有時候鳥類的行為很過分,人們不得不在網(wǎng)上羞辱它們
When I hear the word ‘prankster’, my mind immediately thinks of The Mask and Bart Simpson. They might have hearts of gold, but they’re real jerks. However, it’s not just imaginary characters who like to make people’s lives difficult — there are plenty of jokester animals out there, too. Chief among them are birds. And they’re just waiting for the perfect moment to pounce and ruin your day.
當我聽到“惡作劇者”這個詞時,我的腦海中立刻浮現(xiàn)出面具和巴特·辛普森。他們也許心地善良,但他們是真正的混蛋。然而,不僅僅是虛構(gòu)的角色讓人們的生活變得困難——還有很多愛開玩笑的動物。其中最主要的是鳥類它他們會等待一個完美的時刻,突然襲擊,毀了你的一天。
If you ever thought that all birds are sweet, innocent, and fluffy, well, we can tell you that the only animals in the world like that are pandas. No, no, we’re not biased. Not one bit. You have to believe us. [Hides panda flag].
如果你曾經(jīng)認為所有的鳥都是可愛的,天真的,毛茸茸的,那么,我們可以告訴你,世界上只有熊貓是這樣的動物。不,不,我們沒有偏見,一點兒也沒有。你必須相信我們。(隱藏熊貓標志)。
To show you the hidden dark side that dwells within the hearts of all birbs out there, Bored Pandapresents to you this list, freshly forged in the halls of our Editorial Department. Upvote the jerkiest birds, let us know in the comments which ones you think are the worst offenders, and warn your friends that birds are not as cute as they seem! While you’re on a roll, have a look through Bored Panda’s other fun lists about cats being jerks, animals that don’t care about rules.
為了向你展示隱藏在所有鳥類心中的黑暗面,Bored Panda在我們編輯部的大廳里為你制作了這份清單。給最蠢的鳥投票,讓我們在評論中知道哪些是你認為最討厭的鳥,并警告你的朋友,鳥并不像它們看起來那么可愛!當你興致正旺的時候,看看Bored Panda網(wǎng)站上其他有趣的列表,比如貓等不遵守規(guī)則的動物。
#1 Angry Cockatoo Tears Down Anti-Bird Spikes And Throws Them To The Ground
憤怒的鳳頭鸚鵡扯下防鳥刺,把它們?nèi)拥降厣?/strong>
Isaac Sherring-Tito
#2 This Bird Waits For My Coworker To Show Up Every Morning. Then Spends The Day Looking At Itself In The Mirror And Shitting
這只鳥每天早上都在等我的同事來。然后整天看著鏡子里的自己,然后拉屎
DeLoreanMotorCars
#3 Nice Paint Job. Be A Shame If Someone...
油漆不錯,如果有人……
mike_pants
#4 I Don't Think This Bird Can Read
我認為這只鳥不識字
10gags
#5 This Photo Of A Pelican Trying To Eat My Phone
這張照片中鵜鶘試圖吃掉我的手機
tinytoebeans0709
#6 Classic
經(jīng)典
bumann
#7 [Screw] This Tree In Particular
尤其是這棵樹
littlemaryfivegrains
#8 Just Try To Frigging Cage Me Again
再把我關(guān)起來
JasonMcNugget1
#9 So.. Did The Bunny Grow Wings And Go To Heaven?
所以. .兔子長出翅膀去天上了嗎?
fyeah11
#10 Taken One Second Before Disaster
災(zāi)難發(fā)生前的一秒鐘
neeveeann
#11 Sometimes When Billy Is With His Friends He Can Be A Bit Mischievous
有時候當比利和它的朋友在一起的時候,它會有點淘氣
BurvelBillWithFriend
#12 This Goose Is Fery Angry
這只鵝非常生氣
tabbyexe