雙語笑話：金發(fā)女綁匪

The Blonde Kidnapper

A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money，she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.

She went to the playground，grabbed a kid，took him behind a tree，and told him，“I’ve kidnapped you.”

She then wrote a note saying，“I’ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning，put $10，000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed，a blonde.”

The blonde then pinned the note to the kid’s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked，and sure enough，a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The blonde opened the bag and found the $10，000 with a note that said，“How could you do this to a fellow blonde？”

金發(fā)女綁匪

有個金發(fā)女子始終背運。她決定靠綁架孩子勒索贖金來籌集一筆錢。

她來到操場，抓住了一個孩子，把他帶到一棵樹后面告訴他說：“你被綁架了?！?

她接著寫了個便條，上面寫道：“我已經(jīng)綁架了你們的孩子。明天早上，把一萬美元裝進一個紙袋里，把它放在操場北邊滑梯旁的那棵山核桃樹下。落款：一個金發(fā)女子?！?

然后這個金發(fā)女子把便條釘在孩子的襯衫上，打發(fā)他回家，把便條交給他的父母。第二天，當這個金發(fā)女子來到那棵山核桃樹下查看時，真的有一個紙袋。她打開袋子，發(fā)現(xiàn)里面有一萬美元和一張便簽，上面寫著：“你怎么能對自己的同胞做這種事呢？”