白羊座 Aries
Let's break up since it is meaningless to continue.
再這樣很沒意思,分手吧。
(太直接了……)
金牛座 Taurus
We should never see each other again.
以后不要再見了。
(太堅決了……)
雙子座 Gemini
You're not the cup of my tea.
你不是我的那杯茶。
(有外遇了……吧)
巨蟹座 Cancer
Since it's so heartbreaking to be together, why don't we just break up?
一起也只有辛苦,不如早點放手。
(太經典了)
獅子座 Leo
From now on, I can't love u anymore. Who do you think you are?
從這秒開始,我不愛你了。你算啥呀!!
(太過分了……)
處女座 Virgo
You've changed.
你變了。
(你也變了……)
天枰座 Libra
I don't think we're right for each other, maybe we're a bad match?
你不覺得我們不合適嗎?
(太隨便了……)
天蝎座 Scorpio
I don't have feelings for you anymore. Don't contact me again.
我對你已經沒有感覺,別再煩我。
(太狠了……)
射手座 Sagittarius
(He moved out yesterday.)
他昨天就搬走了……
(太突然了)
摩羯座 Capricorn
You will find someone better for you.
你會找到更好的。
(爛好人了……)
水瓶座 Aquarius
I think Bachelordom might be what you need right now.
我覺得還是一個人生活比較開心。
(你有種就不要找下個……)
雙魚座 Pisces
My goldfish said she dislikes you, so let's break up.
我家金魚說不喜歡你,所以我們就分手吧。
(太無厘頭了)