媽媽,我今天很想去打羽毛球。我把自己切成兩段就可以打羽毛球了。
Mom: OK, Then I'll cut myself into four pieces to play Mahjong.
好吧,那么我把自己切成四段,打麻將去好了。
Dad: Help!
救命啊!
Mom: Oh, God! Why did you cut yourself into mince?
天啊,你干嘛把自己切成肉末?
Dad: I want to play football very much.
我非常想踢足球。