G:Sunshine, you got a bad case of puppy love?
S:I originally wanted to be a male model, but it turns out I'm not very good-looking, so that didn't work out.
J:Honey! I can't go to sleep until you say good night.
S:I didn't know that. I'm sorry. Good night. Go to sleep, all right? What did we learn about girls today?
J:Initiating the conversation is half the battle.
S:Bingo! Now sleep, OK?