間,其實可能也就幾分鐘而已。就因為這樣,你沒有胃口吃東西,無心欣賞美景,也不愿跟人說話,一心只想找個能幫你上網的WIFI熱點。
比如,一家人出去度假:
Mom: Johnny, come to dinner!
媽媽:強子,吃飯了!
Johnny: Not hungry!
強子:不餓!
Mom (to dad): What the hell is wrong with him?
媽媽對爸爸說:這孩子咋啦?
Dad: He's got postmodem depression; he can't update his WeChat Moments.
爸爸:沒有網,郁悶了,刷不了朋友圈。
Mom: But we have only been here for 15 minutes.
媽媽:可是我們剛到這兒15分鐘而已啊。。。