According to Nostradamus, the Hopi Indians, and others, 2012 marks the end of the world — December 21, to be exact, if you believe some interpretations of the Mayan calendar. Don’t want to go down without a fight? Here’s what to do.
Step 1: Apply to a doomsday community Step 1:在世界末日社區(qū)注冊賬號
Join a doomsday community to survive a 2012 end-of-the-world scenario — an underground bunker network built to keep people alive for a year. You’ll need both the price of admission — at least $50,000 in some cases — and approval by the bunker board.
Step 2: Build your own bunker Step 2:修建自己的地堡
If you prefer to go it alone, build your own apocalypse shelter, or buy a prefabricated one. Camouflage it if you can: You don’t want desperate neighbors trying to break down the bunker door when all hell breaks loose.
Step 3: Stock the basics Step 3:準(zhǔn)備好基本的生活用品
Stock your 2012 end-of-the-world shelter with the basics: non-perishable food that doesn’t require cooking; water; clothing; and medical supplies.
Step 4: Anticipate disasters Step 4:對災(zāi)難未雨綢繆
Be equipped to survive any apocalyptic scenario by stocking hazmat suits, personal flotation devices, fireproofing spray, and potassium iodide tablets to protect against radiation exposure. After all, we don’t know exactly how the end will come.
Step 5: Prepare to start again Step 5:準(zhǔn)備好再次出山
Include supplies that will help you make a new start once it’s safe to leave the bunker, like seeds to plant a crisis garden; water purification items; waterproof matches; and hand tools for a world that may not have electricity.
Step 6: Get fit Step 6:保持健康
Spend your time in the bunker getting into top physical shape; now that you’ve survived 2012 and the end of the world, you’re going to need all the strength you can muster to re-establish a new one.