時(shí)尚新語：單數(shù)名詞一統(tǒng)天下

編輯點(diǎn)評：時(shí)尚界的一切似乎都是常人所無法理解的，那些稀奇古怪的名詞，詭異的顏色搭配，看不懂的前衛(wèi)設(shè)計(jì)，永遠(yuǎn)讓我們這些局外人心生敬畏。不過，偶爾學(xué)學(xué)他們的術(shù)語，還能冒充一下懂行。

Why do fashion gurus singularise plurals: a pant, a trouser, a jean, and – worst of all – a tight? Who uses one pant?

為什么時(shí)尚大師們喜歡把復(fù)數(shù)名詞都說成單數(shù)？褲子，牛仔褲，緊身褲襪這些，不都是兩條褲管嗎？誰會(huì)穿只有一條褲管的褲子？

Fashion people do. They also like "to work" a shoe, a sleeve, even a spectacle (but not "a sunglass". That would be just silly). This is known as the Fashion Singular. How did this fashion singular come into existence?

時(shí)尚界人士會(huì)“穿一條褲管的褲子”。他們甚至?xí)f要“設(shè)計(jì)”一只鞋，一條袖子，甚至一個(gè)（不是一副）眼鏡（但是他們不會(huì)說“一個(gè)太陽鏡”，這聽起來就太蠢了）。這就是時(shí)尚界的單數(shù)理論。為什么有這種說法呢？

American fashion stylists all talk like Californian teenagers. They started using the fashion singular on notes given out at fashion shows. Fashion journalists noticed this and perceived it as a form of Botox for the voice as it freezes one into a permanently teenage state.

美國時(shí)尚設(shè)計(jì)師們的談吐就像加州的小青年。最開始是在時(shí)裝秀中，他們傳遞小紙條時(shí)使用這種單數(shù)名詞。后來記者們注意到了，認(rèn)為這就像注射肉毒桿菌從而消除皺紋一樣，這種拙劣的語法讓人始終有身為少年人的感覺。

To demonstrate your true mastery of this lingo, deploy it only in positive circumstances, eg, "Ooh, I do love a kitten heel." But when you're being negative, it's: "I'm so not feeling wedges any more." You see? The difference issubtle but crucial, like fashion itself.

如果你真正掌握了這種行話，就應(yīng)該知道，這只能用于肯定句，如：“哇，我好喜歡這個(gè)矮跟設(shè)計(jì)（這里是單數(shù)）。”在否定句中，就應(yīng)該說成：“我再也不想穿坡跟鞋了（這里是復(fù)數(shù)）。”明白了？區(qū)別相當(dāng)微妙，就像時(shí)尚本身一樣。