老爸老媽的浪漫史第四季12

[00:01.20]Kids, in the winter of 2009, Aunt Robin and I had just become roommates.
[00:01.20]孩子們 2009年的冬天 我和你們Robin阿姨成為了室友
[00:04.98]And to be honest, it wasn't going very smoothly.
[00:04.98]坦白說 我們處得不是很好
[00:07.47]Ooh, that looks good. I'm gonna get some.
[00:07.47]好好吃的樣子 我也來點(diǎn)
[00:09.43]There's no more milk.
[00:09.43]沒有牛奶了
[00:10.66]No, I just saw some in tin the fridge.
[00:10.66]不對(duì)啊 我剛在冰箱見到一罐
[00:11.97]- Empty. - So throw it out.
[00:11.97]- 那是空的 - 那就扔了它啊
[00:13.87]The trash can's full.
[00:13.87]垃圾桶滿了
[00:15.43]So take the trash out.
[00:15.43]那就把垃圾拿出去啊
[00:17.17]I'm eating cereal.
[00:17.17]我在吃麥片呢
[00:19.60]You know, when I asked you to be my roommate,
[00:19.60]知道不 當(dāng)我讓你跟我一起住時(shí)
[00:22.16]I figured, She's a girl, she'll be neat.
[00:22.16]我在想 她是個(gè)女孩 應(yīng)該會(huì)很整潔吧
[00:25.30]But no, you're Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds.
[00:25.30]可是恰恰相反 你簡(jiǎn)直像<菜鳥大反攻>里的食尸鬼
[00:29.37]You know what, Ted?
[00:29.37]聽著 Ted
[00:30.51]Instead of coming up with hot off the press topical references like that,
[00:30.51]先拋下剛剛發(fā)生的這件 不具代表性的事不談
[00:34.13]maybe you should spend a little time, I don't know, uh, washing a dish ever.
[00:34.13]或許你可以花一丁點(diǎn)時(shí)間去... 怎么說呢 洗一下盤子 就一次也好
[00:39.01]Oh, darn, I can't.
[00:39.01]不好意思 我不能
[00:41.34]I'm too busy leaving a plate of cookies for the magical elf who changes the toilet paper roll.
[00:41.34]我忙到忘了 給換廁紙的魔法小精靈留一盤餅干了
[00:46.32]Oh, wait, there's no elf. It's always me!
[00:46.32]等等 那不是小精靈 從來都是我換的!
[00:49.37]I always change it. You never do!
[00:49.37]從來都是我換的 你沒換過!
[00:51.30]- That is ridiculous!I changed it, like, the last five times. - No, I went in there yesterday...
[00:51.30]- 沒可能! 最后這五次都是我換的 - 才不是呢 我昨天進(jìn)去過...
[00:54.35]Stop! Stop! God, what is going on?
[00:54.35]停! 停下來! 老天 發(fā)生什么事了?
[00:57.60]When we were dating each other,
[00:57.60]我們還在拍拖的時(shí)候
[00:58.84]we were practically living together and we didn't drive each other this crazy.
[00:58.84]基本上住在一起了 都沒發(fā)生過這種事
[01:02.43]I know. What happened?
[01:02.43]我知道啊 怎么回事了?
[01:05.18]You know what it is? We were having sex.
[01:05.18]知道為什么不? 我們那時(shí)有做愛
[01:08.54]Men and women need sex to live together.
[01:08.54]男人和女人住在一起就必須要做愛
[01:10.96]It solves all disputes.
[01:10.96]做愛能解決所有爭(zhēng)論
[01:13.07]Oh, like Barney's theory about world peace?
[01:13.07]就像Barney說的那個(gè)世界和平理論?
[01:16.07]So I explained to her.I said, Madeline,
[01:16.07]所以我就跟她解釋咯 我說 Madeline
[01:18.68]every single international conflict essentially boils down to sexual tension.
[01:18.68]每一個(gè)國際沖突 從根本來說都是性關(guān)系緊張引起的
[01:24.63]Every international conflict?
[01:24.63]每個(gè)國際沖突?
[01:25.97]Every single one, dude.
[01:25.97]每一個(gè) 兄弟
[01:27.48]So the crisis in the Middle East could be solved by...
[01:27.48]所以說可以解決中東危機(jī)的是...
[01:30.58]Gaza Strippers. Next.
[01:30.58]加沙地帶的脫衣舞娘 下一個(gè)
[01:33.11]Apartheid?
[01:33.11]南非種族隔離呢?
[01:34.31]Apart thighs. What else you got?
[01:34.31]岔開的大腿啊(種族隔離諧音) 還能是什么?
[01:37.28]Cold War?
[01:37.28]冷戰(zhàn)呢?
[01:39.20]Mrs. Gorbachev, take down those pants.
[01:39.20]戈?duì)柊蛦谭蚍蛉?脫~下~褲子
[01:45.36]Well, guess we should just start having sex, then.
[01:45.36]看來我們只能談?wù)勄?說說性了
[01:49.01]Yeah, right.
[01:49.01]沒錯(cuò)
[01:53.22]I know.
[01:53.22]我明白
[01:54.63]It's like riding a bike, huh, buddy?
[01:54.63]就像騎自行車一樣 是吧? 伙計(jì)
[01:56.87]Riding a bike upside down, maybe.
[01:56.87]或者說騎著部顛簸的自行車
[01:59.54]Okay, listen. If this is gonna happen on occasion, we can't tell anyone about this. Deal?
[01:59.54]聽著 這只是偶然事件 我們誰也不能告訴
[02:04.91]- Deal. - Deal.
