雙語笑話：來拿牛

Comfortable

A blonde and a brunette purchased a farm in Louisiana，but they needed a bull．It was decided that the brunette would take $200 and go to Chicago to buy the bull．She purchased the bull for $197 and went to send her friend a telegram．The clerk told her the telegram would cost three dollars per word to Louisiana．The brunette thought for a moment，then decided to send one word：“Comfortable．”The clerk was puzzled and asked，“How will your friend know what you mean？”The brunette replied，“Well，you see，my friend is a little slow，so when she gets this，she’ll read：‘ Com-for-da-bul．’”

來拿牛

一個(gè)金發(fā)女人和一個(gè)黑發(fā)女人在路易斯安那州買了一個(gè)農(nóng)場(chǎng)，她們需要有一頭公牛。于是決定由那個(gè)黑發(fā)女人帶200美元到芝加哥去買。她花了197美元買了牛后，準(zhǔn)備發(fā)個(gè)電報(bào)通知她的朋友。工作人員告訴她從芝加哥發(fā)電報(bào)到路易斯安那每個(gè)字需3美元。她想了一會(huì)兒，決定只發(fā)一個(gè)字“comfortable（舒適的）”。辦事員迷惑地問她：“你的朋友怎么知道你是什么意思？”黑發(fā)女人答道：“哦，我的朋友有點(diǎn)遲鈍，當(dāng)她拿到電報(bào)，就會(huì)讀成：‘com—for—da—bul’（來拿牛）?！?