雙語笑話：耶穌在衛(wèi)生間里

Jesus Is in the Bathroom

A Sunday school teacher of preschoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth．He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago，that He grew up，etc．So he asked his class，“Where is Jesus today？”

Steven raised his hand and said，“He’s in heaven．”

Mary was called on and answered，“He’s in my heart．”

Little Johnny，waving his hand furiously，blurted out，“I know！I know！He’s in our bathroom?。?！”

The whole class got very quiet，looked at the teacher，and waited for a response．The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds．He finally gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this．

And Little Johnny said，“Well... every morning，my father gets up，bangs on the bathroom door，and yells，‘Jesus Christ，are you still in there？’”

耶穌在衛(wèi)生間里

在一所主日學(xué)校里（指星期日對兒童進(jìn)行宗教教育的學(xué)校），因?yàn)槊磕晔フQ節(jié)都強(qiáng)調(diào)是上帝的生日，老師擔(dān)心那些學(xué)齡前的孩子們搞不清楚他到底是誰。老師希望孩子們都要明白上帝的誕生和成長都是很久很久以前的事了。他問學(xué)生：“今天上帝在什么地方？”

史蒂文舉手回答道：“他在天堂里?！?

老師讓瑪麗回答，她回答道：“他在我心里?！?

小約翰拼命地?fù)u著手，不假思索地說道：“我知道！我知道！他在我們家的衛(wèi)生間里?。。　?

整個教室一片寂靜，學(xué)生們都望著老師，等他做出回答。老師一下子懵了，過了好久，才回過神來，問小約翰他是怎么知道的。

小約翰說：“是這樣的……每天早晨我爸爸起來，就敲著衛(wèi)生間的門，大叫道：‘上帝啊，你還在里面？’”