[02:04.91]- 一言為定 - 一言為定
[02:20.68]How I Met Your Mother Season04 Episode12
[02:20.68]老爸老媽浪漫史 第四季 第12集
[02:23.73]- Marshall, Marshall... - What the hell are you guys doing?
[02:23.73]- Marshall Marshall... - 你們兩個(gè)到底在干什么?
[02:25.93]What, are you guys, like, back together?
[02:25.93]你們兩個(gè)要 復(fù)合了?
[02:28.04]No. We're just having sexe don't fight anymore.
[02:28.04]不 我們只是隨便搞搞 為了不再吵架而已
[02:30.79]Oh, that's a great idea. No, really. Two thumbs up, guys.
[02:30.79]太好了 不 真的要對(duì)你們豎起大拇指了
[02:35.15]Hey, I just looked into the future and that works out really great for eve for everyone.
[02:35.15]嘿 我剛剛看見未來了 你們這樣真的對(duì)大家都好
[02:40.01]What are you even doing here?
[02:40.01]那你又在這里干什么?
[02:41.83]I was on my way to work and I just had to drop by here to...
[02:41.83]我正準(zhǔn)備上班 然后要經(jīng)過這里來...
[02:46.45]read this magazine.
[02:46.45]看雜志
[02:48.94]In... that room over there.
[02:48.94]在...那頭的房間看
[02:51.75]Oh, I get it.
[02:51.75]我懂了
[02:53.83]No problem, buddy.
[02:53.83]沒問題 哥們兒
[02:54.85]Uh, yes, a problem, buddy.
[02:54.85]呃 有問題 哥們兒
[02:56.75]You came all the way over here to read a magazine?
[02:56.75]你走這么大一段路來這里看雜志?
[02:59.98]I'm willing to bet that there is a place to read a magazine at work.
[02:59.98]我敢說你上班那兒肯定能有地方看雜志
[03:04.41]You know, a room with a little man on the door?
[03:04.41]你知道 門上貼著個(gè)小男人的房間? （廁所）
[03:07.23]Okay, Robin. Come on.
[03:07.23]行了 Robin 你就別這樣了
[03:09.50]Nobody likes to read a magazine at work.
[03:09.50]沒人喜歡上班時(shí)看雜志的
[03:11.98]I mean, you walk out of your office holding a magazine
[03:11.98]我是說 如果你拿著本雜志走出辦公室
[03:15.48]and that magazine is saying one thing and one thing only.
[03:15.48]那本雜志就只說明一件事
[03:19.32]Hey everyone, look at what Marshall's about to do!
[03:19.32]嘿 大家看吶 看看Marshall要干啥!
[03:22.81]Marshall's about to read a big ol' magazine in the bathroom that you all share with him.
[03:22.81]Marshall 正準(zhǔn)備在 大家都用的廁所里看舊雜志呢
[03:30.66]Well, have you thought about maybe not reading a magazine when you read a magazine?
[03:30.66]那你有沒想過只是草草的看一眼了事?
[03:35.29]You gotta read a magazine.
[03:35.29]看雜志怎么可以略過內(nèi)容
[03:37.05]I mean, that's why there's magazines.
[03:37.05]雜志就是讓人好好讀的嘛
[03:39.27]Otherwise,t's just time you're not getting back.
[03:39.27]不然的話 過去的時(shí)間不會(huì)再回來啊
[03:41.01]Exactly.
[03:41.01]沒錯(cuò)
[03:42.64]And the worst part is this: That stretch of hallway from my door to that restroom
[03:42.64]更糟糕的是 從我辦公室到廁所的那段路
[03:47.38]is a gauntlet of judging eyes.
[03:47.38]充滿了鄙視的目光
[03:51.98]You got my boss.
[03:51.98]我老板的鄙視
[03:53.49]We all know exactly what you're about to do.
[03:53.49]你要去做什么我們?nèi)懒?br /> [03:58.00]Her boss.
[03:58.00]她老板
[03:59.67]Hey, Eriksen, why don't you just move your desk in there?
[03:59.67]嘿 Eriksen 你怎么不直接把辦公桌搬進(jìn)去呢?
[04:03.63]I-Can't-Believe-He-Has-A-Wife Donald.
[04:03.63]還有Donald那種 "不敢相信他這樣還能找到老婆"的眼神
[04:05.79]Oh, sweetie, so obvious.
[04:05.79]小甜心 你太明顯了啦~
[04:09.84]Anyways, I just would rather do that here.
[04:09.84]不管怎么說 我還是喜歡在這里看
[04:13.39]No, I'm sorry. This is our apartment now.
[04:13.39]不 很不好意思 這是我們的房子
[04:16.00]Marshall, you have to read a magazine someplace else.
[04:16.00]Marshall 你要看雜志就去其他地方
[04:19.90]- Give me your key. - Yeah, I'm not gonna do that.
[04:19.90]- 把鑰匙給我 - 好...難了 沒門兒
[04:22.53]Marshall.
[04:22.53]Marshall
[04:23.22]I seem to recall a deal being struck between three parties
[04:23.22]我剛剛好記起件事 是某三人間的秘密
[04:27.10]wherein none would discuss a certain event that transpired.
[04:27.10]沒人希望泄露出去的秘密
[04:31.74]An event of the... persuasion.
[04:31.74]是關(guān)于...的秘密
[04:35.14]That key, madam, buys my silence.
[04:35.14]那把鑰匙 女士 算是封口費(fèi)了
[04:39.26]Good day to you both.
[04:39.26]祝你們倆繼續(xù)愉快
[04:42.49]You two hooked up?
[04:42.49]你們倆搞上了?
[04:45.01]*****
[04:45.01]多謝你了 Lily
[04:47.84]So, wow. You two... slept together.
