家庭笑話：3、 What I want in a man (Ⅲ) 我理想中的男人（三）

3. What I want in a man (Ⅲ)

What I want in a man, revised list (age 62):

1. Doesn't scare1 small children

2. Remembers where bathroom is

3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep

4. Only snores2 lightly when asleep

5. Remembers why he's laughing

6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself

7. Usually wears clothes

8. Likes soft foods

9. Remembers where he left his teeth

10. Remembers that it's the weekend

What I want in a man, revised list (age 72):

1. Breathing

2. Doesn't miss the toilet

Notes:

1. scare 嚇唬

2. snore 打呼嚕

我理想中的男人（三）

我理想中的男人——修訂版（62歲）

1．不要嚇唬小孩子

2．記得浴室在哪

3．不需要太多錢生活

4．睡著的時(shí)候鼾聲較小

5．記得自己為何大笑

6．能夠自己站立

7．通常穿著衣服

8．喜歡軟的食物

9．記得把自己的假牙放哪兒了

10．記得哪天是周末

我理想中的男人——修訂版（72歲）

1．活著

2．能找到廁所

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中美征婚啟事的區(qū)別之一是，中國(guó)男人愛羅列他們的成就如學(xué)位、職業(yè)、經(jīng)濟(jì)狀況等，而美國(guó)男人則羅列他們的個(gè)人愛好和特點(diǎn)。