A new Version1) of Washington and Cherry Tree
Mr.Washington looked at the cherry tree and scratched his chin.“Now George,”he said to his son,“Are you sure you had nothing to do with chopping2) this tree down?”“I don’t clearly recall chopping this tree down,”answered George.“Isn’t this your axe3)?”asked the father,pointing to the tool on the ground by the stump of the cherry tree,“That appears to be very similar to my axe,”said George.“Well,you’re a healthy young man,and I know you enjoy outside work like chopping firewood and such,don’ t you?”“There may have been one or two times when I might have chopped firewood.”“With this axe?”“Possibly with an axe that in a general way resembles that one.”“I seem to recall that you chopped wood for Miss Jenny several times,I believe.”“Only once.It was not a continuing relationship.”“But she said you chopped lots of firewood at her place,and I noticed that all of it has a peculiar mark left by an axe blade with a small chip in it.Doesn’t your axe have such a distinguishing characteristic?” “I don’ t recall ever noticing anything unusual about my axe.Besides,that was all in the past.It has nothing to do with how I behave now,or whether I would have chopped down your cherry tree.”
George’s mother commented:“I don’ t believe George would do such a thing.”“But his axe is right here,and the tree is freshly cut,and he’ s the only person around.”“Oh,just drop it,it’ s only a tree,”said his mother.“But it’ s not just the tree;we really need to find out if he’s being honest with us.I won’t put up with4) lying,and he shouldn’t get you to cover up for him.”“Well,if he really had cut the tree,he would deserve to be punished,but I just don’t think he could have done it,”she said.
George spoke up,clearly angry,and s hook his finger at them.“I’ m going to say this one more time:I did not chop down that tree ――the cherry tree――and I did not ask anyone to lie.Not one time.Never.”George’s father was not accustomed to his son being so direct,but had to admit the teenager seemed genuinely hurt that his integrity5) was in question.Mrs.Washington was clearly uncomfortable with the situation and wanted the problem to go away.George’ s father didn’t like the discussion either,but he had to get to the bottom of this.He continued:“George,there’ s no fresh-cut firewood around,but your hair an d clothing are full of wood chips,and the chips look like cherry wood to me.How do you explain t hat?”
George bit his lip and answered:“Clearly my behavior has been inappropriate6),and I deeply regret the embarrassment I may have caused Miss Jenny,and the damage which seems to have been done to the tree.But I really need to g et back to my chores7) now.”
“We‘re not quite finished yet,”said his father.“Now I’m going to ask you directly.Did you chop down that cherry tree?”“Define‘chop’,”said George.“You know very well what‘chop’means.Anyone knows what‘chop’means.”said his exasperated8) father,shaking.“Are you lying to me?”“Well,it’ s possible that I might have swung the axe in an inappropriate manner which might have resulted in some harm to the tree,but at the moment you asked me,I was thinking of what‘chop’means and my actions didn’t meet my definition of‘chopping’so I really didn’t lie.”
George’ s mother was not entirely satisfied with this answer,but the affair was be-ginning to spoil her day and she really wanted to get it behind her.Her son was basic ally a likeable young man who did his chores most of the time ――although his father swore the family-hired hands deserved most of the credit.She decided to put her foot down:“This is not really worth all the fuss,”she said,“Even if he did it,it’ s only a tree and every young man enjoys chopping a tree now and then.You’ve certainly chopped a few in your day.Now let’ s forget it and enjoy this lovely afternoon.”She smiled and stroked George’s hair.
Seeing that he had lost,George’ s father took a deep breath,turned and walked slowly toward the house.He shook his head in wonder;he had always given his wife credit for better judgment.“Why am I always the one who ends up in the doghouse?”he thought.
George smiled and picked up his axe.As he ran his thumb along the keen edge,his gaze turned toward the stately oak tree on the front lawn.
