[00:00.86]Kids, in the fall of 2008,your Aunt Robin was unemployed and a little bit adrift,
[00:00.86]孩子們 2008年秋 你們的Robin阿姨失業(yè)了還有點小落魄
[00:05.68]so she valued her friendship with Lily more than ever.
[00:05.68]所以她無比重視與Lily的友情
[00:08.10]Hey,so I hear Marshall has to work late on Friday. You know what that means-- ladies' night.
[00:08.10]嘿 我聽說Marshall這周五又要加班了 你知道這意味著--女士之夜
[00:13.18]Oh,actually one of the teachers at my school,Jillian, is having a birthday party.
[00:13.18]哦 實際上 那天我們學(xué)校一個 叫Jillian的老師要舉辦生日派對
[00:18.67]- OK. - What?
[00:18.67]- 好吧 - 怎么了?
[00:20.91]It's just I've never even heard of this Jillian person before
[00:20.91]只是我以前從未聽說過有Jillian這個人
[00:24.29]and suddenly she's,like,your best friend.You can't shut up about her.
[00:24.29]她突然間冒出來 成為你的好友 讓你談得滔滔不絕的
[00:28.06]Don't be jealous.You and I hang out all the time.
[00:28.06]別吃醋嘛 咱倆從來都一起玩的
[00:30.68]Yeah, but Marshall's always there.We don't get a lot of quality time to talk,just the two of us.
[00:30.68]沒錯 但是Marshall總橫在中間 我們都沒時間聊天 私下聊天
[00:36.09]That's not true.
[00:36.09]才不是這樣子呢
[00:37.99]So that's when the story gets really good.
[00:37.99]那么精彩片段開始咯
[00:40.83]So,we go to the,uh...
[00:40.83]那么 我們?nèi)サ?嗯...
[00:45.74]place. And then that...
[00:45.74]那個地方 然后..
[00:47.77]guy asks about that thing with the stuff that I told you about at that place that time.
[00:47.77]那時那地那人問我關(guān)于那件事 我跟你提過的
[00:53.05]Long story short-- events transpired.
[00:53.05]長話短說--驚天動地的事情發(fā)生了
[00:57.74]Oh,my God.
[00:57.74]哦 天啊
[00:59.44]You and the guy from the mayor's office did it in the UN building
[00:59.44]你和市長廳的那家伙做了 就在聯(lián)合國大廈
[01:01.89]under the desk of the Ambassador from Zaire? Nice.
[01:01.89]在扎伊爾大使的辦公桌底下? 妙極
[01:06.40]I just wish we could have some girl time.
[01:06.40]我只是希望我們有些單獨的女士談心時間
[01:08.36]I love Marshall,but he's always talk-blocking me.
[01:08.36]我也愛Marshall 但是他總是打斷我說話
[01:11.79]So come out with me and Jillian then.
[01:11.79]那么和我一起去Jillian派對吧
[01:14.24]Okay,but I don't want to stay out too late because...
[01:14.24]好吧 但我不想玩的太晚 因為...
[01:17.92]Remember that,um,thing last month after I went to the place?
[01:17.92]記得上月我去那兒以后發(fā)生的事嗎?
[01:21.91]Well,you know who said it's fine,but she gave me some stuff.
[01:21.91]嗯 你知道是誰跟我說沒事 但實際上卻讓我難受的很
[01:25.83]You still got that yeast infection,huh?
[01:25.83]你那婦科病還沒好?
[01:40.87]How I Met Your Mother Season04 Episode08
[01:40.87]老爸老媽浪漫史 第四季 第8集
[01:42.87]Marshall,I want you to enjoy this moment.
[01:42.87]Marshall 我想要你好好享受這一刻
[01:45.88]What moment?
[01:45.88]什么一刻?
[01:46.68]The last moment of you and I being even slightly in competion for the title of Ted's best friend.
[01:46.68]你我之間爭奪Ted的最佳好友名號的最后一刻
[01:52.46]- Marshall'sy best friend. - Exactly. It's a tie.
[01:52.46]- Marshall是我的最佳好友 - 沒錯 這是個定勢
[01:55.54]But all of that is about to change.
[01:55.54]但是這一切都將會改變
[01:56.99]Ted,am I correct that you are an architect?
[01:56.99]Ted 你是個建筑師 我說得沒錯吧?
[02:00.71]My best friend would really know that,but go on.
[02:00.71]是我的最佳好友就肯定知道的 你接著說
[02:03.46]And what are you currently designing?
[02:03.46]你最近在做什么設(shè)計?
[02:06.39]Actually,we're renovating the new York Public Library.
[02:06.39]實際上 我們正在翻修約克的新公共圖書館
[02:09.16]Wow,Ted,that's huge!
[02:09.16]哇 Ted 大工程啊!
[02:10.90]No,not the New York Public Library.
[02:10.90]不 不是紐約公共圖書館
[02:13.51]It's the new public library in York,North Dakota.
[02:13.51]是北達科他州約克鎮(zhèn)的新公共圖書館
[02:17.15]Their books are in two sections: fishin' and non-fishin'.
[02:17.15]他們的書歸為兩類: 與釣魚有關(guān)的和無關(guān)的
[02:21.25]Then I think you are going to really like what happened at work today.
[02:21.25]那么我想你一定會 為我今天上班所發(fā)生的事而高興的
[02:25.28]And so,while those bribes did destabilize the regime and caused the death of most of the royal family,
[02:25.28]那么 當(dāng)賄賂削弱了政權(quán)勢力 使多數(shù)的王室覆滅
[02:30.41]it did lead to looser banking regulations in Rangoon.
[02:30.41]它確實也使得仰光的銀行規(guī)則松動
[02:34.13]So yay us.
[02:34.13]我們的機會來了
[02:35.90]Okay,last order of business.