[04:47.84]這么說 你們倆...睡在一起了
[04:51.89]That is awf... some. Awfsome.
[04:51.89]真是衰...帥啊 太帥了
[04:56.88]Nice work, Ted. Tap that.
[04:56.88]干得好 Ted 上了她
[04:59.21]It sounds like a bigger deal than it is.
[04:59.21]你們太小題大做了
[05:01.60]Yeah, we talked it over and we both realized we've had a rough couple of months.
[05:01.60]我們好好商量了一下 發(fā)現(xiàn)大家這幾個(gè)月來都過的不太好
[05:05.47]We deserve a little fun.
[05:05.47]大家應(yīng)該樂一樂
[05:06.71]No. This could wind up ruining your friendship.
[05:06.71]不對(duì) 這樣會(huì)毀掉你們的友情的
[05:10.32]When two exes try to "just be casual," someone always winds up getting hurt.
[05:10.32]當(dāng)前任之間想"隨便樂一樂" 最后肯定會(huì)有人受傷的
[05:15.39]Turned out, Lily was right.
[05:15.39]后來發(fā)現(xiàn) Lily說對(duì)了
[05:17.13]But more on that later.
[05:17.13]不過好戲在后頭
[05:18.54]Look, guys, we've got this covered, okay?
[05:18.54]伙計(jì)們 這些我們都談過了
[05:20.76]No one's gonna get hurt.
[05:20.76]沒人會(huì)受傷的
[05:22.07]We set up ground rules.
[05:22.07]我們還定下了規(guī)矩
[05:24.13]Okay, rule number one: This is strictly a physical relationship.
[05:24.13]好吧 第一 這絕對(duì)只是肉體關(guān)系
[05:27.24]There are no feelings involved, okay?
[05:27.24]不帶任何感情的 行不?
[05:28.74]Oh, please, that's like telling the Fonz to be cool.
[05:28.74]廢話 那不等于叫Fonz酷一點(diǎn)嗎? (Fonz<歡樂時(shí)光>的男主角 被認(rèn)為該劇中最酷的角色)
[05:31.75]And since it's just physical, we don't have to worry about romance, right?
[05:31.75]還有因?yàn)檫@只是肉體關(guān)系 我們不用浪漫啥的 對(duì)不?
[05:34.77]Hell, no. Ooh, we can do it while we watch TV!
[05:34.77]那當(dāng)然 我們可以邊做邊看電視啊!
[05:37.25]Totally! And we can multi-task.
[05:37.25]太對(duì)了! 我們可以一心二用
[05:39.08]You know, use the sex to spice up otherwise dull activities.
[05:39.08]就像用做愛來調(diào)劑其他無聊的活動(dòng)
[05:42.25]- Like folding laundry. - Paying bills.
[05:42.25]- 例如疊衣服 - 算賬單時(shí)
[05:44.55]Cooking dinner.
[05:44.55]做飯時(shí)
[05:46.47]- That doesn't seem hygienic. - Yeah, not that one.
[05:46.47]- 好像不太衛(wèi)生的樣子 - 是啊 不要那個(gè)
[05:48.95]And now that we're hooking up, we're not fighting anymore.
[05:48.95]現(xiàn)在我們一搞上 就不再吵架了
[05:51.96]Problem solved.
[05:51.96]問題解決了
[05:53.10]Actually, the credit belongs to Barney.
[05:53.10]事實(shí)上 這還是Barney的功勞
[05:54.76]This whole idea came out of your thing about world peace.
[05:54.76]這事兒是拜你的世界和平理論所賜啊
[05:57.22]Yeah. Thanks, Barney. You were right. Peace was achieved. Repeatedly.
[05:57.22]沒錯(cuò) 謝謝你啊 Barney 你說對(duì)了 和平理論是有效的 再次驗(yàn)證了
[06:04.23]So I'm-I'm responsible for...
[06:04.23]這么說是我 我讓你們...
[06:07.20]Excellent. Excellent. Excellent.
[06:07.20]好極了 好極了 好極了
[06:12.98]next round's on me!
[06:12.98]下一輪算我的!
[06:19.20]- Hey, are you okay? - Yeah. Why do you ask?
[06:19.20]- 嘿 你沒事吧 - 沒事 怎么這么問?
[06:22.20]Well, for one thing, you're openly weeping.
[06:22.20]因?yàn)槟懔鳒I了
[06:25.29]With joy.
[06:25.29]開心的眼淚
[06:27.95]So happy for those two.
[06:27.95]我太為他們兩個(gè)高興了
[06:30.37]Barney, admit it.
[06:30.37]Barney 承認(rèn)吧
[06:32.07]You still have feelings for Robin and this is killing you.
[06:32.07]你對(duì)Robin依然有感覺 這事讓你傷心透了
[06:35.61]I am totally fine.
[06:35.61]我完全沒事
[06:38.46]Now, excuse me for just a minute.
[06:38.46]好了 我失陪一下
[06:53.39]I'm totally fine.
[06:53.39]我完全沒事
[06:54.71]Barney, you have to learn how to express these feelings.
[06:54.71]Barney 你要學(xué)會(huì)釋放你的感情
[06:58.08]Maybe you should talk to a psychiatrist.
[06:58.08]去跟心理醫(yī)生談?wù)劙?br /> [07:00.24]Please.
[07:00.24]拜托
[07:01.83]If I'm gonna pay some woman $200 an hour to make me feel better,
[07:01.83]如果我要給個(gè)女人 每小時(shí)200美元讓我感覺好點(diǎn)
[07:05.19]we aren't going to be talking.
[07:05.19]那不可能只談話
[07:08.06]And we're both going to be on that couch.
