年底會(huì)議太多易患“會(huì)議精神紊亂癥”

“開會(huì)”這個(gè)詞估計(jì)從我們很小的時(shí)候就已經(jīng)很熟悉了吧。班會(huì)、晨會(huì)、例會(huì)、慶功會(huì)，等等，我們的生活中經(jīng)歷著各種各樣的會(huì)議。有些會(huì)議可能并不是那么有趣或者有意義，所以參會(huì)的人難免都會(huì)表現(xiàn)得有點(diǎn)不在狀態(tài)，有人甚至?xí)憩F(xiàn)出明顯的Meeting Affective Disorder，讓周圍的人大跌眼鏡。Meeting Affective Disorder refers to a form of boredom that occurs in relation to mandatory meetings, most commonly those centered around a presentation.

“會(huì)議精神紊亂癥”指不得已去參加一些必須出席的會(huì)議時(shí)出現(xiàn)的無聊乏味的狀態(tài)，出現(xiàn)這種狀態(tài)的會(huì)議多數(shù)都是一人講眾人聽的那種。

Symptoms include difficulty in staying awake, and delirious hallucinations more commonly referred to as daydreams.

“會(huì)議精神紊亂癥”的癥狀包括持續(xù)犯困，很難保持清醒，以及白日夢(mèng)式的精神恍惚狀態(tài)。

I think you have Meeting Affective Disorder, look at the pool of drool on the table from your dozing off.

我覺得你得“會(huì)議精神紊亂癥”了，看看你打盹兒時(shí)在桌上流的那一灘口水。