[02:35.90]好的 會議最后一項
[02:37.27]It's been decided we're going to move forward with plans
[02:37.27]已經(jīng)決定了 我們要開展新項目
[02:39.12]for Goliath National Bank's new downtown headquarters.
[02:39.12]在市中心建造戈里亞國際銀行的新大廈
[02:43.07]Who's gonna design it?
[02:43.07]由誰來設(shè)計?
[02:44.29]Was my first question.
[02:44.29]這也是我的第一個問題
[02:46.60]Who's gonna design it?
[02:46.60]由誰來設(shè)計?
[02:48.00]We've already approached one firm about it.
[02:48.00]我們已經(jīng)和一家公司在談了
[02:49.42]This Swedish architecture collective called Sven.
[02:49.42]是個瑞典的建筑設(shè)計團隊 叫Sven
[02:53.11]Sven? Sven?
[02:53.11]Sven? Sven?
[02:56.71]Sven was this Swedish architecture collective revered for their bold,innovative designs.
[02:56.71]Sven就是這個瑞典的建筑設(shè)計團隊 以其大膽 創(chuàng)新的設(shè)計而飽受好評
[03:01.79]I hated those guys.
[03:01.79]我恨那幫家伙
[03:03.31]I hate those guys.
[03:03.31]我恨那幫家伙
[03:05.28]Swedish architecture collective.
[03:05.28]瑞典的建筑設(shè)計團隊
[03:07.69]- Lame. - Pretentious.
[03:07.69]- 不靠譜 - 自命不凡
[03:09.09]"We're not a company. We're a collective."
[03:09.09]"我們不是一家公司 我們是一個團隊"
[03:11.57]I know.
[03:11.57]我知道
[03:12.41]"We are Swedish.
[03:12.41]"我們是瑞典人"
[03:14.18]"We are so cool with our baguettes and our Eiffel Tower."
[03:14.18]"我們的長棍面包和埃菲爾鐵塔都酷斃了"
[03:19.03]Dude,Sweden's not France. You know that,right?
[03:19.03]伙計 那是瑞典不是法國 你知道的吧 對吧?
[03:21.40]Oh,it's France.
[03:21.40]哦 是法國沒錯
[03:23.76]So anyway,I say to Bilson...
[03:23.76]不管怎樣 我跟Bilson說...
[03:26.78]Bilson,with all due respect...
[03:26.78]Bilson 懷著十萬分的敬意...
[03:29.00]No,I stand up,and I say to Bilson...
[03:29.00]不是 我站起來 我跟Bilson說...
[03:32.62]Bilson,with all due respect...
[03:32.62]Bilson 懷著十萬分的敬意...
[03:34.99]Music. Imagine patriotic music playing.
[03:34.99]來點音樂 想象著正在播放愛國音樂
[03:39.27]Bilson,with all due respect,it would be terrible if a job
[03:39.27]Bilson 懷著十萬分的敬意 這事很荒唐 如果這份工作...,
[03:45.62]that could go to a hard-workingAmerican architecture firm
[03:45.62]它本該交給一家勤奮有為的美國建筑公司
[03:50.11]went to a bunch of French guys.
[03:50.11]卻最終給了一幫法國佬來做
[03:53.20]Where is our patriotism?
[03:53.20]我們的愛國精神哪兒去了?
[03:55.16]Our sense of country?
[03:55.16]我們的民族意識呢?
[03:56.94]Our love of all that is...
[03:56.94]我們的愛 也就是...
[03:59.23]Look,Stinson,no one hates every other country in the world as much as I do,
[03:59.23]聽著 Stinson 這世上沒人比我更仇視別國了
[04:03.36]but you better have a point.
[04:03.36]但你最好有話直說
[04:04.61]I do.
[04:04.61]好的
[04:05.94]I know a fantastic American architect who would be perfect for the job.
[04:05.94]我認(rèn)識個很棒的美國建筑設(shè)計師 他非常適合這個工作
[04:10.51]Ted Mosby.
[04:10.51]Ted Mosby
[04:12.23]So,all you gotta do is come in,pitch your design,
[04:12.23]那么 你所需要做的 就是走進去 把你的設(shè)計丟給他們看
[04:14.83]I get the board to approve it,and the job is yours.
[04:14.83]我負責(zé)說服董事會通過你的設(shè)計 那么這份活就歸你們了
[04:17.37]Do you realize what a hero I would be if I brought this project to my firm?
[04:17.37]你知道嗎 如果我能給公司攬到這個活 我都變成公司功臣啦?
[04:20.59]And that's not even the best part.
[04:20.59]還有更棒的呢
[04:21.89]All three of us are gonna be working together.
[04:21.89]我們?nèi)齻€將并肩齊戰(zhàn)
[04:24.25]Ted can be on the conference call.
[04:24.25]Ted也能加入電話會議了
[04:25.80]He can totally be on the conference call.
[04:25.80]他當(dāng)然能加入電話會議啊
[04:27.22]What's the conference call?
[04:27.22]什么是電話會議啊?
[04:28.06]The way it works is,one of us will duck into the other's office and say...
[04:28.06]它是這么回事 我們其中一個 偷偷潛進另一個人的辦公室 說...
[04:31.77]Marshall,the conference call's about to start.
[04:31.77]Marshall 電話會議馬上開始了
[04:35.46]I'm sorry,guys,I gotta go.
[04:35.46]抱歉 伙計們 我得走了
[04:37.28]And then we go up to the roof of the building...
[04:37.28]然后我們上到樓頂去...
[04:39.94]and drink beer.
[04:39.94]喝啤酒
[04:41.41]This is awesome.
[04:41.41]太爽了
[04:43.50]Drinking at work.
[04:43.50]在工作時間喝啤酒
[04:45.03]We're basically Mad Men.
[04:45.03]我們是十足的瘋子
[04:46.63]We are! We're such Mad Men!
[04:46.63]確實! 我們就是瘋子!
[04:49.06]I'm gonna go smack a secretary on the ass.