[07:08.06]我們都會(huì)在那個(gè)沙發(fā)上
[07:12.24]The woman in this scenario is a prostitute.
[07:12.24]在這個(gè)故事里那女人是個(gè)妓女
[07:16.80]A dirty, skanky, surgically enhanced, Eastern European...
[07:16.80]一個(gè)淫亂的 衣冠不整的 隆過胸的東歐...
[07:20.32]I got it.
[07:20.32]我明白
[07:21.88]And there's something kind of liberating about not taking it all too seriously.
[07:21.88]這種不用當(dāng)真的關(guān)系 還給了我們釋放自我的機(jī)會(huì)
[07:24.48]Yeah. Last night, we actually did it while I was returning a bunch of phone calls.
[07:24.48]昨晚 我邊回電話邊做了呢
[07:28.85]I knew you didn't get a rowing machine!
[07:28.85]我就知道你沒有在用什么劃船練習(xí)器
[07:34.26]Awesome, we're still talking about this!
[07:34.26]太棒了 這個(gè)話題還沒完!
[07:37.32]Look, guys, this is a private thing between me and Ted.
[07:37.32]聽著 這是我和Ted之間的私事
[07:40.54]Private Thing.
[07:40.54]私事
[07:43.07]We wouldn't even be talking about this if Marshall could read a magazine at work.
[07:43.07]如果不是Marshall不能上班時(shí)看雜志 我們都不會(huì)談這件事
[07:47.58]Oh, he's always been this way. Remember law school?
[07:47.58]他就這樣 還記得在法學(xué)院那時(shí)不?
[07:51.44]Sure do.
[07:51.44]當(dāng)然
[07:55.84]Baby? Baby, what is it?
[07:55.84]寶貝? 寶貝 你怎么了?
[07:59.07]The credit card bill came today.
[07:59.07]信用卡賬單今天寄來了
[08:01.93]You checked into a hotel two blocks from school on a Tuesday.
[08:01.93]你星期二時(shí)在 隔學(xué)校兩條街的酒店開了間房
[08:07.27]It's not what you think.
[08:07.27]事情不是你想象那樣的
[08:08.95]Who is she, Marshall? What's her name?
[08:08.95]她是誰? Marshall 她叫什么名字?
[08:12.69]Burrito. Carnitas Burrito.
[08:12.69]Burrito Carnitas Burrito(雜志名?)
[08:16.51]So, you checked into a hotel room just so you could read a magazine there?
[08:16.51]這么說你在酒店開房 只是為了可以在那里看雜志?
[08:22.31]Hey, Robin, do you want me to see if the waitress has any giant sugar cubes for that high horse of yours?
[08:22.31]嘿 Robin 不如我?guī)湍憧纯磁虘?yīng)那里 有沒大方糖喂給你的大馬(傲慢的態(tài)度)?
[08:27.98]Nobody likes to read a magazine at work and if they say that they do, then they're not human.
[08:27.98]沒人喜歡上班時(shí)看雜志的 如果有人說喜歡 那他就不是人類了
[08:32.03]Dude, I read a magazine at work every day.
[08:32.03]兄弟 我每天都在上班時(shí)看雜志的
[08:35.19]I can't tell you how many meetings I've been late to because I was busy "reading a magazine."
[08:35.19]我因?yàn)?quot;看雜志"而遲到的會(huì)議不計(jì)其數(shù)
[08:39.91]But I don't feel bad about it. That's my time.
[08:39.91]可是我從來不內(nèi)疚 那是我的時(shí)間
[08:42.83]Sure, "reading a magazine" ain't pretty, but, you know, it's something I gotta do.
[08:42.83]當(dāng)然 "看雜志"不怎么光彩 可那是我必須要做的事
[08:48.43]So why be ashamed about it?
[08:48.43]有什么可羞于啟齒的
[08:52.18]Wait, "reading a magazine" means masturbating, right?
[08:52.18]等等 "看雜志"的意思就是打飛機(jī) 對(duì)不?
[08:57.69]I can't believe it. You drank all my milk again!
[08:57.69]太惡劣了 你又喝光我的牛奶
[09:02.17]- We can have sex. - Okay.
[09:02.17]- 來做愛吧 - 沒問題
[09:06.36]It's the perfect set up.
[09:06.36]這決定真是太棒了
[09:07.75]Anytime we start getting into an argument, we just have sex instead.
[09:07.75]每次我們要吵架了 就用做愛代替
[09:11.33]One minute we're just laying into each other, and then the next minute...
[09:11.33]一分鐘前我們還在干架 而下一分鐘后...
[09:14.64]Well, same thing.
[09:14.64]還是在"干架"哦
[09:17.06]Awesome.
[09:17.06]帥啊
[09:21.62]So, this morning, she's yelling at me through the door,
[09:21.62]今天早晨 她在門外吼我
[09:24.02]You're taking too long in the shower!
[09:24.02]你沖涼沖太久啦!
[09:26.11]Next thing I know, she hops in.
[09:26.11]接著 她就自個(gè)兒跳進(jìn)來了
[09:29.45]Now baby don't mind I took my time.
[09:29.45]現(xiàn)在她都不介意我占她時(shí)間了
[09:33.50]So awesome.
[09:33.50]太帥了
[09:38.16]Sorry I'm late.
[09:38.16]不好意思我遲到了
[09:39.48]I was just jammin' on Scherbatsky.
[09:39.48]剛剛在Scherbatsky那兒"堵塞"了一下
[09:41.70]She used up all my stamps, so long story short, the postman rang twice.
[09:41.70]她用光了我的郵票 然后長(zhǎng)話短說 郵遞員都"敲"兩次門了
[09:46.60]You must bump this!
