雙語笑話：上帝就在身邊

Closer to God

A 70-year-old man went to the doctor’s for a physical. The doctor ran some tests and said to the man，“Well，everything seems to be in top condition physically，but what about mentally？How is your connection with God？”

And the man answered，“Oh me and God？We have a really tight bond； he’s so good to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom，he turns on the light for me，and then，when I leave，he turns it back off.”The doctor was astonished. He called the man’s wife and said，“I’d like to speak to you about your husband’s connection with God. He claims that every night when he needs to use the restroom，God turns on the light for him and turns it off for him again when he leaves. Is this true？”

And she said，“That idiot，he’s been peeing in the refrigerator！”

上帝就在身邊

一個70歲的老人到醫(yī)生那兒進行體檢。醫(yī)生進行了多項檢查后對老人說：“你身體的每項機能看起來都處于最佳狀態(tài)，但是你的精神狀態(tài)怎么樣呢？你和上帝的關系如何？”

老人答道：“哦，我和上帝？我們關系密切，他對我非常好。每天晚上當我起床上廁所，他都替我開燈，然后，當我離開以后，他又為我把燈關上。”醫(yī)生很驚訝。他叫來老人的妻子問道：“我想和你談談關于你丈夫和上帝關系的事。他聲稱每晚當他需要使用衛(wèi)生間時，上帝都會為他開燈，而當他離開后，上帝又會替他把燈關上，這是真的嗎？”

老人的妻子說：“那個白癡，他是把小便撒在冰箱里了！”