雙語笑話：請專家

Call on an Expert

Little Johnny was playing with his father’s wallet when he accidentally swallowed a quarter．He went crying to his mom，choking on the quarter．

They took him to a doctor，who said that the quarter was impossible to remove without surgery．They consulted a specialist who was of the same opinion．

Then came a man who said he could get the money out in a jiffy．He turned little Johnny upside down and patted him with great precision on the back of neck and，sure enough，the quarter rolled out．Everyone was amazed．The father said，“you must be an expert？”The man replied，“No，sir．I’m just a tax collector．”

請專家

小約翰玩爸爸的錢包時，不小心吞了一枚硬幣。因為硬幣卡在喉嚨，透不過氣，所以小約翰只能號啕大哭著去找媽媽。

父母帶著小約翰去看醫(yī)生，醫(yī)生說如果不做手術，硬幣就沒法取出來。他們又去請教了一位專家，專家也持相同的觀點。

后來，來了一個男人說自己能夠一下子就把硬幣弄出來。只見他倒提著小約翰，準確地拍擊了一下他的后頸部，果不其然，硬幣滾了出來。每個人都很吃驚，父親說：“你一定是個專家？”男人答道：“不，先生。我只是個稅收官?！?