訪談錄 2011-05-25&05-27 “生活大爆炸”西蒙·赫爾伯
-Well, I was in Brazil,
-You've just been... Oh.
-I know, I wrote that from Brazil.
-Did you, really? Hey, F?
-What?
-Yeah!
-No, I learned, you know, I, I'm very slow, I learned the essentials, I learned O-“thank you”
-O-“thank you”, yeah
-And I learned S, “sorry”, and then I learned B which is butt, and that got me through the whole trip sadly. Mainly…
-What were you doing there?
-It was, you know, we had a lot… The show's very popular, so we’d like, we have armed guards and bulletproof cars.
-Really? You were doing it with the cast of the show?
-Uh, just a few of us went there, yeah.
-Really? Did you parade up and down and skip the outfits for Carnival?
-Well, we missed carnival. I did go to the beach, and I'm afraid to wear Speedos(泳褲), I'm a slight man.
-Embracive, man, embracive(喜歡擁抱的人).
-You showed me backstage, I still.. I'm just still not into it.
-No, it's kind of like, you go like that, wow, yeah
-Yeah, but it's not a good “wow”.
-No, it's not good wow, that's gonna like, oh, no
-Yeah, it's an unkempt, just pale disaster.
-Are we still talking about me or...?
-I'm segueing to me
-Right, right, so you don't like to wear the Speedos, so...
-So yes, I just...I found the shortest pair of , you know swim trunks I could to try to, you know, I bought like a boy's medium swim trunks, so I didn't, I didn’t want to commit fully to the, to, you know, the further goes up, but there're a lot of thongs out there,'
-Are guys wearing thongs ?
-I didn't look at the guys, I mean.
-Yeah, but you must go passing to have known, I mean, you can't say oh, I didn't see any guys,
-There were a few, there were a few male B that I...
-Really, I think the idea of guys wearing thongs, it's hilarious,
-I know, you showed me,
-Yeah, yeah,
-No, please, yeah, no, I tried to keep it civil and you know, just showed a little leg to reward the Brazilians with what they wanted.
-Is it, is it, did you get any hair work done there, if you know what I'm saying, Brazilian
-The wax? I though it was custom, so I did, I got the Bieber down there,
-You had it combed forward?
-It falls like that
-Yes,
-Some flat ironing and...
-Yes, I know, it's night.
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