家庭笑話：12、 Man's dictionary 男人詞典

12. Man's dictionary

Can I help with dinner?

Translated: "Why isn't it already on the table?"

It would take too long to explain.

Translated: "I have no idea how it works."

Take a break, honey, you are working too hard.

Translated: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner1. "

That's interesting, Dear.

Translated: "Are you still talking?"

I can't find it!

Translated: "It didn't fall into my out-stretched hands, so I'm completely clueless3."

What did I do this time?

Translated: "What did she catch me at?"

I hear you!

Translated: "I haven't the foggiest4 clue what you said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake5 it well enough so that you don't spend the next three days yelling6 at me."

You look terrific7!

Translated: "Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit8, I'm starving."

Notes:

1.vacuum cleaner 吸塵器

2. identification 身份證明，標(biāo)識(shí)

3. clueless 沒(méi)有線索

4. foggy 霧氣朦朧的，模糊的

5. fake 假裝

6. yelling 吼叫

7. terrific 極好的，非常棒

8. outfit 裝束，外套

男人詞典

“（親愛(ài)的，）做飯需要幫忙嗎？”

潛臺(tái)詞：怎么還沒(méi)做好飯放到桌上？

“（親愛(ài)的，）這玩意解釋起來(lái)挺麻煩的?！?

潛臺(tái)詞：我其實(shí)也不知道這玩意怎么弄的

“休息一下，親愛(ài)的，你太辛苦了。”

潛臺(tái)詞：吸塵器的聲音吵得我聽(tīng)不見(jiàn)比賽了。

“有意思，親愛(ài)的！”

潛臺(tái)詞：你還要說(shuō)下去？

“我找不到它了?！?

潛臺(tái)詞：它又不會(huì)自己跑到我手上來(lái)，我怎么找得到？

“我這次做什么了??？”

潛臺(tái)詞：她又逮住我什么了？

“（親愛(ài)的，）我聽(tīng)著呢！”

潛臺(tái)詞：我對(duì)你說(shuō)的事情云里霧里，希望能就這樣蒙混過(guò)關(guān)以免接下來(lái)三天被你嘮叨。

“你（穿上這件衣服）美極了！”

潛臺(tái)詞：唉，天哪，請(qǐng)別再試其他衣服了，我快餓死了！

Useful link:

婚后七年左右通常被稱為“七年之癢”。社會(huì)學(xué)調(diào)查發(fā)現(xiàn)，夫妻在婚后第六至十年之間，對(duì)婚姻的滿足程度降至最低點(diǎn)，離婚發(fā)生率也在婚后第七至十年形成高峰。這時(shí)候，夫妻雙方應(yīng)以最大的忍耐、最多的關(guān)懷來(lái)幫助對(duì)方以保證婚姻的質(zhì)量。