[09:46.60]一定要賀一下吧!
[09:49.69]That's just so...
[09:49.69]真是太...
[09:54.66]Excuse me for a second.
[09:54.66]失陪一會(huì)
[10:07.92]So, you're saying plasmas are better for low light, but LCDs are better for games?
[10:07.92]你是說等離子適合于低光環(huán)境 而液晶就適合打游戲咯?
[10:12.45]Right, but the CRTs have the truest blacks.
[10:12.45]沒錯(cuò) 不過彩顯黑色還原性好
[10:17.03]So, if I want a really crisp contrast ratio...
[10:17.03]如果說我追求明晰的對(duì)比率的話...
[10:19.77]The CRT's deep-pixel cell structure produces a resolution you just can't match with an LCD.
[10:19.77]彩顯的單元像素結(jié)構(gòu) 表現(xiàn)出來的分辨率絕對(duì)比不上液晶
[10:25.94]I'll take the CRT.
[10:25.94]那我要彩顯
[10:31.44]Barney, this is nuts.
[10:31.44]Barney 真是太瘋狂了
[10:33.24]I'm doing just fine, thank you.
[10:33.24]我沒事兒 謝謝
[10:35.02]No, you're not.
[10:35.02]不 你的問題很嚴(yán)重
[10:36.77]You need to learn to let this stuff out.
[10:36.77]你要學(xué)會(huì)放手
[10:39.33]Like we do in my kindergarten class Feelings Hour every Tuesday morning.
[10:39.33]就像我幼稚園班里 每星期二早上的"釋放感情時(shí)間"一樣
[10:43.86]Look, Lily, maybe your kindergartners are upset that
[10:43.86]聽著 Lily 你幼稚園的小朋友
[10:46.26]their friends are sleeping with each other, but not me.
[10:46.26]也許會(huì)因?yàn)樗麄兊呐笥?互相搞上了而心煩 但我不會(huì)
[10:50.09]I have never been better.
[10:50.09]我好得不得了
[10:51.99]Meanwhile, Marshall was still struggling at work.
[10:51.99]與此同時(shí) Marshall依然在工作崗位上掙扎著
[10:55.57]Coming through.
[10:55.57]都過來看看吶
[10:56.85]Big breakfast this morning.
[10:56.85]今早加餐咯
[10:58.46]You know what that means.
[10:58.46]你們知道這是什么意思
[11:01.50]But then came the best news he'd heard in a long time.
[11:01.50]然后傳來了他聽說已久的好消息
[11:04.42]And did you hear?
[11:04.42]你聽說了嗎?
[11:05.60]They laid off everybody on the eighth floor.
[11:05.60]他們八樓辦公室的人全被炒了
[11:07.80]I know. It's a ghost town down there.
[11:07.80]我知道 現(xiàn)在那兒就是一座空城了
[11:35.59]- Morning. - Morning.
[11:35.59]- 早 - 早
[11:37.09]Hey, that was fun last night.
[11:37.09]嘿 昨晚真刺激
[11:38.87]Word, that was a good one.
[11:38.87]沒錯(cuò) 昨晚確實(shí)很享受
[11:40.98]Mental note: don't throw out the pizza box more often.
[11:40.98]牢記在心: 別總將披薩盒亂扔
[11:45.23]All right, see you later.
[11:45.23]好了 再見
[11:59.78]So, last night, Robin left a pizza box out on the floor, so we had sex three times.
[11:59.78]昨晚 Robin把披薩盒扔在地上 所以我們就做了3回
[12:03.40]Sure.
[12:03.40]嗯哈
[12:04.52]And then, this morning before I left for we kissed.
[12:04.52]然后 今早我走的時(shí)候 我們親吻了
[12:07.97]Ooh, that's weird.
[12:07.97]哦 太奇怪了
[12:09.35]That is weird.
[12:09.35]太奇怪了
[12:11.11]Right? That kiss violated the spirit of our whole arrangement.
[12:11.11]是吧? 這個(gè)吻毀了我們的約法三章
[12:14.54]I meanI mean, she probably thinks I'm getting feelings for her.
[12:14.54]我是說 她可能會(huì)覺得我開始對(duì)她有感覺了
[12:17.13]Well, are you?
[12:17.13]那么 你是不是真這樣呢?
[12:18.70]Yes, I'm in love with her.
[12:18.70]沒錯(cuò) 我愛上她了
[12:21.89]Is what you-- That's you, dude.
[12:21.89]這不是你要說的-- 是說你啦 伙計(jì)
[12:25.61]No. It didn't mean anything.
[12:25.61]不 這不能代表什么
[12:27.20]It was just some leftover reflex from when we were a couple.
[12:27.20]這只是我們作為戀人時(shí)余留下來的 條件反射罷了
[12:30.34]But I think I probably blew it.
[12:30.34]但我還以為我早就忘得干凈了
[12:32.53]Definitely. It is so over.
[12:32.53]當(dāng)然咯 一切都~結(jié)束了
[12:37.58]Hold the phone. Maybe Robin didn't think it was weird.
[12:37.58]等等 也許Robin覺得這不奇怪呢
[12:40.14]It was weird. Weird, weird, weird, weird, weird.
[12:40.14]這太奇怪了 很奇怪 奇怪 奇怪
[12:43.90]W-I-E-R-D. Weird.
[12:43.90]C-i G-u-a-i 奇怪
[12:46.81]That's not how you spell "weird."
[12:46.81]'奇怪"可不是這么拼的T
[12:48.33]Come on, Lily. Nobody likes a Ted.
