Two Australians, Mack and Jill, are camping on Kangaroo Island.
M: Look! There's a koala hugging a tree. They're really so cute. Jill, why are you crying?
J: The government's planning on killing them because they may starve to death soon.
M: What a stupid idea! They should try saving them instead.
J: I agree. Let's start a campaign to save them. If we can find 5,000 people to each take one home. The problem will be solved.
M: That's a good idea. You know, there're about 18 million people in Australia. Five thousand is only 0.027 percent of the population.
J: Let's do it then.
M: Killing as a solution to a problem is just not right.
J: You can say that again.
be all ears 洗耳恭聽 attentive 專心的
My feet are killing me. 不聽使喚了,走不動了
The solution to pollution is to have fewer cars.
Let's pitch our tent here on this level ground. pitch (動作)搭帳篷
aboriginee 原著居民
sly = cunning 小聰明
plan on going camping = plan to go camping
count 認真追求 chase 為有趣追求
approximately (寫作中)
15.23 fifteen point two three
campaign 活動(正式詞)