兒童英語笑話：Where is God? 上帝在哪里？

英語笑話

721　Where is God? 上帝在哪里？

A Sunday school teacher asked his class, “Where is God?” A boy raised his hand and said, “He's in Heaven.” A girl was called on and answered, “He's in my heart.” Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, “I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!” The teacher asked how he knew this. Little Johnny said, “Well... every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells ‘My God, are you still in there?’”

一個（教會的）主日學老師問他的學生：“上帝在哪里？”一個男孩舉手說：“他在天堂里。”一個女孩被叫起來，回答說：“他在我的心里。”小強尼拼命地揮手，大聲叫喊：“我知道，我知道，他在我們家的廁所里。”老師問他是怎么知道的。小強尼說：“嗯，每天早上我爸起床以后就敲廁所的門，大喊：‘我的上帝，你還在里面?。?rsquo;”