[04:49.06]我要去摸一把秘書小姐的屁屁
[04:51.32]That's totally what they would do on that show.
[04:51.32]電影里他們就是這么演的
[04:54.26]What show?
[04:54.26]什么電影?
[04:56.40]And then,we throw crumpled up beer cans at pigeons.
[04:56.40]然后 我們拿揉成一團的啤酒罐去扔鴿子
[05:01.22]I don't do that.
[05:01.22]我可沒做
[05:02.25]I totally want to do that.
[05:02.25]我很想加入
[05:04.26]Well,I am gonna make that happen.
[05:04.26]好吧 我來安排
[05:05.75]Seriously,Barney,after everything I went through with Stella,getting me this opportunity...
[05:05.75]說真的 Barney 在我從Stella的舊傷中復(fù)原后 能得到這個機會...
[05:10.99]it really means a lot.
[05:10.99]真的是太重要
[05:12.20]It really did.
[05:12.20]確實如此
[05:13.51]You see,kids,when I became an architect,I had one dream--
[05:13.51]孩子們 當(dāng)我成為建筑師的時候 一直有個夢想
[05:16.72]to contribute a building to the skyline of New York City.
[05:16.72]在紐約的摩天大廈風(fēng)景線上也有自己的一筆
[05:19.78]I wanted to be able to point to one of those buildings and say,see that one?
[05:19.78]我想要指出其中某座樓問別人 看到那座樓了嘛?
[05:23.39]That one right there?
[05:23.39]就是那邊的那座?
[05:25.16]That's mine.
[05:25.16]那是我設(shè)計的
[05:27.31]This job was my opportunity to do just that.
[05:27.31]這工作將是我實現(xiàn)夢想的機會
[05:35.20]Your friend's having her birthday here?
[05:35.20]你的朋友在這辦生日派對?
[05:37.19]What's she turning,19?
[05:37.19]她過幾歲生日啊 19?
[05:39.26]No. Believe me,this isn't her scene.
[05:39.26]不是的 相信我 這不是她的風(fēng)格
[05:41.87]She probably just didn't know what kind of place this was.
[05:41.87]她可能只是不知道這地方會是這樣的
[05:44.40]Lily! Over here,you sexy bitch! We've got bottle service!
[05:44.40]Lily! 過來 你個性感的小賤人! 我們買了酒哦!
[05:51.73]Oh,my God. At school,she's so quiet and normal.
[05:51.73]哦 天啊 在學(xué)校的時候 她可是很文靜很正常的啊
[05:55.19]I had no idea she's...
[05:55.19]我也不曉得她怎么...
[05:57.82]she's a Woo Girl.
[05:57.82]她是個"尖叫女"
[06:00.33]What's a Woo Girl? Let me explain.
[06:00.33]什么是"尖叫女"? 容我解釋一下
[06:02.50]A Woo Girl is a type of young woman,who,like the cuckoo bird or the whip-poor-will,
[06:02.50]尖叫女是年輕的女人 她們尖笑起來像布谷鳥或北美夜鷹一樣
[06:06.75]gets her name from the signature sound she makes.
[06:06.75]從她那典型的叫聲中可知此名由來
[06:11.00]Now,a woo can be elicited in many different ways.
[06:11.00]那么 有幾種事情可以觸發(fā)尖叫女
[06:14.06]From a certain song coming on the jukebox...
[06:14.06]聽到點唱機的某首歌...
[06:19.26]Oh,my God,this song is totally about me.
[06:19.26]哦 天啊 這首歌就是為我寫的啊
[06:23.54]to half-priced shots.
[06:23.54]打了折的酒
[06:27.86]From a ride on a mechanical bull...
[06:27.86]騎電子公牛...
[06:33.70]to,well,pretty much anything.
[06:33.70]實際上 也許什么事情都能讓她們尖叫
[06:35.39]Oh,my God,I was worried that I didn't feed the cat,but then I rembered that I did.
[06:35.39]哦 天啊 我擔(dān)心還沒喂貓呢 后來發(fā)現(xiàn)我喂了
[06:43.56]I swear,at school Jillian seems so un-woo-y.
[06:43.56]我發(fā)誓 在學(xué)校的時候 Jillian看起來可沒有半點尖叫的樣子
[06:48.52]Yeah,she doesn't look wooish.
[06:48.52]沒錯 她看著不像會尖叫樣子
[06:50.59]Maybe she only observes the high holidays,like Mardi Gras and Spring Break.
[06:50.59]也許她只是在狂歡節(jié)啊 春假之類的時候 才上演這種保留曲目
[06:54.52]Maybe she's just a cultural Woo.
[06:54.52]也許她只是文藝尖叫女
[06:58.03]Now,uh,go easy on me.
[06:58.03]那么 嗯 別抱太大期望啊
[06:59.81]It's a work in progress.
[06:59.81]還只是個草稿
[07:03.61]Ted,this is amazing.
[07:03.61]Ted 這太棒了
[07:05.36]The detail. The shading. The playfulness of the lines.
[07:05.36]這些細節(jié) 這些形狀 這些調(diào)皮的線條
[07:09.87]This is exactly what Princess Leia would look like topless.
[07:09.87]這就像萊亞公主沒戴帽子的樣子 (星球大戰(zhàn)公主)
[07:13.61]My way of saying thanks.
[07:13.61]當(dāng)我說了謝謝吧
[07:15.14]So,uh,you want to see my designs for the building?
[07:15.14]那么 嗯 你想要看看我的設(shè)計么?
[07:18.07]Nah,I'm good.
[07:18.07]不用了
[07:21.35]So get this. Lily just texted me.
[07:21.35]聽著 剛剛Lily發(fā)短信給我
[07:23.26]She's at that bar Giddyups with a bunch of Woo Girls.
[07:23.26]她在Giddyups酒吧里 和一群尖叫女在一起
[07:29.53]Oh,my God,you guys,my boob just fell out of my top at the bar.
