知行哈哈糖(笑話集錦)-生活類DUI violation

<p>[ti:未知]<br /> [ar:]<br /> [al:]<br /> [by:]<br /> [00:02.30]知行英語(yǔ)<br /> [00:05.81]Listen and Share<br /> [00:08.12]知行哈哈糖<br /> [00:14.68]DUI violation<br /> [00:17.74]酒后駕車<br /> [00:20.64]Late one night a police officer<br /> [00:24.16]was patrolling a rowdy bar<br /> [00:26.84]to anticipate possible DUI violations.<br /> [00:31.27]At closing time,<br /> [00:33.38]he saw a fellow tumble out of the bar,<br /> [00:37.21]trip on the curb,<br /> [00:39.05]and try his keys in five different cars<br /> [00:43.40]before he found his.<br /> [00:46.08]Then he sat in the front seat<br /> [00:49.18]fumbling around with his keys<br /> [00:51.37]for several minutes.<br /> [00:53.67]Everyone else left the bar and drove off.<br /> [00:57.85]Finally he started his engine<br /> [01:00.51]and began to pull away.<br /> [01:03.30]The police officer was waiting for him<br /> [01:06.61]and turned on his light<br /> [01:08.44]and pulled the driver over,<br /> [01:10.94]read him his rights<br /> [01:12.82]and administered the breathalyzer test.<br /> [01:16.22]The test results showed a reading of 0.00.<br /> [01:23.12]The puzzled officer demanded to know<br /> [01:25.88]how could that be.<br /> [01:28.76]The driver replied,<br /> [01:30.77]"Tonight I'm the designated decoy!"<br /> [01:35.53]中文大意<br /> [02:35.65]語(yǔ)言點(diǎn)<br /> [02:37.23]dui<br /> [02:38.93]driving under the influence<br /> [02:44.27]drunk<br /> [02:45.45]喝醉了的<br /> [02:47.48]He was very drunk.<br /> [02:51.73]closing time<br /> [02:55.70]營(yíng)業(yè)時(shí)間 open time<br /> [02:59.34]fellow  家伙<br /> [03:06.78]guy<br /> [03:10.45]fellow<br /> [03:15.19]guy<br /> [03:17.14]fumble  摸索<br /> [03:21.48]pull away  離開<br /> [03:24.85]drove off<br /> [03:27.72]breathalyzer test<br /> [03:35.00]administer<br /> [03:39.69]administer justice  執(zhí)行法律<br /> [03:43.73]I'm the designated decoy.<br /> [04:02.79]謝謝收聽<br /> [04:15.02]知行提示</p>

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