這10大職場“怪”現(xiàn)象

任何事都能歸為“雜事”。

•There is never enough time to do it right the first time, but there is always enough time to do it over.

永遠(yuǎn)沒有足夠的時(shí)間在第一次就把事情做好，但永遠(yuǎn)有足夠的時(shí)間把事情再做一遍。

•If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.

如果不是緊急到最后限期，什么事情都做不了。

•The more pretentious a corporate name, the smaller the organization.

公司名稱越做作，公司規(guī)模越小。

•The longer the title, the less important the job.

職位名稱越長，工作內(nèi)容越無關(guān)要緊。

•At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying.

職場中，一個(gè)人的權(quán)威性跟他身上所帶的鋼筆數(shù)量成反比。

•No one gets sick on Wednesdays.

沒有人會(huì)在星期三生病。

•Machines that have broken down will work perfectly when the repairman arrives.

壞掉的機(jī)器總會(huì)在修理人員在場的時(shí)候順利地運(yùn)作起來。

•All vacations and holidays create problems, except for one's own.

所有假期都會(huì)產(chǎn)生或多或少的問題，除非假期是一人獨(dú)享。

•Success is just a matter of luck, just ask any failure.

成功只是運(yùn)氣好，問問失敗就知道。