[07:29.53]哦 天啊 姐兒們 剛在吧臺那我的咪咪露點了
[07:33.52]Trick! I pulled it out for a free drink!
[07:33.52]騙你們的! 我自己扯露出來的 為了免費啤酒!
[07:38.34]So,Jillian,I hear when you're not flashing bartenders,you teach the second grade.
[07:38.34]那么 Jillian 我聽說當(dāng)你 不與調(diào)酒師調(diào)情的時候 你教中班啊
[07:43.61]What's that like?
[07:43.61]感覺怎么樣?
[07:44.64]So rewarding.
[07:44.64]感到不勝榮耀
[07:45.79]I don't know if you're familiar with the RIE technique,
[07:45.79]我不知道你是否了解RIE教學(xué)法
[07:47.82]but it derives from the progressive educational philosophy of Rudolf Steiner,
[07:47.82]但是它是基于Rudolf Steiner的 循序漸進教學(xué)理論產(chǎn)生的
[07:51.22]who founded the Waldorf School,which...
[07:51.22]他建立了Waldorf學(xué)校 它...
[07:53.89]Oh,my God. I love this song!
[07:53.89]哦 天啊 我愛死這首歌了!
[07:55.80]Come on,you lazy skanks,let's dance!
[07:55.80]來吧 你們這些懶婊子 咱去跳舞吧!
[08:00.77]You,too,you dumb whores.
[08:00.77]還有你 你個死賤人
[08:02.53]No,thank you...
[08:02.53]不了 多謝...
[08:04.40]ya ignorant hussy.
[08:04.40]我們是純情少女呢
[08:08.71]Why,Lily Aldrin,you sly minx.
[08:08.71]為什么 Lily Aldrin 你個狡猾的女人
[08:11.78]I've been saying for years that our gang need a Woo Girl,
[08:11.78]我早就說過我們的小團體 需要這么一個尖叫女
[08:14.57]and here you've been hiding a whole batch of them from me.
[08:14.57]你卻把一個尖叫團都給我藏起來了啊
[08:16.85]We do not need a Woo Girl. No one needs a Woo Girl.
[08:16.85]我們不需要尖叫女 沒人需要尖叫女
[08:19.88]Be careful,Lily.
[08:19.88]你要注意咯 Lily
[08:21.51]The world absolutely needs Woo Girls.
[08:21.51]世界絕對需要尖叫女
[08:24.80]If there were no Woo Girls,there'd be noGirls Gone Wild,
[08:24.80]如果沒有尖叫女 就不會有狂野女
[08:28.32]no bachelorette parties,no Las Vegas poolside bars...
[08:28.32]沒有告別單身節(jié) 沒有拉斯維加斯池畔酒吧的狂歡...
[08:32.44]all the things that you hold dearest,Lily,would be gone.
[08:32.44]你所擁有的一切美好事物 Lily 都會消失
[08:35.73]Those are none of the things...
[08:35.73]那都是些破事兒...
[08:36.86]The souvenir shot glass industry would collapse.
[08:36.86]工藝禮品產(chǎn)業(yè)將會倒閉
[08:40.36]So would the body glitter industry and the stretch Hummer rental industry.
[08:40.36]還有涂體閃粉化妝行業(yè) 和悍馬車出租業(yè)都會倒閉
[08:46.08]Tiny cowboy hats would be worn only by tiny cowboys.
[08:46.08]小牛仔帽就真的的只有小牛仔才會戴
[08:51.92]And when "Brown Eyed Girl" would come up on the jukebox,all you would hear...
[08:51.92]當(dāng)點唱機播放棕眼女孩組合的歌 你們能聽到的...
[08:57.19]would be silence.
[08:57.19]只是一片寂靜
[09:00.38]And "Brown Eyed Girl."
[09:00.38]還有棕眼女孩的演唱而已
[09:02.73]But who would woo,Lily?
[09:02.73]但是誰會尖叫呢 Lily?
[09:04.63]Who would woo? Would you?
[09:04.63]但是誰會尖叫呢? 你會嗎?
[09:09.58]Would you...
[09:09.58]你會嗎...
[09:13.21]Who wants to name my boobs?
[09:13.21]誰想給我咪咪取個名啊?
[09:18.80]Now if you'll excuse me,I have a date with Hannity and Colmes.
[09:18.80]那么抱歉了 我和Hannity以及Colmes有約了
[09:24.83]Over the next couple of weeks,I dove into work.
[09:24.83]接下來幾周 我埋頭工作
[09:27.37]It felt great to be working on something that I really cared about.
[09:27.37]從事真正在乎的工作 我感到很開心
[09:30.36]Finally,the morning of the presentation arrived.
[09:30.36]最后 展示我設(shè)計的那個早上到來了
[09:33.06]And we believe this timeless design will radiate the strength
[09:33.06]我們深信這個永恒的設(shè)計能夠反應(yīng)出
[09:37.87]and stability that is Goliath National Bank.
[09:37.87]戈里亞國際銀行的力量和不朽
[09:41.73]Thank you,gentlemen.
[09:41.73]謝謝 先生們
[09:46.36]I left there feeling pretty good about my chances.
[09:46.36]我滿懷著機遇的欣喜離開了公司
[09:49.09]Later that night,we ran into Barney.
[09:49.09]晚上 我們碰見了Barney
[09:51.05]Hey,Barney!
[09:51.05]嘿 Barney!
[09:52.67]Give me the good news.
[09:52.67]告訴我好消息
[09:54.56]You didn't get it.
[09:54.56]你沒中標(biāo)
[09:56.63]What?
[09:56.63]什么?
[09:57.85]The board decided to go with Sven.
[09:57.85]董事會決定與Sven合作
[10:12.75]I can't believe I didn't get it.
[10:12.75]真難以置信 我沒中標(biāo)
[10:14.76]I really thought I nailed the pitch.