[12:48.33]好啦 Lily 你可別學(xué)Ted啥都這么計(jì)較
[12:50.77]I tried to warn you.
[12:50.77]我提醒過你的
[12:52.24]When exes relapse, someone always gets hurt.
[12:52.24]一旦"舊情復(fù)燃' 就會(huì)有人被燒到的
[12:55.66]But no one listened. Story of my life.
[12:55.66]但沒人聽我的 總是這樣的遭遇
[12:58.31]My cuteness interferes with people hearing my message.
[12:58.31]我可愛的外表讓大家不相信我的忠諫
[13:01.62]Well, what should I do?
[13:01.62]那么 我該怎么辦呢?
[13:02.93]There's only one thing to do.
[13:02.93]只有一個(gè)辦法
[13:04.80]You have to stop sleeping together, please.
[13:04.80]你倆不能再上床了 求你們了
[13:08.57]I think we have to stop sleeping together.
[13:08.57]我覺得我們不能再上床了
[13:10.64]With me and Ted, it's like cigarettes.
[13:10.64]我和Ted 就像吸煙一樣
[13:13.65]You have one when you're drunk and you think it's fine.
[13:13.65]你酒醉了 吸一只 覺得沒事
[13:15.80]But before you know it, you're buying a carton a week.
[13:15.80]但到你發(fā)現(xiàn)時(shí) 你一周都要買一箱的煙了
[13:18.96]I think I have to end it.
[13:18.96]我覺得我要結(jié)束這種狀況了
[13:20.60]Yup. I have to end it.
[13:20.60]沒錯(cuò) 我要結(jié)束這種狀況了
[13:22.87]So... We're ending it, huh?
[13:22.87]那么... 我們以后不這樣了 對(duì)吧?
[13:25.92]I think so, yeah.
[13:25.92]對(duì)的 沒錯(cuò)
[13:27.69]It's probably for the best.
[13:27.69]這樣對(duì)彼此都好
[13:29.52]- It was fun, but I don't want things to get weird. - Me neither.
[13:29.52]- 那樣很好 但我不想覺得別扭 - 我也是
[13:33.02]- Roomies? - Roomies.
[13:33.02]- 只當(dāng)室友? - 只當(dāng)室友
[13:38.47]Robin!
[13:38.47]Robin!
[13:40.00]But we tell no one. Deal?
[13:40.00]咱別跟別人說 好嗎?
[13:42.48]- Deal. - Deal.
[13:42.48]- 一言為定 - 一言為定
[13:44.04]- Dude! - Come on!
[13:44.04]- 伙計(jì)! - 夠了!
[13:45.67]What is the matter with you?
[13:45.67]你倆怎么回事啊?
[13:49.55]That one.
[13:49.55]買那個(gè)
[13:53.70]So, that didn't last long.
[13:53.70]但是 這次是草草了事的
[13:56.49]By the way, Marshall, what were you doing back in our apartment?
[13:56.49]順便一問 Marshall 你在我們的公寓里干嘛啊?
[13:59.58]I thought you had the perfect situation.
[13:59.58]我還以為你找到完美的地方了
[14:02.44]I did.
[14:02.44]確實(shí)是
[14:04.11]Everything was going great.
[14:04.11]一切都進(jìn)展得很順利
[14:05.52]I was feeling more comfortable, more confident.
[14:05.52]我覺得很舒服 自信滿滿
[14:09.13]I felt I could take on the world.
[14:09.13]我覺得自己可以掌握世界
[14:12.39]One morning, I took my magazine down to the eighth floor.
[14:12.39]一天早晨 我拿了本雜志下到8樓去
[14:20.22]We gotta gut this whole place.
[14:20.22]我們要把這屋都整修一番
[14:21.85]I need these walls taken out here and here.
[14:21.85]我們要把這面墻的這處和那處砸開
[14:26.44]- You got it. - All right.
[14:26.44]- 你說得對(duì) - 好了
[14:31.08]Celebrities pick up their dry cleaning?
[14:31.08]名人都熱衷自己拿干洗的衣服?
[14:33.47]I pick up my dry cleaning. Don't come in!
[14:33.47]我也是哦 別砸進(jìn)來!
[14:37.98]So that didn't last long.
[14:37.98]所以那種飄飄然感覺沒持續(xù)多久
[14:42.71]- Oh, thanks. - What are you doing?
[14:42.71]- 哦 多謝 - 你在干嘛?
[14:45.18]Oh, well, since all these roomie squabbles are still causing friction between you and Robin,
[14:45.18]哦 既然這些室友間雞毛蒜皮的瑣事 讓你和Robin之間起摩擦
[14:49.67]I thought I'd help out.
[14:49.67]我想我能幫下忙
[14:50.99]Oh, BTW, I went by the post office today.
[14:50.99]哦 順便說一下 我今天去了趟郵局
[14:53.28]I picked you up some stamps.
[14:53.28]我給你買了些郵票
[14:54.50]Here's ten thousand. That oughta do ya.
[14:54.50]1萬枚 這應(yīng)該夠你用了
[14:56.93]Um, okay. Thanks, I guess.
[14:56.93]呣 好吧 多謝 我想夠了
[14:59.91]- Hey, uh, you want a beer? - Okay.
[14:59.91]- 嘿 你要喝啤酒嗎? - 好的
[15:04.64]Yeah, I picked those up on the way over. It was nothing.
[15:04.64]沒錯(cuò) 我順路買的 別客氣
[15:08.68]Did you buy us a dishwasher?
[15:08.68]你給我們買了個(gè)洗碗機(jī)?
[15:11.20]No. That dishwasher's always been there. How long have you lived here?
[15:11.20]沒有 這個(gè)洗碗機(jī)本來就有的 你在這兒住了多久了?
