當(dāng)你懷孕時可能會發(fā)生“不幸的”事情
As if the hyper simulation called life wasn’t hard already, if you’re a woman, Mother Nature throws you a real party to check how high your threshold is, and it lasts 9 months straight: with no breaks, no excuses, no emergency exit.
仿佛這個名為“生活”的超級模擬游戲并不難,如果你是一名女性,大自然會為你舉辦一場真正的派對,來檢驗(yàn)?zāi)愕拈T檻有多高,而且它會持續(xù)9個月:沒有休息,沒有借口,沒有緊急出口。
Yep, we’re talking pregnancy. While most people see only the happy side of this miracle, excitement, and anticipation that comes with expecting a baby, moms who’ve been there have experienced the other side of the coin, too.
是的,我們在談?wù)搼言小km然大多數(shù)人只看到了這個奇跡的快樂的一面,興奮的一面,和對懷孕的期待,但是有過這種經(jīng)歷的媽媽們也經(jīng)歷了硬幣的另一面。
From swelling up to the point that you no longer recognize your reflection to craving some genuinely weird food combinations, welcome to the mad land of pregnancy brain. Let’s take a look at all the crazy and unfortunate stuff that moms have been going through while pregnant, which surely makes them legit superwomen. Because if they survived this, nothing’s impossible for them.
從腫脹到你不再意識到自己的倒影,到渴望一些真正奇怪的食物組合,歡迎來到懷孕大腦的瘋狂之地。讓我們來看看媽媽們在懷孕期間所經(jīng)歷的所有瘋狂和不幸的事情,這些肯定會讓她們成為合法的超級女性。因?yàn)槿绻齻儓?jiān)持下來了,對她們來說沒有什么是不可能的。
#1 Stages Of Pregnancy
懷孕的階段
#2 While Pregnant With My Second Daughter, I Could Rest My Pregnant Belly On My Countertop. People Thought This Photo Was Fake. It’s Real, And My Back Still Isn’t Right
當(dāng)我懷上第二個女兒的時候,我可以把懷孕的肚子擱在我的工作臺上。人們認(rèn)為這張照片是假的。這是真的,但我的背還是不對勁
#3 The Major Swelling, Even Your Nose Can Swell Up
身體多處腫脹,甚至你的鼻子也會腫起來
#4 My Daughter Was Always Over To The Right Side Of My Body (Which You Can See In This Pic). For The Entire Third Trimester, I Felt Like I Was Tipping Over
我的女兒總是在我身體的右側(cè)(你可以從這張照片中看到)。在懷孕的最后三個月里,我感覺自己好像要摔倒了
#5 My Pregnancy Feet Versus My Normal Feet
我懷孕時的腳和正常的腳
#6 My Face Broke Out With Hormonal Cystic Acne That Was So Bad. I Also Had Cravings For All The Worst Food...but I Got An Awesome Table I Got To Carry Around With Me For A Few Months!
我的臉上突然長滿了糟糕的激素囊腫性痤瘡。我還渴望吃所有最難吃的食物……但是我有一張很棒的桌子,我要帶在身邊幾個月!
#7 Eight Months Pregnant = Motorized Cart At The Store. Note My Swollen Ankles!
懷孕8個月=商店里的電動手推車。注意我的腳踝腫了!
#8 I Had To Cut The Ring Off Because My Fingers Were So Swollen
我的手指腫得厲害,只好把戒指拿了下來
#9 Your Hips Actually Get Looser And That's Why We See Pregnant Women Waddling
你的臀部實(shí)際上變松了,這就是為什么我們看到孕婦搖搖擺擺的
#10 This Is My Sister At 8 Months. She Woke Up With Her Feet Very Swollen, So We Propped Her Legs Up To See If It Would Help
這是我8個月大的妹妹。醒來時她的腳腫得很厲害,所以我們把她的腿支起來,看看這是否有幫助
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