[10:14.76]我真的以為自己已經(jīng)十拿九穩(wěn)了
[10:16.80]Why would they go with Sven?
[10:16.80]他們怎么會選擇Sven的?
[10:18.26]I did everything I could to change their minds.
[10:18.26]我盡了全力來改變他們的主意
[10:20.70]But they wouldn't budge.
[10:20.70]但他們就是不讓步
[10:22.54]I'm sorry.
[10:22.54]我很抱歉
[10:23.84]Wow,this really sucks.
[10:23.84]哦 這太糟糕了
[10:26.88]After the way these last couple of months have gone...
[10:26.88]經(jīng)過這幾個月時間
[10:30.30]I guess I need this more than I thought I did.
[10:30.30]我覺得我比我預(yù)計的更需要這個工作
[10:36.06]You want to go down to the current GNB building and just,like...
[10:36.06]你是不是想去現(xiàn)在的戈里亞國際銀行大廈 然后比方說
[10:40.60]I don't know,just pee on it a little bit?
[10:40.60]我也不知道 在上面撒泡尿?
[10:45.02]Yeah. Yeah,I think I need that.
[10:45.02]嗯 是 我想我是需要
[10:49.90]Finish your beer.
[10:49.90]把酒喝完
[10:55.98]What happened?
[10:55.98]怎么了?
[10:57.04]Oh,Ted didn't get that job.
[10:57.04]哦 Ted沒得到那個工作
[10:59.68]But that's not the biggest disappointment of the day.
[10:59.68]但那不是今天最令人失望的事
[11:03.12]What?
[11:03.12]什么?
[11:03.98]We saw you woo.
[11:03.98]我們看見你尖叫了
[11:06.11]Saw who woo?
[11:06.11]看誰尖叫了?
[11:06.89]Sawyouwoo.
[11:06.89]你尖叫了啊
[11:08.25]I didn't woo.
[11:08.25]我不可能啊
[11:09.17]- You did,too. - That's not true.
[11:09.17]- 就是你沒錯 - 這不是真的
[11:10.75]Your nose just grew.
[11:10.75]你的鼻子都長了
[11:13.24]You're,like,best friends with Jillian now?
[11:13.24]你好像現(xiàn)在成了Jillian的密友了?
[11:15.97]No. It's just...
[11:15.97]不是 只不過...
[11:17.67]You're married,Lily,but I'm still single.
[11:17.67]你結(jié)婚了 Lily 可我仍然是單身
[11:19.89]Whenever I hang out with you,I'm usually the third wheel to you and Marshall.
[11:19.89]無論什么時候我跟你在一起 我總覺得我是你跟Marshall之間的電燈泡
[11:23.52]Sometimes,it's fun to go out with other single women and do stuff that you don't want to.
[11:23.52]有時跟其他單身女人一起出去 做一些 你不喜歡做的事情 是很有意思的
[11:28.03]Like what?
[11:28.03]比如什么?
[11:29.64]Like woo,Lily. Like woo.
[11:29.64]比如尖叫 Lily 就比如尖叫
[11:32.57]- I can woo. - That's not true.
[11:32.57]- 我可以尖叫的 - 這不是真的
[11:34.35]- I can,too. - It's just not you.
[11:34.35]- 我也可以的 - 那就不是你了
[11:39.90]- Bilson. - Yeah?
[11:39.90]- Bilson - 怎么了?
[11:42.24]Look,I just...I just want to say,I know you guys went with Sven,
[11:42.24]聽著 我只是 我只是想說 我知道你們支持Sven
[11:44.71]but Ted Mosby is tremendously talented,
[11:44.71]但是Ted Mosby非常有天賦
[11:47.86]and I think he would have done a hell of a job.
[11:47.86]我覺得他可以把這個工作做得非常不錯
[11:50.47]I agree. That's why I voted for him.
[11:50.47]我同意 這就是為什么我投他的票了
[11:53.65]So,then,it's agreed.
[11:53.65]這么說你們同意了
[11:54.98]From now on,all ATM fees are now called Freedom Charges.
[11:54.98]從今以后所有ATM機收費現(xiàn)在 叫做為自由而付費
[11:59.17]Conference call. Now.
[11:59.17]電話會議 現(xiàn)在
[12:05.01]You got something you want to tell me?
[12:05.01]你有什么想跟我說的?
[12:06.77]Oh,damn it.
[12:06.77]哦 該死的
[12:07.63]I told Heather to put everything back on your desk the way it was.
[12:07.63]我告訴過Heather把所有東西 都按原樣放回你桌子上
[12:10.76]Bilson told me he wanted to give the job to Ted. So what happened?
[12:10.76]Bilson告訴我他想把那個工作給Ted 那么發(fā)生了什么?
[12:18.01]Okay,fine.
[12:18.01]哦 好吧
[12:20.19]will radiate the strength and stability that is Goliath National Bank.
[12:20.19]將反映出戈里亞國際銀行的力量和不朽
[12:25.94]Thank you,gentlemen.
[12:25.94]謝謝 先生們
[12:35.15]So?
[12:35.15]怎么樣?
[12:36.55]That was great. I love it.
[12:36.55]很好啊 我喜歡它
[12:38.49]Yes! Looks like we got our guy.
[12:38.49]對! 看起來我們找對了人
[12:40.50]I don't think we even need to meet with,uh...
[12:40.50]我看根本用不著再見那個 呃...
[12:44.16]I am Sven Jorgensen.
[12:44.16]我是Sven Jorgensen
[12:45.74]With me are Sven Pilsen and Sven Johanssen,and we are...
[12:45.74]我旁邊的是Sven Pilsen和Sven Johanssen 我們是...
[12:49.04]Sven!
[12:49.04]Sven!
[12:51.43]You are Goliath National Bank.
[12:51.43]你是戈里亞國際銀行
[12:53.31]You are cutting edge. You are new. You are fresh.