[15:21.10]So, you're doing all this to keep me and Robin from fighting, huh?
[15:21.10]那么 你做這些 就是為了阻止我跟Robin吵架啊?
[15:25.05]Exactly. I worry about you two.
[15:25.05]事實(shí)上 我很擔(dān)心你們
[15:30.17]It bothers you that Robin and I are hooking up, doesn't it?
[15:30.17]我和Robin上床讓你不爽了 對(duì)吧?
[15:33.63]No. Not at all. That's crazy.
[15:33.63]沒有 沒有的事 你真扯
[15:38.85]What?
[15:38.85]干嘛?
[15:42.58]Are you in love with Robin?
[15:42.58]你愛上Robin了?
[15:50.84]You're in love with Robin.
[15:50.84]你竟然愛上Robin了
[15:52.66]That's why you don't want us hooking up.
[15:52.66]這就是你為啥不愿我倆搞在一起
[15:54.47]What? That is crazy talk.
[15:54.47]什么? 這真是荒謬的問話
[15:56.89]Can't a bro clean another bro's apartment like bros do?
[15:56.89]我作為你兄弟就不能像其他兄弟們一樣 給你收拾房間嗎?
[16:01.83]Name me one bro in the history of bros who has ever done that.
[16:01.83]給我說出一個(gè)這樣干過的兄弟名字
[16:08.21]I'll name two: Misters Clean and Belvedere.
[16:08.21]我能說出2個(gè): 清潔工先生和Belvedere清潔劑
[16:13.86]Look, this thing with me and Robin, it's totally casual.
[16:13.86]聽著 我和Robin的事 都是鬧著玩兒的
[16:16.97]I'm not gonna freak out if you tell me you have feelings for her.
[16:16.97]如果你告訴我你對(duì)她有感覺 我也不會(huì)怎么樣的
[16:19.10]So, do you?
[16:19.10]那么 你對(duì)她有感覺嗎?
[16:20.51]No. No, I don't. I don't, no. I don't. I don't. No.
[16:20.51]不 不 我沒有 我沒有 不 我沒有 我沒有 不
[16:24.24]Robin is all yours, dude. Have fun with her.
[16:24.24]Robin一直都是你的 伙計(jì) 祝你倆愉快
[16:27.58]Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go sleep with other girls.
[16:27.58]現(xiàn)在 如果你不介意的話 我要去睡別的女孩兒了
[16:32.52]Are you sure?
[16:32.52]你確定嗎?
[16:33.78]- Yes! - Positive?
[16:33.78]- 對(duì)! - 肯定?
[16:35.78]Absolutely.
[16:35.78]當(dāng)然
[16:39.98]And then I stormed out.
[16:39.98]然后我沖出去了
[16:42.05]Why did I do that?
[16:42.05]我為啥要那么做?
[16:44.47]I mean, maybe it goes back to my father issues, but...
[16:44.47]我的意思是 也許這得追溯到我老爸 但是...
[16:47.34]I basically gave my best friend license to have sex with the girl of my dreams.
[16:47.34]我給最好的哥們?cè)S可證 讓他跟我心愛的女孩上床
[16:53.00]I totally sabotaged myself.
[16:53.00]我毀了自己
[16:56.90]And now I'm smoking. Now I'm smoking.
[16:56.90]現(xiàn)在我還抽煙了 我抽煙了
[17:00.53]Get out.
[17:00.53]滾出去
[17:03.16]But it's feelings hour and I'm holding Feely the Share Bear.
[17:03.16]但是這是我的分享時(shí)間哎 我還拿著分享感受小熊呢
[17:07.11]And whoever's holding Feely the Share Bear gets to sit in the share chair.
[17:07.11]誰拿到了"分享感受小熊" 誰就得坐到椅子上說故事
[17:10.49]Barney, this is not your private therapist's office.
[17:10.49]Barney 這可不是你的私人醫(yī)生的辦公室啊
[17:14.17]These kids have issues to talk about, too, you know.
[17:14.17]這些孩子也有故事要說呢 你該曉得的
[17:17.32]Ben's parents are getting divorced.
[17:17.32]Ben的父母要離婚了
[17:19.52]They are?
[17:19.52]真的?
[17:21.52]Who wants to do some coloring?
[17:21.52]誰想畫蠟筆畫啊?
[17:27.30]Oh, great, did Lily send you?
[17:27.30]哦 很好 是Lily派你來的?
[17:29.05]I don't have the bear, okay?
[17:29.05]我沒拿那只小熊 好吧?
[17:31.45]I'm not giving it back!
[17:31.45]我不會(huì)還回去的!
[17:34.39]Why are you smiling?
[17:34.39]你是在笑嗎?
[17:36.14]Oh, I just... read a magazine.
[17:36.14]哦 我只是... 讀了一本雜志
[17:40.48]Here at work.
[17:40.48]上班的時(shí)候
[17:42.21]- What? - Yeah. It's the funniest thing.
[17:42.21]- 什么? - 沒錯(cuò) 這真是最棒的事了
[17:44.78]I was online, looking up rates for hotels when I realized something.
[17:44.78]當(dāng)時(shí)我在上網(wǎng) 查酒店的價(jià)錢 突然我意識(shí)到一個(gè)問題
[17:49.62]This is stupid.
[17:49.62]這樣太蠢了
[17:51.85]I decided it was time to let go of my hang-ups and do the thing I gotta do
[17:51.85]我決定拋開手頭的活兒 去做我想做的事
[17:56.63]and once I made that decision, everything changed.
[17:56.63]在我做了這個(gè)決定后 一切都變了
[18:02.98]There's a young man who's comfortable with who he is.
