雙語(yǔ)黑色笑話：902　I went out and followed some tracks 我出門，沿著蹤跡走

英語(yǔ)笑話

902　I went out and followed some tracks 我出門，沿著蹤跡走

A blonde, a red-head and a brunette went hunting. They got to the cabin and the brunette went out first. She was gone about an hour and came back with a small doe. The other women were screaming, “How did you do that?” She said, “I went out and followed some tracks and shot it.” The red head said I could do this and she went out for an hour and a half and came back with a buck. The blonde said, “Wow how did you do that?” She said, “I went out followed some tracks and shot it.” The blonde said I could do this and went out. She came back two and a half hours later and she was covered with cuts and scratches and she was bleeding. The other two started saying what happened. And the blonde said, “Well, I went out, followed some tracks, and a train hit me!”

一個(gè)金發(fā)女郎、一個(gè)紅發(fā)女郎和一個(gè)深色頭發(fā)女郎一起去打獵。她們到了一個(gè)小木屋，深色頭發(fā)女郎先出去。一個(gè)小時(shí)以后，她帶著一只小母鹿回來了。那兩個(gè)女人大叫：“你怎么打到的？”她說：“我出門，沿著蹤跡走，然后射擊。”紅發(fā)女郎說她也能干。她出去一個(gè)半小時(shí)以后，帶著一只公鹿回來了。金發(fā)女郎說：“哇，你怎么打到的？”她說：“我出門，沿著蹤跡走，然后射擊。”金發(fā)女郎說她也能干，就出去了。兩個(gè)半小時(shí)以后，她回來了，到處是割傷、刮傷，渾身是血。那兩個(gè)人問她發(fā)生了什么。她說：“嗯，我出門，沿著軌道（蹤跡）走，然后一輛火車撞了我?！?