[12:53.31]你是前沿 你是新的 是嶄新的
[12:56.49]Women want to be with you,men wish to harm you,
[12:56.49]女人想跟你在一起 男人想傷害你
[12:59.05]but the fool who dares challenge you shall be crushed!
[12:59.05]但是想挑戰(zhàn)你的傻子會被擊敗!
[13:02.51]Your headquarters will tell the world of these facts.
[13:02.51]你的總部要告訴世界這些事實
[13:05.41]Oh,and one more thing... Don't look now!
[13:05.41]哦 還有一件事...現(xiàn)在別看!
[13:09.76]Which of you is Barney Stinson,head of the search committee?
[13:09.76]哪位是Barney Stinson 遴選委員會主席?
[13:12.64]Oh,my God. That's me!
[13:12.64]哦 天啊 說我呢!
[13:14.22]You,Barney Stinson,are a man of power and virility.
[13:14.22]你 Barney Stinson是個有力量和男子氣概的人
[13:17.72]Your office shall be here,in the head of a Tyrannosaurus rex.
[13:17.72]你的辦公室應(yīng)該在這里 在暴龍Rex的頭部
[13:21.39]I never knew it till now,but I've always dreamed of that.
[13:21.39]我剛剛才知道這就是我一直以來的夢想
[13:24.69]On your large desk of Honduran rosewood shall be this button.
[13:24.69]在你洪都拉斯紅木的大桌子上面 會有這個按鈕
[13:28.66]What does the button do?
[13:28.66]這個按鈕是干什么的?
[13:29.82]Press it! Press it for glory!
[13:29.82]按一下! 為了榮譽按一下!
[13:36.34]Yes!
[13:36.34]好極了!
[13:37.54]This is the most awesome building in the universe.
[13:37.54]這是宇宙間最帥的建筑
[13:40.55]There is no way this building could be more awesome.
[13:40.55]這個建筑再不可能更帥了
[13:43.31]There is a strip club in the letter "N."
[13:43.31]字母N里面還設(shè)計了個脫衣舞俱樂部
[13:49.26]What the hell is the matter with you?
[13:49.26]你到底有什么毛病啊?
[13:51.00]This is Ted's big break!
[13:51.00]這是Ted的重大突破!
[13:52.65]And then you sold him out because you wanted to work in the brain of a Tyrannosaurus rex,
[13:52.65]然后你把他出賣了 只因為你想工作在暴龍Rex的腦袋里
[13:56.43]which,incidentally,if you knew anything about dinosaurs,is really,really small.
[13:56.43]順便提一句 如果你稍微了解恐龍的話 它們的頭是非常非常小的
[14:00.63]Marshall,this isn't about my office.
[14:00.63]Marshall 這跟我的辦公室沒有關(guān)系
[14:02.86]Ted's building was good.
[14:02.86]Ted的方案是不錯
[14:04.36]Sven's was better.
[14:04.36]Sven的更好
[14:05.49]And I am not going to let the fact that I am Ted's best friend be a factor in business.
[14:05.49]我不能讓我是Ted最好的朋友 這一個原因影響我的工作
[14:10.02]You didn't pick Sven's building because it was better.
[14:10.02]你挑了Sven的方案不是因為那個更好
[14:11.88]You picked it because you wanted to work in a cool dinosaur office.
[14:11.88]你挑了那個是因為你想工作 在一個很酷的恐龍辦公室里
[14:13.78]That's a lie!
[14:13.78]這是撒謊!
[14:15.44]I picked it because it-it...
[14:15.44]我選它是因為 因為...
[14:18.75]It breathes fire,Marshall.
[14:18.75]它會噴火 Marshall
[14:22.00]"Fire Marshall."
[14:22.00]"開除了Marshall"
[14:25.21]I didn't even notice.
[14:25.21]我都沒注意到
[14:26.45]How could you do this to Ted after everything he's been through with Stella?
[14:26.45]你怎么能這樣對Ted呢 尤其在Stella事件發(fā)生之后?
[14:29.97]You're just being selfish.
[14:29.97]你真是太自私了
[14:31.57]Marshall,I wouldnever ma a business decision for selfish reasons.
[14:31.57]Marshall 我絕對不會出于個人目的 做商業(yè)決策
[14:35.77]I am a professional.
[14:35.77]我很專業(yè)
[14:37.25]Now,come on.
[14:37.25]現(xiàn)在 來吧
[14:38.39]Let's get a nice daytime drunk going,and throw empties at pigeons.
[14:38.39]我們白天喝醉了吧 然后用空酒罐砸鴿子
[14:41.00]No. No. For two reasons.
[14:41.00]不 不 因為兩個原因
[14:43.28]One,pigeons are smarter than you think. They hold grudges.
[14:43.28]一是因為鴿子可比你想象中聰明的多 它們記仇的
[14:46.29]And,two,this is our last conference call,Mr. Stinson.
[14:46.29]二是因為這是咱們最后一次電話會議 Stinson先生
[14:50.85]There are repercussions to screwing over a friend.
[14:50.85]這就是算計朋友的后果
[14:53.04]- Like what? - Like this.
[14:53.04]- 比如什么? - 比如這樣
[15:20.41]Oh,my God,you guys.
[15:20.41]哦 天啊 姐們兒
[15:21.71]Last night,we raised $10,000 for my charity to help combat childhood illiteracy.
[15:21.71]昨天晚上我們?yōu)槲业拇壬仆頃季枇?萬塊 幫助那些讀寫困難癥的孩子
[15:26.61]It's a really serious issue.
[15:26.61]這是個很重大的問題
[15:30.93]Someone just earned herself an ass-first ride down the dance floor spank canyon!
[15:30.93]有人剛剛贏得了第一個走進舞池的機會
[15:45.10]Lily,what are you doing here?
[15:45.10]Lily 你來干什么?
[15:46.49]Oh,just doing the fun things you single girls do.
[15:46.49]哦 只不過做些你們單身女孩 才做的有趣的事情
[15:49.87]What's with the plastic fireman's hat?