[18:02.98]這年輕人敢于承擔(dān)他的所作所為
[18:10.92]I know what you're about to do and I respect you for it.
[18:10.92]我知道你要做什么 我尊敬你的行為
[18:15.66]Hey, Eriksen. Go the distance.
[18:15.66]嘿 Eriksen 去遠(yuǎn)點(diǎn)的地兒看去
[18:26.09]Marshall, you made a brave step today.
[18:26.09]Marshall 今天你跨出了勇敢的一步
[18:30.14]Remember what Shakespeare wrote: Virtue is bold, and goodness never fearful.
[18:30.14]記住莎士比亞說的: 美德是勇敢的 為善則無所畏懼
[18:36.02]You're right, Super Hot Lady Who My Wife Keeps Telling Me Why You're Famous But I Keep Forgetting.
[18:36.02]你說的沒錯(cuò) 你這個(gè)我老婆跟我提過千回
[18:39.98]但我還是忘了你為何出名的超級(jí)性感小妞 (封面是金·卡戴珊 當(dāng)今美國最紅的性感寶貝 是帕麗斯·希爾頓的閨密)
[18:41.99]- Let's do this. - Lead the way.
[18:41.99]- 咱就干吧 - 請(qǐng)帶路吧
[18:49.19]Wow, Marshall. Congratulations.
[18:49.19]哇 Marshall 恭喜你啊
[18:51.85]Thanks. I was gonna have to do it eventually.
[18:51.85]多謝 我最后不得不這么做
[18:53.96]You know, sometimes you just gotta... you gotta man up and...
[18:53.96]你知道 有時(shí)你必須... 你必須要男人一點(diǎn)...
[18:57.29]and just go for it.
[18:57.29]勇敢地去試試
[19:00.74]Marshall, I have to go.
[19:00.74]Marshall 我要走了
[19:04.48]Oh, by the way, I have a bathroom here if you ever want to use it.
[19:04.48]哦 順便一提 我這兒有個(gè)洗手間 你愛用就用
[19:11.82]Son of a...
[19:11.82]你個(gè)夠娘養(yǎng)...
[19:13.73]Ted, I have to tell you the truth.
[19:13.73]Ted 我要告訴你真相
[19:15.77]I'm in love with... tacos.
[19:15.77]我愛上了... 墨西哥夾餅
[19:19.80]- What are you doing? - I'm, uh, taking out the triz-ash.
[19:19.80]- 你要干嘛? - 我 呣 倒點(diǎn)垃圾啊
[19:22.87]If you're, uh, looking for Ted, he left.
[19:22.87]如果你啊 要找Ted的話 他出去了
[19:26.00]And, uh... our little arrangement is, uh, over, by the way.
[19:26.00]還有 呣... 我們之間的約定也結(jié)束了 順帶一說
[19:31.63]Really? That's aws... ful.
[19:31.63]真的? 那真是太帥...衰了
[19:34.38]- Awfsful? - Yeah, it's just awfsful.
[19:34.38]- 太帥衰了? - 沒錯(cuò) 就是太帥衰了
[19:38.72]What happened?
[19:38.72]怎么回事?
[19:39.59]Ah, he just insisted.
[19:39.59]啊 是他堅(jiān)持的
[19:41.23]He said he couldn't do it anymore because someone's gonna get hurt.
[19:41.23]他說他不能這樣做 因?yàn)橛腥藭?huì)傷心的
[19:44.87]I think we all know who he meant by that.
[19:44.87]我想我們都知道他說的誰吧
[19:47.99]Do we?
[19:47.99]是嗎?
[19:50.47]Isn't it obvious?
[19:50.47]這不是很明顯了嗎?
[19:52.87]- Is it? - Yeah.
[19:52.87]- 是嗎? - 沒錯(cuò)
[19:55.42]It's Ted. You know what a romantic he is.
[19:55.42]就是Ted他自己啊 你也知道他是個(gè)浪漫主義者
[19:58.50]He can't separate the physical from the emotional.
[19:58.50]他根本沒法區(qū)分肉欲與精神之愛
[20:01.15]- He's all like... - I love you.
[20:01.15]- 他就像是... - 我愛你
[20:02.87]Exactly. He's not like you, you know?
[20:02.87]實(shí)際上 他跟你不一樣 你知道吧?
[20:07.33]Besides, we're friends.
[20:07.33]而且 我們是朋友啊
[20:08.82]I don't want to screw that up by getting involved.
[20:08.82]我可不想陷進(jìn)去 把事情搞砸了
[20:12.13]Dating friends never works out.
[20:12.13]跟朋友約會(huì)不會(huì)有好結(jié)果的
[20:15.59]So, uh, you want to get a taco?
[20:15.59]那么 你想去吃墨西哥夾餅?
[20:19.62]A taco?
[20:19.62]墨西哥夾餅?
[20:20.98]You love them, remember?
[20:20.98]你愛吃啊 忘啦?
[20:23.45]Right.
[20:23.45]沒錯(cuò)
[20:25.45]Come on, I'm hungry.
[20:25.45]來吧 我餓了
[20:37.15]So Robin and I went back to just being roommates and things went back to normal.
[20:37.15]所以我和Robin又恢復(fù)到單純室友的身份 一切回歸正常
[20:42.00]Your Aunt Lily was right.
[20:42.00]你們的Lily阿姨說的沒錯(cuò)
[20:43.80]When two exes decide to just be casual, someone always gets hurt.
[20:43.80]當(dāng)兩位舊情人舊情復(fù)燃時(shí) 有人會(huì)受傷了
[20:50.33]It just wasn't one of us.
[20:50.33]雖然說的并不是我們倆