□by Rex Crigger
《華盛頓與櫻桃樹》新編
編者按:《華盛頓與櫻桃樹》的故事在美國(guó)家喻戶曉。小時(shí)候,華盛頓用自己的小斧頭把父親心愛的一棵櫻桃樹給砍掉了。他知道父親會(huì)生氣,但還是如實(shí)相告。美國(guó)的父母總是給孩子講這個(gè)故事,教育他們學(xué)習(xí)國(guó)父華盛頓的誠(chéng)實(shí)。而《華盛頓與櫻桃樹》新編,則影射了當(dāng)今美國(guó)一些政客出于政治目的而大玩文字游戲撒謊狡辯的行徑。
華盛頓先生看著櫻桃樹,撓撓下巴。“喬治,”他問兒子,“你肯定與砍掉這棵櫻桃樹無關(guān)嗎?”“我記不清有沒有砍掉這棵櫻桃樹,”喬治答道。“這把斧子不是你的嗎?”父親指著地上櫻桃樹樁旁邊的斧頭問道。“好像和我的斧頭很相似,”喬治說。“你是個(gè)健康的青年人,我知道你喜歡在外面干點(diǎn)活兒,比如砍砍柴火之類的,對(duì)不對(duì)?”“也許有一兩次我可能砍過柴火。”“是用這把斧頭嗎?”“可能用過與這把大致相似的斧頭。”“我好像記得你給珍妮小姐砍過幾次柴火,沒有錯(cuò)。”“只有一次,以后就沒有再砍了。”“可是她說你在她那兒砍了許多柴火,而且我注意到那些柴火上都有一個(gè)小缺口斧頭留下的特別的痕跡。你的斧頭不是就有這樣一個(gè)明顯的特征嗎?”“我想不起來曾注意到我的斧頭有任何特別的地方。再說,那都是過去的事,與我現(xiàn)在的行為無關(guān),也與我是否砍掉你的櫻桃樹無關(guān)。”
喬治的媽媽說話了:“我相信喬治不會(huì)干這種事。”“可是,他的斧頭現(xiàn)在就在這兒,樹也是剛被砍的,而且周圍也只有他一個(gè)人。”“哎,算了吧,不就是一棵樹嘛,”他母親說。“這可不是一棵樹的問題;我們真需要弄清楚他對(duì)我們是不是誠(chéng)實(shí)。我不會(huì)容忍他說謊,他也不應(yīng)該讓你來為他掩蓋。”“是啊,如果他真把樹砍了,那是應(yīng)該受到懲罰的。但是,我就是覺得他不可能干這種事的。”她說。
喬治開口了,顯然很生氣,手指點(diǎn)著他們:“我再說一遍,我沒有砍那棵樹,那棵櫻桃樹,我也沒有叫任何人說謊。一次也沒有。從來沒有。”兒子說話這么直截了當(dāng),父親還不習(xí)慣。但他不得不承認(rèn),孩子看上去真受傷害了,他的人格受到了懷疑。華盛頓夫人對(duì)此顯然感到不快,想息事寧人。喬治的父親也不喜歡這樣談話,可他必須搞清楚這樁事情。他接著說:“喬治,這周圍沒有剛砍的柴火,可你的頭發(fā)和衣服上全是木屑,這些木屑看上去像是櫻桃木的。這,你如何解釋?”
喬治咬咬嘴唇回答道:“顯然,我的行為是不恰當(dāng)?shù)模覍?duì)可能已經(jīng)給珍妮小姐帶來的尷尬和對(duì)那棵樹造成的損害深表遺憾??晌椰F(xiàn)在真需要回去干活了。”
“我們還沒有說完呢,”他父親說,“現(xiàn)在,我要直截了當(dāng)?shù)貑柲?,你有沒有砍了那棵櫻桃樹?”“什么叫‘砍’?”喬治問。“你很清楚‘砍’是什么意思!誰都知道‘砍’是什么意思!”父親氣得發(fā)抖。“你是在跟我說謊嗎?”“好,我有可能不適當(dāng)?shù)負(fù)]動(dòng)了那把斧頭,結(jié)果對(duì)這棵樹造成了一些損害。但當(dāng)你問我的這一刻,我在想‘砍’的意思,我的行為并不符合我對(duì)‘砍’的理解。所以,我真沒有說謊。“
喬治的母親對(duì)兒子的回答并不完全滿意,但這件事開始把這一天的家庭氣氛給搞糟了,她真想了結(jié)。兒子基本上是個(gè)招人喜愛的年輕人,大部分時(shí)間都在干活---但是他父親肯定地說,大多數(shù)活兒都是家里雇的幫手干的。她決定當(dāng)機(jī)立斷:“這件事不值得那么大動(dòng)干戈,”她說,“即使他砍了這棵櫻桃樹,不就是一棵樹嘛;年輕人都喜歡時(shí)不時(shí)砍棵樹。你年輕的時(shí)候一定也砍過幾棵!忘了這件事吧,好好把這個(gè)下午過好。”她微笑著,撫弄著喬治的頭發(fā)。
喬治的父親知道自己失敗了,深吸了一口氣,轉(zhuǎn)過身朝屋子慢慢走去。他不解地?fù)u搖頭;他一直相信妻子有良好的判斷力。“為什么結(jié)果總是我沒有理呢?”他想。
喬治笑了,撿起自己的斧頭。當(dāng)他的大拇指在鋒利的斧頭刀刃上滑動(dòng)時(shí),他的目光轉(zhuǎn)向了前面草地里那棵高大的橡樹。
NOTE 注釋:
1. version [5v:F(E)n; (?@) 5vErVn] n.(一種)說法,看法,譯文
2. chop [tFCp] vt. 剁碎, 砍
3. axe [A ks] n. 斧
4. put up with 容忍,忍受
5. integrity [in5te^riti] n. 正直, 誠(chéng)實(shí)
6. inappropriate [InE5prEJprIEt] adj. 不合宜的;不適當(dāng)?shù)?/span>
7. chore [tFC:] n. 家務(wù)雜事
8. exasperate [i^5zB:spEreit] v. 激怒