每個(gè)人在生孩子前都想看的搞笑照片
You can read every book on parenting and join all the Facebook mommy and daddy groups but when the time comes and you start raising kids, they will undoubtedly find a way to surprise you. Every. Single. Day.
你可以閱讀所有關(guān)于育兒的書,加入所有Facebook上的媽媽和爸爸群,但是當(dāng)你開始撫養(yǎng)孩子的時(shí)候,他們無疑會(huì)找到讓你驚訝的方法。每,一,天。
Want to admire your boy playing with his toy? Too bad, he breaks your front tooth in half. Won't let your girl keep a handful of coins in her mouth? Get ready for a furious meltdown. At least you now have a story for the Internet.
想欣賞你的孩子玩玩具嗎?真糟糕,他把你的門牙弄斷了。不讓你女朋友嘴里含一把硬幣嗎?做好崩潰的準(zhǔn)備吧。至少你現(xiàn)在有個(gè)故事可以上互聯(lián)網(wǎng)了。
As a follow-up to our previous list, we at Bored Panda have compiled a set of photos that perfectly sum up parenting in just a single frame. Enjoy!
繼之前的列表之后,我們Bored Panda網(wǎng)站整理了一組照片,用一幀照片完美地總結(jié)了育兒之道。享受吧!
#1 Bathroom Kid
上廁所的孩子
#2 We Found My Wife’s Phone In The Toilet Yesterday. We Weren’t Sure Which Of Our Three Kids Put It There Until My Wife Scrolled Through Her Pictures Today
我們昨天在廁所里發(fā)現(xiàn)了我妻子的手機(jī)。我們不確定是我們?nèi)齻€(gè)孩子中的哪一個(gè)把它放在那里的,直到我妻子翻了翻她今天的照片
#3 In The Future When Someone Asks What It Was Like To Work From Home In 2020. I'll Just Show Them This Picture
在未來,當(dāng)有人問起2020年在家工作是什么感覺時(shí),我會(huì)給他們看這張照片
#4 Took Kids Parasailing And They Played Dead
帶孩子們玩帆傘,他們裝死
#5 Thanks To The Neighbor
多虧了鄰居
#6 My Son Just Made A Huge Mess. This Is His Just Let Me Explain Face
我兒子剛剛搞得一團(tuán)糟。這是他那張“讓我解釋”的臉
#7 7-Year-Old Girls Really Know How To Hit You Where It Hurts
七歲的小女孩真的很會(huì)打你的痛處
#8 It’s Moments Like These That I Wish I Didn’t Go All “Balls Out” On Having Children. Here’s Penny, Showing Her Class “Something That Smells Good”
在這樣的時(shí)刻,我真希望我沒有瘋狂地想要孩子。這是佩妮給她的同學(xué)們展示"好聞的東西"
#9 Now This Is Real Life
這才是真正的生活
#10 It’s Always Nice Getting Pictures From Our Son’s Teacher Showing How He’s Excelling In School
從我們兒子的老師那里得到他在學(xué)校表現(xiàn)優(yōu)異的照片總是很好的
圖片來源:Inga Korolkovaite
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