雙語(yǔ)笑話：三個(gè)愿望

Three Wishes

A fairy goes into a forest and sees a bear chasing a rabbit. She stops them and says she’ll give them three wishes each. They agree and the bear goes first:“I want every bear in this forest except me to be a female.”“Done，”says the fairy and makes his wish come true.“I want a helmet，”says the rabbit.“No problem，”says the fairy and makes his wish come true. It’s the bear’s turn again，and he says，“I want every bear in this country except me to be female.”“Done，”says the fairy and grants his wish. The rabbit says，“I want a motorbike，”and gets it immediately. It’s the bear’s final wish，and he says，“I want every bear in the world except me to be female.”The fairy says“Okay”and makes it happen. It’s now the rabbit’s final wish. He puts on his helmet，gets on the motorbike，and says，“I want the bear to be gay！”just before driving off.

三個(gè)愿望

一個(gè)仙女來到樹林里，看見熊正在追一只野兔。仙女制止了它們，并說自己能幫它倆各實(shí)現(xiàn)三個(gè)愿望。它們表示同意。熊先說：“我希望這個(gè)樹林里的熊除我之外全變成雌性的?！薄昂谩！毕膳f著就實(shí)現(xiàn)了熊的愿望?！拔蚁胗袀€(gè)頭盔?！币巴谜f?！皼]問題?！毕膳f著，也實(shí)現(xiàn)了它的愿望。接著輪到熊再說：“我希望這個(gè)國(guó)家里的熊除我之外全變成雌性的?！薄昂谩！毕膳f著又幫它實(shí)現(xiàn)了愿望。“我想有輛摩托車?！币巴脛傉f完就得到了。此刻熊說出它的最后一個(gè)愿望：“我希望這個(gè)世界上的熊除我之外全變成雌性的。”仙女說：“可以。”并把它立刻變成現(xiàn)實(shí)?，F(xiàn)在是野兔的最后一個(gè)愿望了。只見它戴上頭盔，騎上摩托車，說道：“我希望這只熊成為同性戀者！”然后駕車揚(yáng)長(zhǎng)而去。