H:So, Dom tells me you're looking for some lady friend you knew back at school.
T:Yeah. Yeah.
H:It's cute. I don't buy it. But it's cute.
T:You are not buying what?
H:Ted, I'm the kind of guy who likes to shoot from the hip.
I want you to level with me.
Come on, let's talk.
Did you knock this skirt up? She is blackmailing you, right?
T:Blackmailing me? No.