戀愛是件困難的事情。不過說實(shí)話,在網(wǎng)戀、臉書和交友應(yīng)用誕生之前,戀愛其實(shí)更加困難。你懂的,在那些日子里,如果你對某人心存愛戀,你不能簡簡單單的在臉書網(wǎng)上“戳”他們,也不能給他們剛更新的單身狀態(tài)點(diǎn)贊。面對面時(shí),只有一種方式能吸引他們的注意力:求勾搭的臺(tái)詞。
We asked our Facebook friends to share the funniest pick-up lines they've ever heard (or delivered)! Here are just a few of them.
我們請臉書網(wǎng)上的網(wǎng)友和大家一起分享一下他們所聽過(或者說過的)最爛俗的搭訕臺(tái)詞,下面是其中的幾條。
1. "If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
如果我告訴你你的身體很美,你會(huì)讓它靠近我么?
2. "Do you have a map? Because, I just got lost in your eyes."
“請問你有地圖嗎?因?yàn)槲乙呀?jīng)迷失在你的眼眸里了。”
3. "Can I have your phone number? Because I lost mine."
“你能告訴我你的電話號碼嗎?我忘了自己的號碼。”
4. "What's your sign?"
你是什么星座的?
5. "There are three things I want to do before I die and you're fulfilling one of them."
“在我死前我有三件事必須完成,你就是其中一件。”
6. "You're so fine, I'll drink your bath water."
“你太完美了,我愿意喝你的洗澡水。”
7. "I must be in heaven, because you're an angel."
我現(xiàn)在一定是在天堂,因?yàn)槟闶且晃惶焓埂?/p>
8. "Haven't I seen you before? Maybe in my dreams..."
“難道我從不曾見過你?或許是在我的夢中見過……”