兒童英語(yǔ)笑話 剛?cè)ミ^ Just have been there

023 剛?cè)ミ^ Just have been there

A father asked his 5-year-old daughter,"Who do you love better, dad or mom"

"I love you both！"

"If dad was to Disneyland and mom was to Paris,where would you go"

"I want to go to Paris."

"Why"

"Because Paris is more beautiful！"

"What if dad was to Paris and mom was to Disneyland"

"Of course I am going to Disneyland ！"

"Why"

"Because I have just been in Paris！"

爸爸問 5 歲的女兒:"爸爸和媽媽你更愛誰(shuí)?"

"兩個(gè)都愛！"

"如果爸爸去迪士尼樂園,媽媽去巴黎,你要去哪兒?"

"我要去巴黎！"

"為什么?"

"因?yàn)槟抢锉容^漂亮呀！"

"那現(xiàn)在爸爸去巴黎,媽媽去迪士尼呢?"

"當(dāng)然要去迪士尼！"

"為什么?"

"因?yàn)閯偛乓呀?jīng)去過巴黎了呀！"