青年一代的“斷網抑郁癥”

Postmodem depression is the unpleasant feeling you get when you haven't had access to the Internet (i.e. QQ, Weibo and WeChat) for a "long" time, like several minutes. You don't have appetite, not in the mood to enjoy beautiful scenery or talk to people, the only thing you care about is where you can find a WIFI hotspot.

Postmodem depression(斷網抑郁癥)指無法連接到網絡(也就是不能刷微博、微信和QQ)很“長”時間時的郁悶心情，這里所謂的很“長”時間，其實可能也就幾分鐘而已。就因為這樣，你沒有胃口吃東西，無心欣賞美景，也不愿跟人說話，一心只想找個能幫你上網的WIFI熱點。

比如，一家人出去度假：

Mom: Johnny, come to dinner!

媽媽：強子，吃飯了!

Johnny: Not hungry!

強子：不餓!

Mom (to dad): What the hell is wrong with him?

媽媽對爸爸說：這孩子咋啦?

Dad: He's got postmodem depression; he can't update his WeChat Moments.

爸爸：沒有網，郁悶了，刷不了朋友圈。

Mom: But we have only been here for 15 minutes.

媽媽：可是我們剛到這兒15分鐘而已啊。。。