[15:49.87]那個救火隊塑料帽子是干什么的?
[15:52.33]Oh,I didn't have a cowboy hat,and today was fire safety day at school,so...
[15:52.33]哦 我沒有牛仔帽 今天是學(xué)校消防安全日 所以...
[15:58.07]Oh,my God,bitch. This is our anthem.
[15:58.07]哦 天啊 賤人 這是我們的頌歌
[16:01.20]Really? Who sings this?
[16:01.20]真的嗎? 誰唱的?
[16:04.87]Is LL Cool J still doing things?
[16:04.87]LL Cool J還唱嗎? (美國東海岸著名Hip-Hop老歌手)
[16:08.47]This is great,Svens.
[16:08.47]這很好 Svens
[16:10.80]You guys are so much cooler than Marshall.
[16:10.80]你們這些家伙比Marshall酷多了
[16:12.93]He doesn't even own a unitard.
[16:12.93]他連個緊身衣都沒有
[16:15.78]Who wants a brew?
[16:15.78]誰想要喝點酒?
[16:17.22]I don't understand.
[16:17.22]我不明白
[16:19.14]Where is the conference call?
[16:19.14]電話會議在哪里?
[16:21.43]Thisisthe conference call. Get it?
[16:21.43]這就是電話會議 明白嗎?
[16:24.18]In America,when we work late,welieabout a conference call,
[16:24.18]在美國如果我們工作到很晚 我們就撒謊說要開會
[16:28.31]and we come up here and we drink a few beers.
[16:28.31]然后我們來這里喝點啤酒
[16:30.05]It's awesome.
[16:30.05]真是棒極了
[16:31.31]This is a waste of time.
[16:31.31]這是浪費時間
[16:32.91]Push-ups!
[16:32.91]俯臥撐!
[16:36.00]Misty,you are such a slut.
[16:36.00]Misty 你真是個蕩婦
[16:38.14]Let's do another shot.
[16:38.14]我們再喝一杯
[16:41.66]You're the slut,you skank. Shots are on you.
[16:41.66]你這個小賤人 這一杯你買單
[16:46.64]No,bitch,shots are on you.
[16:46.64]不 賤人 你買單差不多
[16:48.38]You're such a whore.
[16:48.38]你個婊子
[16:51.76]You're all a bunch of prostitutes. You probably have STDs.
[16:51.76]你們真是一群妓女 你們也許有性病
[16:59.60]Let's go dance.
[16:59.60]我們?nèi)ヌ璋?br />
[17:06.10]Lily,this isn't working. You shouldn't be here.
[17:06.10]Lily 這不適合你 你不該在這里
[17:08.45]Oh,I get it.
[17:08.45]哦 我明白了
[17:09.57]Because I'm happily married,I'm some kind of loser?
[17:09.57]因為我幸福的結(jié)婚了 我就是個失敗者?
[17:12.07]Exactly the opposite.
[17:12.07]恰恰相反
[17:13.83]Lily,why do you think the Woo Girls have to woo when they win a game of beer pong,
[17:13.83]Lily 你覺得那些尖叫女孩為什么 因為一杯酒或者一個游戲
[17:19.00]or when a hot guy takes his shirt off?
[17:19.00]再或者勾搭上一個帥哥 就不得不尖叫?
[17:21.22]It's because that is as good as life gets for them.
[17:21.22]那是因為生活的精彩也不過如此
[17:23.68]They're really sad people.
[17:23.68]她們是真正悲傷的人
[17:26.73]And,when they hang out with someone who's got it all figured out--
[17:26.73]當(dāng)她們跟一個什么都有了的人出來玩時
[17:29.25]someone like you-- it bums them out.
[17:29.25]比如你 他們會很沮喪的
[17:32.14]It takes away their woo.
[17:32.14]所以在你面前她們尖叫不起來
[17:33.65]You're just saying that so I don't feel like an old married lady.
[17:33.65]你這樣說只不過為了不讓我覺得 自己是個已婚的老女人
[17:37.13]Look at those girls,Lily.
[17:37.13]看看那些女孩 Lily
[17:39.26]Look at them and listen to what their woo's are really saying.
[17:39.26]看看她們 聽聽她們的尖叫實際上是在說什么
[17:43.33]********
[17:43.33]我洗澡的時候會哭!
[17:46.83]*************
[17:46.83]我從來沒有過第二次約會!
[17:50.59]*****************
[17:50.59]如果我永遠做不了母親怎么辦?!
[17:54.67]*********************
[17:54.67]我暗戀Jillian!
[18:00.84]*************************
[18:00.84]我的事業(yè)和愛情都虛無縹緲
[18:05.01]Oh,those poor girls... a-and Ted.
[18:05.01]哦 那些可憐的女孩 還有Ted
[18:08.29]I-I just want to go give them all a hug.
[18:08.29]我 我只想過去給她們個擁抱
[18:10.91]Lily,right now I'm like them.
[18:10.91]Lily 現(xiàn)在我跟她們差不多
[18:12.70]I'm unemployed,I'm single,I'm a little lost.
[18:12.70]我失業(yè)了 單身 我有些迷茫
[18:16.93]So every once in a while,I need to woo,
[18:16.93]所以時不時的我也要尖叫放縱一下
[18:20.62]but when I need to talk about something real,
[18:20.62]但是如果我真的想談心
[18:23.23]you're the one I turn to.
[18:23.23]我會去找你的
[18:25.51]You're my best friend.
[18:25.51]你是我最好的朋友
[18:26.89]And you're mine.
[18:26.89]你也是我的最好的朋友
[18:28.18]And I promise I'll make more time for just us.
[18:28.18]我保證我會多騰出些時間給我們倆
[18:31.28]Marshall doesn't have to tag along to everything we do.
[18:31.28]Marshall不必我們做什么都摻合進來
[18:34.11]Hey,have you guys tried these purple hooter test tube shots?
[18:34.11]嘿 你們試過這紫色試管酒嗎?
[18:36.51]I've had,like,five of 'em. I don't even think there's alcohol in here.
[18:36.51]我喝了五六杯 我覺得這玩意兒都沒度數(shù)的
[18:39.51]- Where'd you get that hat? - What hat?
[18:39.51]- 你從哪搞來的那個帽子? - 什么帽子?
[18:46.49]- We fired Sven. - What?
[18:46.49]- 我們不用Sven了 - 什么?
[18:48.70]Yeah,those guys were idiots.
[18:48.70]嗯 那些家伙是白癡
[18:50.42]I mean,sure,they had some cool ideas-- some really cool ideas.
[18:50.42]我的意思是 當(dāng)然 他們想法很酷 有些真的非常酷
[18:54.44]Actually,I wonder if it's not too late to...
[18:54.44]事實上我懷疑現(xiàn)在是不是太晚...
[18:55.75]No!
[18:55.75]不!
[18:56.89]The point is: you got the job.
[18:56.89]關(guān)鍵問題是 你得到了這個工作
[18:59.75]- Really? - Yeah.
[18:59.75]- 真的嗎? - 對
[19:00.83]The search committee realized they made the wrong decision.
[19:00.83]遴選委員會意識到他們犯了個錯誤
[19:03.72]Plus,you really mean a lot to them and they want you to be happy.
[19:03.72]另外 你對他們真的很重要 他們希望你能開心
[19:08.52]That's weird.
[19:08.52]好奇怪呀
[19:10.27]Look,Ted,your design was the best,and you deserve it.
[19:10.27]聽著 Ted 你的設(shè)計是最好的 你受之無愧
[19:15.92]There's also something that you should know about why you didn't get the job in the first place.
[19:15.92]還有為什么你一開始沒被選中 我得跟你說點實話
[19:21.17]- You see,Ted... - It was Bilson.
[19:21.17]- 你聽著 Ted... - 是因為Bilson
[19:23.35]Yeah,yeah.
[19:23.35]對 對
[19:24.87]Bilson just wanted to have an office in a dinosaur head,
[19:24.87]Bilson就想要個恐龍腦袋里的辦公室
[19:28.53]but Barney convinced him that it was really,really stupid.
[19:28.53]不過Barney說服他那很傻
[19:31.45]Well,you know.
[19:31.45]是啊 你知道的
[19:33.74]Thank you,Barney.
[19:33.74]謝謝你 Barney
[19:35.61]I can't believe this. I-I just got our firm the biggest account we've ever had.
[19:35.61]我不敢相信 我...我剛剛得到了 我們公司創(chuàng)建以來最大的客戶
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[19:39.80]現(xiàn)在只有我的愛情還在飄渺了!
[19:43.21]Next round's on me.
[19:43.21]下一輪我請
[19:49.29]Why'd you let me off the hook?
[19:49.29]為什么你沒告發(fā)我?
[19:52.15]You did the right thing.
[19:52.15]你做了件正確的事
[19:53.30]Seemed like you deserved a bye.
[19:53.30]看起來你不該被告發(fā)
[19:56.15]Plus,it would have really bummed Ted out,and he's-he's finally...
[19:56.15]另外 那件事真的讓Ted很失望 他現(xiàn)在 現(xiàn)在終于...
[19:59.26]- happy right now. - Yeah.
[19:59.26]- 高興起來了 - 是啊
[20:03.68]You really are Ted's best friend.
[20:03.68]你真是Ted最好的朋友
[20:07.65]And so am I. It's a tie.
[20:07.65]我也是 這是不言而喻的
[20:10.52]Thanks,Marshall.
[20:10.52]謝謝你 Marshall
[20:12.08]Marshall wound up caving and telling me the truth about Barney,like,ten minutes later,
[20:12.08]Marshall不服輸 大概十分鐘后告訴我關(guān)于Barney的事
[20:16.12]at which point we tied Uncle Barney to the mechanical bull,
[20:16.12]于是我們把Barney叔叔捆在機械公牛上
[20:18.84]cranked it up to a setting called "Paint Mixer" and went home.
[20:18.84]把手柄轉(zhuǎn)到"七葷八素"檔 然后回家了
[20:22.82]- I love you,man. - Love you,too,buddy.
[20:22.82]- 我愛你 伙計 - 我也愛你 伙計
[20:24.84]Hey,you going to ride the bull tonight?
[20:24.84]嘿 你今天晚上想騎公牛嗎?
[20:26.36]No,not if you paid me.
[20:26.36]不 即使你請客我也不騎
[20:27.73]I have an inner ear thing.
[20:27.73]我內(nèi)耳有問題
[20:29.80]It was a pretty great night.
[20:29.80]這是個愉快的晚上
[20:35.16]Three hours. That's a bar record.
[20:35.16]三小時 破了酒吧的紀(jì)錄
[20:38.62]That's right,ladies.
[20:38.62]沒錯 女士們
[20:41.69]Jillian,you know what'd be really crazy and funny and stupid to do tonight?
[20:41.69]Jillian 你知道今天晚上有什么 瘋狂有趣愚蠢的事可做嗎?
[20:45.86]If you and me find a guy and have a three-way.
[20:45.86]如果我們找到一個男人玩3p
[20:49.52]Maybe... if we found the right guy.
[20:49.52]也許... 如果我們找的到合適的人
[20:52.83]Yeah,and...
[20:52.83]嗯 不過...
[20:54.05]if we don't find the right guy,maybe you and I could just...
[20:54.05]如果我們找不到合適的人 也許咱們倆可以...
[20:57.40]You know who was pretty cute?
[20:57.40]你知道我發(fā)現(xiàn)誰很可愛嗎?
[20:59.26]That guy Ted.
[20:59.26]那個叫Ted的家伙
[21:00.80]Let's go find him.
[21:00.80]我們?nèi)フ宜?br />